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2003 : YOU WANT to be in the house ?
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Calrissian
27-07-2002
okay people, it is time to time to decide.

WHo wants to be in the BB house 2003 ?

I think the next series i will indeed apply.

Q. Shall i lie about my psychological background ? Anyone know the rules on that ?

Calrissian : wants to be the seventh to enter the house.
Babycatcher
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian
okay people, it is time to time to decide.

WHo wants to be in the BB house 2003 ?

I think the next series i will indeed apply.

Q. Shall i lie about my psychological background ? Anyone know the rules on that ?

Calrissian : wants to be the seventh to enter the house.
”

No way would I go in. too many skeletons.

Why the 7th Cal?

BC
Lucytash
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian
okay people, it is time to time to decide.

WHo wants to be in the BB house 2003 ?

I think the next series i will indeed apply.

Q. Shall i lie about my psychological background ? Anyone know the rules on that ?

Calrissian : wants to be the seventh to enter the house.
”

I'd love to see you in the flesh Calrissian & of course, we'll all vote for you.
Go for it!
Devilot
27-07-2002
I'll enter - see you there Cal!!!

Any dont any of you b*******'s say owt nasty about me!!!
Calrissian
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by hyacinthbee
I'll enter - see you there Cal!!!

Any dont any of you b*******'s say owt nasty about me!!!
”

yeah, exactly. I am VERY tender hearted.
When i leave the house, first thing i do, is log onto this forum, and see what you all been saying about me.
pistachio
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


yeah, exactly. I am VERY tender hearted.
When i leave the house, first thing i do, is log onto this forum, and see what you all been saying about me.
”

Don't worry Cal, we all love you, we won't laugh at you (much ) and we all love you!
Love
Pistachio and Mavis
always_confused
27-07-2002
my girlfriend says i'm not allowed.
Al the Cynic
27-07-2002
I'd love to have a go ...

but sadly I lack the essential entrance requirements.

1) I'm not a wannabe
2) Don't drink hardly at all - lack of interest rather than moral reasons)
3) Don't smoke: actually find it quite offensive in shared areas
4) Like to be honest:
5) Find 18-30s antics tediously boorish
6) Can enjoy myself without stripping off
7) Like to be doing something ... the first few weeks of this series the HMs had NOTHING.
8)Too old, apparently people over 30 lack any sense of fun
9) I'm not prepared to lie about being gay/bi on the form to jump the queue
Calrissian
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Al the Cynic
I'd love to have a go ...

but sadly I lack the essential entrance requirements.

1) I'm not a wannabe
2) Don't drink hardly at all - lack of interest rather than moral reasons)
3) Don't smoke: actually find it quite offensive in shared areas
4) Like to be honest:
5) Find 18-30s antics tediously boorish
6) Can enjoy myself without stripping off
7) Like to be doing something ... the first few weeks of this series the HMs had NOTHING.
8)Too old, apparently people over 30 lack any sense of fun
9) I'm not prepared to lie about being gay/bi on the form to jump the queue
”

hey, Al, i'm all of the above, lol.
hate drinking, smoking, etc......
but, hey, you could just 'leave them to it'. A few weeks , hmm? Would that not be interesting in itself ?
Avenger
27-07-2002
I really want to apply, I do, I do but I keeps asking myself if I want all the men skeletons dragged out of my cupboard, afterall I enjoyed being a man eater in my younger days
Calrissian
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Avenger
I really want to apply, I do, I do but I keeps asking myself if I want all the men skeletons dragged out of my cupboard, afterall I enjoyed being a man eater in my younger days ”

oh my , lucky avenger

Calrissian : no female skeltons in the cupboard. I've got various other skeletons though, most of which i wouldnt much care about being public. Actually, there is nothing critical about me.
Hamfam
27-07-2002
I wouldn't be surprised if someone from this forum got on next year.........in-fact, BB fanatics we'll probally all be who are applying.
CPA
27-07-2002
My daughter thinks I should apply for next year.

reason ?

So she can watch " normal " telly for 9 weeks without me taking over and having it constantly on E4

I'm also over 30. so looks like I arnt much fun either.
I drink
I smoke
I can do 1 legged dances and say yessssssssss with gusto
I'm sure i can pour drink down someone who is leggless as well.
I've done a good puke after getting drunk a few times in my younger days. I'm sure i can re-learn that art.
I was in a few plays at school as well.
maybe i can win it for the oldies eh?
Calrissian
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Hamfam
I wouldn't be surprised if someone from this forum got on next year.........in-fact, BB fanatics we'll probally all be who are applying. ”

HERE is a scenario............

Davina'' and here they are, this years housemates.........

first in........ Father Jack, looking strong and wise
2 Lucytash : demure, standing tall, ..........heads for the diary room
3 Pistachio : looks in the fridge for some drinks, she sure is thirsty
4 Jezza , runs into the house, chearing....... better watch that one
5 Babycatcher : scans around looking for some pretty faces.....
6 Ladyknight... like a princess, she enters with elegance
7 Calrissian , smiling, walks straight to the garden...
8 Elysium : has a right moody look, heads for bedroom 1
9 A Bevan, strides forward to greet Jack first....
10 Mavis B. ; greets pistachio, a wry smile on her face .hmm
11 Hyacinthbee, gives everyone a wink , oh my !
12 Avenger : there is a sparkle in her eyes.....

What a group they are ! How will will they get on, will they pair up (oh lord) , will they bitch (i bet ), will they act like clowns (god Nooooooooo) , stay tuned.........

Who will WIN, YOU decide .
metafis
27-07-2002
I'll be 50 when next years BB starts. I wonder if they want an old rocker . (used to play in a not very succesfull at all Heavy metal band in the seventies for a couple of years)
I smoke, dont drink(alcoholic..dry since 1984).love classic heavy metal and rock, am 'eccentric'..(so ive been told)..not sure if thats good or bad!!
I have false teeth so could provide hours of merriment by having them fall out every now and then.
And I could annoy all the other hm's by wittering on about 'music isnt as good today as in my day' and 'kids today..I dunno what the world is coming to'.

CPA
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by metafis
I'll be 50 when next years BB starts. I wonder if they want an old rocker . (used to play in a not very succesfull at all Heavy metal band in the seventies for a couple of years)
I smoke, dont drink(alcoholic..dry since 1984).love classic heavy metal and rock, am 'eccentric'..(so ive been told)..not sure if thats good or bad!!
I have false teeth so could provide hours of merriment by having them fall out every now and then.
And I could annoy all the other hm's by wittering on about 'music isnt as good today as in my day' and 'kids today..I dunno what the world is coming to'.

”

Thats it !! I really must go in and keep matafis company. I'll be 41 and I am a meat loaf AND Bee Gee fan and know all the words. so we can sing away and drive all the hm mental
I have all my own teeth though!
I'll make you porrigde every morning and my ratings will soar
metafis
27-07-2002
hey..great!. I could do a mean bee gees impersonation with my false teeth. I could call them my 'mass-o- chew sets'.

(who is old enough here to remember who first made that pun??)
manleesam1
27-07-2002
LOL Can I come to, is 43 old enough, I was there at the original 70s discos. We could show em
CPA
27-07-2002
We gotta do a bit of " Tiger Feet" and also some Bay City Roller songs or I'll sulk hehe
I also do a mean pasta and pea dish so we will be ok on the poor side
everytime someone gets called into the diary room I'll sing " saved by the bell" and also about 3 am we must do Bat out of Hell. no reason for them... just its repetative
I'm not very good at a Geordie accent so I'll leave the " day 1in the big Brother house" to you lot
and if we wanna talk and it not get on E4 I know the words to " big 7 and my ding a ling. I'll just keep breaking into song every few words. you might not know what i'm talking about but neither will anyone else
CPA
27-07-2002
umm just a thought !! do you think Avid may like to join our over 30's gang ?
metafis
27-07-2002
Dont forget a few rousing chruses of 'agadoo' and 'the birdy song'.
And doing the 'ace' dance to status quos 'caroline' .
And saying stuff like 'isnt the barmaid from emmerdale JUST like the woman in 'Abigails Party' .
what tasks would bb give us?
Rubiks cube, slinky spring thing, make your own cabbage patch doll, oh and the original 'pong' computer game.

Maybe they should have an 'Older brother' show especially for the over forties.
CPA
27-07-2002
I was rubbish at the Rubix cube, never could do it. But i was blooming great on the po go stick and we could make stilts and peer over the fence
I think us of the pre video. microwave, pc and playstation era wouldnt get as bored as the younger lot.
we can make our own entertainment and still be sober
But can we play " follow the van" ? I like the idea of that. I'm snogging no women though!!
If we get really really bored though we can play " count the wrinkles " and " who is the greyest?"
I can also have in depth conversations with the other girls on child birth and how we avoided stretch marks
oh yes !!
We could make C4 millions more money. each week an extra poll on anyone having a heart attack and if i was in need of HRT
see ya on BB4 lol
homer911
27-07-2002
id never go on bb4 as i would be accused of being a profesional housemate as i like the show and post on forums about it.
***Angel***
27-07-2002
I would love to apply but

I don't drink
I don't smoke
I can't act
I'm to spontanious
I have emotions
I'm normal
I'm not crude
I'm not rude
I'm not repetative enough
I've never been on a club 18-30

No chance for me then
Al the Cynic
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by ***Angel***
I would love to apply but

I don't drink
I don't smoke
I can't act
I'm to spontanious
I have emotions
I'm normal
I'm not crude
I'm not rude
I'm not repetative enough
I've never been on a club 18-30

No chance for me then
”

If you attended any parties while you were an infant (5-9y old) you will have a head start in any of next years task.

I've heard they are looking very hard at tiddly winks (sleeping while pissed?) hop-scotch (Sandy doing a bunk?) and kiss-chase (oh-no, Jonny again).



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