OK, I have a bone to pick with Jimmy Saville, He never did reply to my letters when I was little, and all I wanted was a Jim'll Fix It badge.
Maybe he found my requests a little strange, but then again I've always found him a bit strange, the whole "now then, now then, now then" always freaked me out
So I thought I'd write him another letter now,
Dear Jim,
Please would you fix it for me to be able to press a red button on my remote control and watch live streaming on Celeb Big Brother.
I promise to be a good girl for the rest of the year (or at least until the end of CBB)
And can I have a Jim'll Fix it Badge, and one for my Cat too, as he'd also like to watch live streaming on E4.
But I'm not coming on the programme, just in case you make me sit on your lap, and say "now then, now then, now then" to me, and wave your cigar around because I'm older and wiser now than when I was little and first wrote in, and find the whole waving your thingy around a bit bizarre to be honest.
Regards
RAH
Age (i'm not telling, but I guess most Forumers who remember Jim'll Fix it will guess
)
And OMG! if any forumers actually managed to be fixed by Jim and have a Jim'll fix it badge
, I'd be happy to do swapsies with you of my crackerjack pen
Maybe he found my requests a little strange, but then again I've always found him a bit strange, the whole "now then, now then, now then" always freaked me out
So I thought I'd write him another letter now,
Dear Jim,
Please would you fix it for me to be able to press a red button on my remote control and watch live streaming on Celeb Big Brother.
I promise to be a good girl for the rest of the year (or at least until the end of CBB)
And can I have a Jim'll Fix it Badge, and one for my Cat too, as he'd also like to watch live streaming on E4.
But I'm not coming on the programme, just in case you make me sit on your lap, and say "now then, now then, now then" to me, and wave your cigar around because I'm older and wiser now than when I was little and first wrote in, and find the whole waving your thingy around a bit bizarre to be honest.
Regards
RAH
Age (i'm not telling, but I guess most Forumers who remember Jim'll Fix it will guess
) And OMG! if any forumers actually managed to be fixed by Jim and have a Jim'll fix it badge
, I'd be happy to do swapsies with you of my crackerjack pen