My 10yr old & 6yr old have decided to teach me how to be a contestant in time for next years BB.

That could almost be Lee.

Did i forget to add that i have morals

Harumph, if I'm not allowed in I'm off to stand outside the walls to shout obscenities....

i would love to be in the house, and have some bunch of retards outside hurl rude things at me - talk about feeling important , hehe

You write a list of things you want me to shout and I'll do it

I'll just go and practice rude words:

"Bum, titty, willy, knickers, ginger"

ROFL you lot would make a brilliant BB4 !!!

wouldn`t it be great to see an `over 30` Big Brother Show !!!

I'll be appyling for BB4, however as I share the same forename as someone who's already been in the BB house I doubt I'll stand much of a chance.

Looking for the drinks eh?
Why so, what gives you that impression? (apart from the fact that i am thirsty?)
Mavis says that she would be looking for the ashtrays and the teapot (apparently completely ignoring her daughter, the rudeness!)
Pistachio

Use a nickname, or initials like P.J. did. Makes me wonder if P.J.'s name could have been called Paul.

If you're female, use Cat, derived from your nick on this forum.

Anyway, I think I'd cheer you on, as I've liked a lot of what you've said over the weeks.

Think PJ mentioned that his name is Peter. BB does seem to change names though. I never understood the Penny/Lisa (her real name) thing from last year and I notice that Jonnys family all refer to him as Jonathon.

Also, does anyone know if failing to get in one year excludes you from the next? I could be wrong but I'm sure that I heard Jonny say on Thursday night that he auditioned in 2001. He also mentioned that Narinder was at the same place and that they'd got on well and that he'd followed her progress when he heard that she had got in. I'm curious.

I'd never 'do' BB myself but I'd love it if a friend did!

oh cheers!

PJ is short for Peter james (not being pedantic, just letting u know)

i'm male by the way...but i'm looking into the nickname thing!

hmm, so , what the hell should i do ?

i am a ' philip' 'calrissian'
am i relegated to being called p.c ?

Calrissian : NOT politically correct on any issue.

I really hope someone from this forum gets on BB4, and that we are fully aware of it. By either letting us know here or when they get on the show.

Chances I feel are minimal, if you consider how many people apply to get on.

We'd probably have to have loads of people here applying to even get the chance of ONE of us getting on.

It would give this forum an added dimension of interest.

I'd like it if those here who are applying, give us a running commentary on some forum or another, so we can see them going through the selection process even if they don't get to the final 12.

Only if I was allowed to take a Laptop in with me.

(So I can read all the things people on here have said about me)

Don't think I'd last long though. I tend to swing between being 'A boring old fart' and 'Someone who really should have got over their 18-30 phase a long time ago.' with not a lot very interesting in the middle.

LOL
Nice line-up
But what pretty faces am I scanning? Have you sussed me already!!!!

I think i have
Lets hope we both get into the house, then at least we can talk about digital spy for a while, and maybe covertly send messages out to Jack etc

Hello Cal

but isn't Jack in there with us? Surely he won't be evicted before me!!!??

If you do apply and they like your video do you have to go to London to be intrerviewed?

Jack will be first out I'd sure nominate him tactical you understand Nothing personal Jack .

Would there be an age limit ?- I imagine Weegate on a whole new dimension.
What about Zimmer frames ?
Wouldnt they get in the way when everyone was falling about drunk?

Tictactical surely?


And Chrissie, we will just have to make sure that BB supply Tenaladys for us girls Don't know what men have, indwelling catheters probably. They can hang them off their Zimmers. At least they won't be peeing on the seat and surrounding areas and leaving the toilet seat up.

BC
who can be relied upon to lower the tone

I thought the empty beer bottles would be better for the men - i think the catheters would interfere with the fun and games in the shower.
Alex just enjoy the women though - he did say he 'likes fried eggs'

Correction - bit of a typo there
Alex WOULD enjoy the women

Just so long as they don't mix the bottles up when drunk..........

Alex won't be there so I don't have to impress him with my kebabs.

BC
no fried eggs on the menu here