Ahh morning! Lets see now.. We've missed a bitching session in the kitchen where Jodi whined to Rula that Traci was saying that she went into the DR with Preston.. Come on, give it up love.. Man..

We're now in the bedroom where most of the housemates are chatting away.

Now Rula is in the bedroom chatting to Faria about the DR conversation shes just had with Jodi. Faria is saying how "She just doesn't listen" talking about Jodi.

How exciting, someone has pressed the wrong button and we're being treated to a VO from Film4 telling us whats coming up on that channel. The Europeans is just about to start.. If I'm having to hear the audio for that.. Ohh no, whoever pressed the wrong button has just been fired and we're getting sound back from the house.

Rula and Faria are now talking about the positioning of the mirrors (And cameras) in the bedroom. Rula wonders if there is a camera in the sauna, and Faria says there definately is.

BB asks all housemates to go to the bedroom and close the door behind them as we go to MY first commercial break of the day...

We're back in the bedroom, MB and George are discussing Tina Turner and the movie of her life. Of course to stop these updates being even remotely interesting, we have a sound dip.. Talk now switches to Selina, the movie with Jennifer Lopez.

Talk switches to Charleze Theron in Monster, and Preston talks of little Macaluy Culkin in the movie Party Monster (Man my spelling gets worse..). Hooray, a sound dip!

MB is now leading a BB prayer.. Comedy style obviously..

A group of 11 people trapped in a room, celebrity or not isn't exactly rivetting.. Admittedly MB is trying, but some people MIGHT say too trying!

MB and George start talking about the "Red card" system in the houses of parliament.. But.. Guess what? Sound dips.. Doh!

BB announces the bedroom door is now open.. Huzah! The almost complete lack of movement is breathtaking.. Ahh it seems like the lab sign has been removed from the door.

MB rambles on in an Irish accent while chewing gum, George counters with the occasional chuckle.

MB launches into an impression of Prince Charles singing "The Most Beautfiful Girl in the World" and we go to commercial.. Whew!

Back.. MB and Maggot talk PR... Sound dips.. Just in case!

MB opens the door for Chantelle and they both leave the bedroom.

The camera watches Rula put her makeup on, Traci is worried that she can't find any clean clothes. Faria suggests that Traci might find some of her underwear hidden in "Someones" drawers.. Mmm I wonder who? BB calls Rula to the diary room.

Preston has just made a huge pan full of porridge and offers it around to people. George suggests they could live on that if they needed to. Jodi turns Oliver as she says "Can I have a bit more.." (I notice she didn't say PLEASE! PAH!)

Jodi tries to start a "Do you know who sang....." conversation, but as she can't remember the words or the tune, the conversation fails. Rula comes out to get some porrige and talks about how her daughter would turn her nose up at it.

Rula asks George if he's "Ever done herring in oatmeal.." to which George says "Yes I have.." ew!

Dennis lays in his bed and Traci comes over to him and they start chatting, as the conversation obviously involves at least three different things Dennis wants to do with Traci, the sound dips.. It comes back up to the sound of BB asking to make sure mics are on and batteries are in properly.

Commercial break now, and time for a cigarette (Hey, just say no kids!).. Back in a bit!

Faira is at the dining room table talking about how she's attracted to powerful men.. Mmm.

Chantelle is talking about being attracted to a man she thought she'd never fancy and is interuppted by Maggot wondering where the knob to the gym door is.. Faria says again she doesn't go for married men, but if they go for her, its a different matter..

BB says that the bedroom will be out of bounds in five minutes, there is a rush to use the bathroom and or get clothes out..

Talk turns to Walter Wolfgang the old man thrown out of the Labour party conference, George says he's an old mate of his.. And the sound dips.