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2003 : YOU WANT to be in the house ?
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***Angel***
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Al the Cynic


If you attended any parties while you were an infant (5-9y old) you will have a head start in any of next years task.

I've heard they are looking very hard at tiddly winks (sleeping while pissed?) hop-scotch (Sandy doing a bunk?) and kiss-chase (oh-no, Jonny again).



”

My 10yr old & 6yr old have decided to teach me how to be a contestant in time for next years BB.

metafis
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by ***Angel***
I would love to apply but

I don't drink
I don't smoke
I can't act
I'm to spontanious
I have emotions
I'm normal
I'm not crude
I'm not rude
I'm not repetative enough
I've never been on a club 18-30

No chance for me then
”

That could almost be Lee.
***Angel***
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by metafis


That could almost be Lee.
”

Did i forget to add that i have morals
Rennie
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


HERE is a scenario............

Davina'' and here they are, this years housemates.........

first in........ Father Jack, looking strong and wise
2 Lucytash : demure, standing tall, ..........heads for the diary room
3 Pistachio : looks in the fridge for some drinks, she sure is thirsty
4 Jezza , runs into the house, chearing....... better watch that one
5 Babycatcher : scans around looking for some pretty faces.....
6 Ladyknight... like a princess, she enters with elegance
7 Calrissian , smiling, walks straight to the garden...
8 Elysium : has a right moody look, heads for bedroom 1
9 A Bevan, strides forward to greet Jack first....
10 Mavis B. ; greets pistachio, a wry smile on her face .hmm
11 Hyacinthbee, gives everyone a wink , oh my !
12 Avenger : there is a sparkle in her eyes.....

What a group they are ! How will will they get on, will they pair up (oh lord) , will they bitch (i bet ), will they act like clowns (god Nooooooooo) , stay tuned.........

Who will WIN, YOU decide .
”

Harumph, if I'm not allowed in I'm off to stand outside the walls to shout obscenities....
Calrissian
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Rennie


Harumph, if I'm not allowed in I'm off to stand outside the walls to shout obscenities....
”

i would love to be in the house, and have some bunch of retards outside hurl rude things at me - talk about feeling important , hehe
Rennie
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


i would love to be in the house, and have some bunch of retards outside hurl rude things at me - talk about feeling important , hehe
”

You write a list of things you want me to shout and I'll do it

I'll just go and practice rude words:

"Bum, titty, willy, knickers, ginger"
Tissy
27-07-2002


ROFL you lot would make a brilliant BB4 !!!

wouldn`t it be great to see an `over 30` Big Brother Show !!!
Mad Paro Cat
27-07-2002
I'll be appyling for BB4, however as I share the same forename as someone who's already been in the BB house I doubt I'll stand much of a chance.
pistachio
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


HERE is a scenario............

Davina'' and here they are, this years housemates.........

3 Pistachio : looks in the fridge for some drinks, she sure is thirsty

10 Mavis B. ; greets pistachio, a wry smile on her face .hmm
.
”

Looking for the drinks eh?
Why so, what gives you that impression? (apart from the fact that i am thirsty?)
Mavis says that she would be looking for the ashtrays and the teapot (apparently completely ignoring her daughter, the rudeness!)
Pistachio
Alrightmate
27-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Mad Paro Cat
I'll be appyling for BB4, however as I share the same forename as someone who's already been in the BB house I doubt I'll stand much of a chance. ”

Use a nickname, or initials like P.J. did. Makes me wonder if P.J.'s name could have been called Paul.

If you're female, use Cat, derived from your nick on this forum.

Anyway, I think I'd cheer you on, as I've liked a lot of what you've said over the weeks.
Pretzel
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Alrightmate


Use a nickname, or initials like P.J. did. Makes me wonder if P.J.'s name could have been called Paul.

If you're female, use Cat, derived from your nick on this forum.

Anyway, I think I'd cheer you on, as I've liked a lot of what you've said over the weeks.
”

Think PJ mentioned that his name is Peter. BB does seem to change names though. I never understood the Penny/Lisa (her real name) thing from last year and I notice that Jonnys family all refer to him as Jonathon.

Also, does anyone know if failing to get in one year excludes you from the next? I could be wrong but I'm sure that I heard Jonny say on Thursday night that he auditioned in 2001. He also mentioned that Narinder was at the same place and that they'd got on well and that he'd followed her progress when he heard that she had got in. I'm curious.

I'd never 'do' BB myself but I'd love it if a friend did!
Mad Paro Cat
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Alrightmate


Use a nickname, or initials like P.J. did. Makes me wonder if P.J.'s name could have been called Paul.

If you're female, use Cat, derived from your nick on this forum.

Anyway, I think I'd cheer you on, as I've liked a lot of what you've said over the weeks.
”

oh cheers!

PJ is short for Peter james (not being pedantic, just letting u know)

i'm male by the way...but i'm looking into the nickname thing!
Calrissian
28-07-2002
hmm, so , what the hell should i do ?

i am a ' philip' 'calrissian'
am i relegated to being called p.c ?

Calrissian : NOT politically correct on any issue.
Alrightmate
28-07-2002
I really hope someone from this forum gets on BB4, and that we are fully aware of it. By either letting us know here or when they get on the show.

Chances I feel are minimal, if you consider how many people apply to get on.

We'd probably have to have loads of people here applying to even get the chance of ONE of us getting on.

It would give this forum an added dimension of interest.

I'd like it if those here who are applying, give us a running commentary on some forum or another, so we can see them going through the selection process even if they don't get to the final 12.
studley
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian
okay people, it is time to time to decide.

WHo wants to be in the BB house 2003 ?

I think the next series i will indeed apply.

Q. Shall i lie about my psychological background ? Anyone know the rules on that ?

Calrissian : wants to be the seventh to enter the house.
”

Only if I was allowed to take a Laptop in with me.

(So I can read all the things people on here have said about me)

Don't think I'd last long though. I tend to swing between being 'A boring old fart' and 'Someone who really should have got over their 18-30 phase a long time ago.' with not a lot very interesting in the middle.
Babycatcher
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


HERE is a scenario............

Davina'' and here they are, this years housemates.........

first in........ Father Jack, looking strong and wise
2 Lucytash : demure, standing tall, ..........heads for the diary room
3 Pistachio : looks in the fridge for some drinks, she sure is thirsty
4 Jezza , runs into the house, chearing....... better watch that one
5 Babycatcher : scans around looking for some pretty faces.....
6 Ladyknight... like a princess, she enters with elegance
7 Calrissian , smiling, walks straight to the garden...
8 Elysium : has a right moody look, heads for bedroom 1
9 A Bevan, strides forward to greet Jack first....
10 Mavis B. ; greets pistachio, a wry smile on her face .hmm
11 Hyacinthbee, gives everyone a wink , oh my !
12 Avenger : there is a sparkle in her eyes.....

What a group they are ! How will will they get on, will they pair up (oh lord) , will they bitch (i bet ), will they act like clowns (god Nooooooooo) , stay tuned.........

Who will WIN, YOU decide .
”

LOL
Nice line-up
But what pretty faces am I scanning? Have you sussed me already!!!!
Calrissian
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Babycatcher


LOL
Nice line-up
But what pretty faces am I scanning? Have you sussed me already!!!!
”

I think i have
Lets hope we both get into the house, then at least we can talk about digital spy for a while, and maybe covertly send messages out to Jack etc
Babycatcher
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


I think i have
Lets hope we both get into the house, then at least we can talk about digital spy for a while, and maybe covertly send messages out to Jack etc
”

Hello Cal

but isn't Jack in there with us? Surely he won't be evicted before me!!!??

just_a_girl
28-07-2002
If you do apply and they like your video do you have to go to London to be intrerviewed?
Calrissian
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Babycatcher


Hello Cal

but isn't Jack in there with us? Surely he won't be evicted before me!!!??

”

Jack will be first out I'd sure nominate him tactical you understand Nothing personal Jack .
chrissie
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by thinker


ROFL you lot would make a brilliant BB4 !!!

wouldn`t it be great to see an `over 30` Big Brother Show !!!
”


Would there be an age limit ?- I imagine Weegate on a whole new dimension.
What about Zimmer frames ?
Wouldnt they get in the way when everyone was falling about drunk?
Babycatcher
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Calrissian


Jack will be first out I'd sure nominate him tactical you understand Nothing personal Jack .
”

Tictactical surely?


And Chrissie, we will just have to make sure that BB supply Tenaladys for us girls Don't know what men have, indwelling catheters probably. They can hang them off their Zimmers. At least they won't be peeing on the seat and surrounding areas and leaving the toilet seat up.

BC
who can be relied upon to lower the tone
chrissie
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by Babycatcher


Tictactical surely?


And Chrissie, we will just have to make sure that BB supply Tenaladys for us girls Don't know what men have, indwelling catheters probably. They can hang them off their Zimmers. At least they won't be peeing on the seat and surrounding areas and leaving the toilet seat up.

BC
who can be relied upon to lower the tone
”


I thought the empty beer bottles would be better for the men - i think the catheters would interfere with the fun and games in the shower.
Alex just enjoy the women though - he did say he 'likes fried eggs'
chrissie
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by chrissie



I thought the empty beer bottles would be better for the men - i think the catheters would interfere with the fun and games in the shower.
Alex just enjoy the women though - he did say he 'likes fried eggs'
”


Correction - bit of a typo there
Alex WOULD enjoy the women
Babycatcher
28-07-2002
Quote:
“Originally posted by chrissie



I thought the empty beer bottles would be better for the men - i think the catheters would interfere with the fun and games in the shower.
Alex just enjoy the women though - he did say he 'likes fried eggs'
”

Just so long as they don't mix the bottles up when drunk..........

Alex won't be there so I don't have to impress him with my kebabs.

BC
no fried eggs on the menu here
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