Deerd

Just between you and me because LK has gone to bed. You can have Ben he's not my type. J Lo is on her way back to her hood. We can share bedrooms. I will be in the rich bedroom for 6 weeks and you can have it for the remainder of the time you are in the house. If you stay

Forget LK she's not from your hood. You and me are on the same wavelength. LK belongs with the chickens.

ROFL at LK, Saneblack & Deerd!!

Okay, I'll have to steal James Spader and Matthew Perry but will open my Avid-style cupboard and hand over Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Denzil Washington and Brad Pitt in return.

So then I have (in the Rich bedroom):

Myself,
Matthew Perry
James Spader
Alec Baldwin
Raoul Julia ( even tho' he's dead, alas!)
Jose Cura (opera singer)
and my BB3 fav - Tim.

One week would never be enough!! My celeb BB would have to last a loooooooong time.

Sorry Juliette

This is getting ridiculous!

I will have to take all three of you on WWF style if l don't get my way with Denzil. Either you strike a deal with me (like Deerd was smart enough to do) or l will have to stuff you in the store cupboard with Avid Merrion (you don't have to worry about the cold temperature in there, he is VEEEERRRRRY warm!).

I will be in the rich bedroom with Denzil, Deerd in the grotto with her boys and LK in the CHicken Coop.

OK!

Okay, then I will be on the couch in the living room with the rest of my list - and there's no need to fight over Denzil, as I don't want him. He may be gorgeous, but he doesn't come across as friendly in the tv interviews I've seen with him.

Or maybe I can borrow that enormous bed from the worst-ever gameshow, Chained, and just use that instead?

ok,

i've lost track of my boys.

but thinking my ends still good.

but has julliette claimed Matthew Perry, cos that could be no holds barred time.

specially when she seems to be into necrophellia

i don think Matt is gonna like sharing the couch then.

he's in my grotto.

still worried about LK with Big Red - i'm sure she's got other options.

and if saneblack's as tough as she says (an she did take on JLo lots of love) then it'd be no contest for Denzil.

so we now got us 4 girls in the house - and all the guys???

except if LK wanna pick another.

Deerd
i only really want Ben, but i gotta have the weapons to make him jealous, no fun otherwise

If you hold up your end, then I think I will



Mxxxxxxxxx
*looking for the love smilie*
Last edited by elliottm : 31-07-2002 at 17:55

no love smilie on here babe.

to LK, saneblack and julliette

may be reconsidering my position.

you can keep them all, i'll just have the grotto for a visitor

Deerd
forsaking Ben but soooooo glad JLO got her ass kicked by saneblack

Ahh yes!

I have Denzil .............good!

No problem Deerd, l enjoyed sending J lo back to the hood (with pleasure)

Looks like LK is still stuck in the chicken coop and Juliet in the store room with Avid Merrion. Whatsup with this elliotm person?

People are just comin' out of the wood work!

It's gettin' a bit crowded in here, l'll have to find somewhere to stuff elliotm...let me see.......the diary room!

If i can have Matthew Perry for one day / night, then I will be happy to pass him over to any of you in almost-new condition, but I can't guarantee that he wil have much energy left . LOL!

The couch is now out of bounds to everyone but me and my list of boys. Although after the necrophilia accusations, I might drop Raoul Julia but ask BB if we can have an Addams Family video one night , just so I can hear his voice saying '"Cara mia" in that seductive accent of his ... *swoons*

Still hanging onto James Spader and Tim for the entire week though.

Alec Baldwin and Jose Cura could get irritating, so we'll vote them out after a couple of days on the couch.

That;s cool with me Juliette you can come out of the store room and kip on the couch with Matthew Perry and co.

JUST DON'T LEAVE ANY STAINS ON THE COUCH OK, THE REST OF US HAVE TO SIT ON IT!

would certainly get us celebrity status in the Diary Room, flouting BB's protestaions

Hmmm so I come back to find that I have been put in the chicken coop!!!!

This is clearly unfair.

Upon showing Big Red and the rest of the chickens the jars of Chicken Tonight lined up near the cooker, a revolt occurs. Big Red, the chickens and I escape from the coop.

In the enusing flurry of fluffy feathers and pecks - I grab Denzil and James by the hand and we make our escape over the roof.

Denzil and James are sooo warm (and sexy)!

Don't worry Deerd I'll leave you Ben
Juliette Matt Perry is all yours
I'm not greedy !!!

That'll teach that saneblack - only way she could get Denzil was by locking me up. Biff, Bash, Boff !!!!!!

LK - waves from the roof ..... oops James almost fell back into the garden again ..... !!!

Pipe dreams my dear LK

You seem to have forgotten the large net that BB has installed above the complex. While you and Denzil and the other guy are trying to escape through the netting, birds will be shitting on your head.

Denzil will get pissed off and come back to me and the cameras will spot you. The producers will have no alternative but to evict you and will once again be left with Denzil.

have decide i may offer Ben to LK if she wants him we can provide a set of tools and see if she can find the infamous secret room. i'm sure it'd be much comfier that the Chicken Coop and i hate the idea of Ben living in muck (LK too, of course).

i'm still having the grotto, but don't worry about the crowding elliottm can share with me.

best just make sure he doesn't catch me looking longingly at Ben and LK:'( . know you'll watch ma back girl.

in fact i reckon finding the 'love nest' would be an excellent task for week 1 - 'cos this celeb BB could just run and run.

Deerd
already looking at blueprints of the house for clues to my love room.

be careful LK be careful

am giving Ben, grudgingly:'( , if ya want him???

apparently saneblack's left something in the DR that is v. interesting.

Excellent idea Deerd, l'll take the love shack and you can have the grotto. Leave LK in the chicken coop where she belongs with Big Red. That'll teach her to cross me!

Oh and as for you Deerd, just remember l was the one who kicked J Lo back to the hood for you not LK so why are you helping her out?

Just remember you OWE ME ONE!

saneblack, the most determined woman in the hood.

Deerd
gonna have to get yo girls together and break some heads or kick some ass till one of yo says uncle.

You just KNNNNOOOOOOW l'm gonna win that battle. I'm gonna get medieval yo asses!

WWF style!

It's funny how we've corrupted this thread!

No one else except us are contributing. Because they know they don't have a chance of entering the house with us lot around!

am opening the betting as we speak

but i'd watch out, behind that meek and mild ladylike exterior lurks a women with Denzil lust

man, now i gotta referee a no hold barred

does julliette get in the ring btwn rounds in her bikini

and what's she gonna hold up - think BB will give us the chalkboard for the contest.

while you and LK mix it up i'm gonna sneak off an get a head start in the hunt for the love room - mmmmmmmmm, then i'll rescue ellittm from the DR and make an indecent proposal to him AND Ben.

Deerd
does owe saneblack one, so recommend that she picks her favour carefully. 'cos after the JLo debts paid....

I beg to differ --- I've got a hood - on my anorak !!
I can kick asses as well as anyone but I dont think it will go down well with all the donkey lovers out there.

you sisters aint all that

ooooooohhhh, get her saneblack

it's alright for us girls to fight amonst ourselves, but saneblack and LK can unite in defense of territory.

bring it on chrissie

who'd you wanna bring into the house????????

Deerd
still looking for the love room.

Heh Chrissie

So you want some?
Bring it on girl, if you think you're all dat and a bucket a chicken!

Don't put to much betting money on LK to win because the fight will be over before you can blink. All you will see is a cloud of dust and LK on the ground!

well I think Sean connery could show the younger men a 'thing' or two and would look better in a kilt than sandy.
I wouldnt mind showing my kebab [hope it means flab]
to Lenny Henry - as I believe he wouldnt be shocked and know he loves a whole lotta woman.
Sven Joran Erikson could probably keep us all fit - he's obviously got hidden qualities and I love his accent.
Alex could come - I hate cleaning the bathroom and IMO he is foxy.
As for the women - well with you lot and me - they wouldnt stand a chance - so tell them not to bother to apply.

Deerd, you should be careful who you bond with in this house. You should hear what elliotm has been saying behind your back.

THE BACKSTABBING BEGINS!

Stick with me girl, l've got your back!