How about:

Robbie Willliams
Rachel Hunter
Rod Stewart

..............

Laura Dern
Billybob (sp?) Thornton
Angelina Jolie

.............

Liam Gallagher
Patsy Kensit
Jim Kerr (plucked from the list of contenders

???

Renaimation permitting (!) I'd add in Frank Sinatra / Mia Farrow / Woody Allen like a shot.

BBG

A psychopath would be great to see how the others will react around him/her. I know it is fictional, but someone like Hannibal from 'Silence of the Lambs'.

Or even reanimation

BBG < gitfed typsit>

Funny you should say that, and I wouldn't have had the nerve to bring this subject up unless you had - but last night I was thinking of Ian Brady and how he might react to being on Big Brother. Although he's mentally ill, he's quite intellectual, and he'd completely out-Tim Tim in the complaining about conditions department, like he does in prison.

I'd like to see a full comedy line up

Bill bailey
Lee evans
Rik mayal
Ade edmonson
Ben elton
eddie izzard

OR - the ultimate nightmare, relatives of this year's housemates!

Alex's dad,
Kate's twin sister
Jade's mum Jackie
Tim's dad (imagine him and Jackie together! LOL!)
'Our Joanne' (she'd win for niceness) OR Sandy's wife
PJ's brother

Norman Bates

Celebrity Deathmatch special on BB

Eminem
Britney
Christina Aguilera

Tyson
Lennox Lewis

Barbara Woodhouse
Marlyn Manson

Keith Chegwin
Timmy Mallet (wakka day)

jonathan ross

i want

denzil washington
james spader
me !


honestly I would be good
I would follow that van, truck, lorry, spaceship, anywhere

I am not ashamed!

LK - going off into fantasy land again

Good point Lady Knight, Denzil Washington is an excellent choice but instead of you it would be just me and noooooooo body else cause 'That's the way aha aha l like it aha aha!

Hmmm denzil and me will just bitch about you ... then when you leave we will sing........

Thats the way aha .. we like it aha aha haaaaaa haaaaaa Denzil !!!!! i like it!!!!

Nah!

I don't think so. The only cock you'll be around is Big Red when me and Denzil conspire to stuff you in the Chicken coop!

You cocksucker (erm can you say that in here?)

I mean a BigRed sucker - Denzil and me will whisper about you and all the hens will cluck.

I will be two-faced ..... anything to have Denzil to myself.

LK - still thinks it sounded really rude - but didnt mean it as badly as it sounded *hmmmm*

Oh please take him, we're not all ? here on the isle of wight, and we do deserve time off for good behaviour

That type of comment 'sucking Big Red' is enough to get the animal rights protestors down for cruelty to animals.

I will personally report you in the diary room, the producers will then have no alternative but to evict you from the house and then l will have my way with Denzil.

I feel like Chicken tonight!

Huh ..... you think you are being smart dont ya?
You can have BigRed tonight ......
I am so generous.

LK - is prepared to give up BigRed for Denzil ......

get off Denzil saneblack .... hes mine ...... ! )

i'll wrestle saneblack for Denzil for you but only if you give me Ben Affleck...and wrestle JLo 'cos she's got him at the mo!!!

Deerd
obssessed enough to have watched 'Dogma' 20 times already.
and that was just foreplay.

btw will fight ya both for denzil if ben ain't in the house.

No you misunderstand me!

While you are being driven away in the back of a police van down the walk of shame (for cruelty to animals) l will be having dinner (ohh l wonder where the chicken came from? It was not on the shopping list) with Denzil by candle light.

Deerd

I'll give ya Ben Affleck and l'll throw Matt Damon in half price if you get Lady Knight off my case so l can concentrate on Denzil.

Oh P.S

don't turn on me and be two faced Deerd otherwise l will have to get medieval on yo ass!

Matt's never did it for me, but...........i could always use him to make Ben more attentive.

mmmmmmmmm...ahhhhh...LK really luvs Denzil and your threatening candle-light dinners with this evvvvvvvvvvvvver soooooo luverly oscar winner...

but i get 2 oscar winners for the price of one???

umm...what about JLo???

can you guarantee her ass is grass???

Deerd
watched a knight's tale closely and know the moves

Don't worry Deerd

I'll send her back to the projects where she belongs!

still conflicted???...but you're offer's looking good

can i stretch to matthew perry so that maybe we can all be friends??? ok prob not....

would you and LK negotiate a Denzil time-share with me as mediator???

i'll save all the candle budget for you!!!

and would lend-lease Matt as a stand-in to heighten Dens interest.

'cos ya just know Matt's gonna do what i tell him. he's so not gonna want the hand.

Ben's exclusive though.

Deerd
thinkin a fair choice by Den to be made in week 9 keeps us all in the house till the final. i'll ditch Ben in wk8 to stay as mediator.

hell, he'll wait for me long as you git the b**ch

Deerd

NO TIME SHARE! ...........All or nothing!

I will swap Matt Damon with Matthew Perry unless you want to have a foursome? In that case you and your boys can have bedroom one, me and Denzil will be in the grotto,

Actually scrap that. Me and Denzil will be in bedroom one, you and your boys in the grotto, Lady Knight will be in the Chicken coop with Big Red and we will all live happily ever after until week 9 when l turn medieval on yo asses and grab the 70 grand!

Sorry Denzil, l need the money. I've got bills to pay!

ahhhhhhhh, between a rock and what i had hoped would be a very hard place.

LK an me have got some special girl stuff goin on another thread.

does that make her from my hood???

thinking me an LK just gonna hav to take yo down girl!!!

an the hand can be cruel.

BUT...if n we forget Matt an Matt an i can get an alternate off a LK???

yo promise not to go for the alternate???

an I GET BEN!!!

bedrooms and combinations TBA???

anyway we can still avoid a turf war???

Deerd
LK, gone to bed, but will find out if there's another. 'cos let's face when pushed we all have another.

otherwise, me + LK = yo ass is grass

p.s. even if i were to decide to mess over LK why do you get the rich bedroom.

me and Ben are gonna need a lot of space and comfort.

and my Ben has an oscar too ya know

Deerd
just how mean would ya be to JLo???