We start day 9 with a shot of the garden, before heading back to the bedroom to see George in bed with eyeshades on, we hear Rula say "Well I'd rather you stab that than any other ball..."

Jodie is in bed, sitting up and yawning and we go to a commercial break.

What? Oh the thing I hate most about the Yop ad is that the lip sych is so far out, theres no need for it.. And remember other yogurt drinks are avaliable..

HI! We're back, Pete is talking Westwood again before disappearing to the bathroom.

Man, it seems as if everyone is getting ready for bed, early again, we need another all night task like the fire task from BB2, oh how we laughed at Bubble singing the Tweenies theme... Good times, good times..
Dennis lays on his bed chewing a straw, in silent contemplation of someones bottom probably..

Pete tells Preston he's needed in the diary room then goes on to talk about a speaker in the bedroom.. And how they can't hear it working anymore.

Chantelle and Jodie look over at each other and giggle. BB asks Jodie to go to the diary room "Ohh you're jesting me.." she says to herself before leaving.

Faria is seemingly looking for something by the side of her bed. Gives up and gets into bed.

The lights go out in the bedroom, a perfect chance for a quick game of murder in the dark, but I doubt they'll do that..

In the kitchen, MB and Pete are chatting. Its after midnight but MB is still cooking, he asks Pete what he's doing and Pete says he's looking for something to snack on, MB says he'll do him something but Pete declines. Some smartalec producer decides that the entry button by the diary room door will make a good shot for the next 5 minutes...

Pete says that every night when he goes to bed he thinks to himself "What should I wear in case theres a fire.." and he has done for the past thirty years.. Then every morning when he wakes up he thinks "OK, no fire, there are many more gowns to go..."

Rula comes out of the bedroom and starts to make herself a peppermint tea.. She jokes Pete should smoke the peppermint tea, Pete says he'd smoke crack, then wonders if they can get a dealer to throw a baggie over the wall.. I have no idea what that means at all.. I shall do some research while the commercials are on!

I'm a little dense aren't I, I've just switched over to Channel 4! Pete sucked down a yogurt in about 3 seconds, now I know what those lips are for.

Rula, Pete and MB are now all sitting at the dining table, talking about how hard it is to clean the surfaces in the BB house..

They're now talking about Petes outfit, I lose interest as the words "Underwear gusset" are spoken..

MB recounts Petes theory about paper plates to Rula. Pete seems to have a microwave fixation too, they're not much in Argos apparently.. Man, thats rock and roll right there.

Microwave fever spreads.. Rula suggests they can't make a casserole in a microwave to which Pete snaps WHO WANTS A CASSEROLE!?! Apparently, the microwave is God..

Kitchen cleaning talk rules now, Pete says he is worried about his other half as he doesn't have a kitchen to clean. We're treated to a shot of the garden, Pete AGAIN says "Why would ANYONE want a kitchen? It's a waste of space, you could have a bigger bathroom, you could put a microwave in the bathroom". I'm starting to think Pete is being sponsored by microwave manufactuers (sp)

Right, well if the celebs can have an early night, so can I! I'm sure I'll be back in the morning to keep you all on your toes (Hey, did I hear booing?), but in the meantime, I'm sure someone will be along to keep you company! Goodnight DS land