Well Chrissie
With that list of men, l have nothing to worry about. You can KEEP EM!
With that list of men, l have nothing to worry about. You can KEEP EM!
Celebrity BB in november, who do you want?
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Both LK and elliotm have been sending me secret emails, backstabbing you CHrissie and Deerd, l say we should nominate them for this Friday what do ya say?
Quote:
“Originally posted by chrissie
well I think Sean connery could show the younger men a 'thing' or two and would look better in a kilt than sandy.
I wouldnt mind showing my kebab [hope it means flab]
to Lenny Henry - as I believe he wouldnt be shocked and know he loves a whole lotta woman.
Sven Joran Erikson could probably keep us all fit - he's obviously got hidden qualities and I love his accent.
Alex could come - I hate cleaning the bathroom and IMO he is foxy.
As for the women - well with you lot and me - they wouldnt stand a chance - so tell them not to bother to apply. ”
“Originally posted by chrissie
well I think Sean connery could show the younger men a 'thing' or two and would look better in a kilt than sandy.
I wouldnt mind showing my kebab [hope it means flab]
to Lenny Henry - as I believe he wouldnt be shocked and know he loves a whole lotta woman.
Sven Joran Erikson could probably keep us all fit - he's obviously got hidden qualities and I love his accent.
Alex could come - I hate cleaning the bathroom and IMO he is foxy.
As for the women - well with you lot and me - they wouldnt stand a chance - so tell them not to bother to apply. ”
hate to say it, 'cos i don't like alex' but with all this overcrowding someone cleaning the loos all day long could be a bonus.
leaves us to get on with the important stuff
like finding that b***dy hidden room, it's mine!!! and Ben's and elliottm's. ooooh the sweet poetry of it all. if Lenny starts Denzil impersonations there could be a ruck!!!
Sven - hidden qualities
, but alright sister whatever floats your boat.doesn't Sean say it's alright to give women a slap now and then. not that'd he dare with us.
Deerd
standing right behind saneblack - an reckoning all bets are off
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Both LK and elliotm have been sending me secret emails, backstabbing you CHrissie and Deerd, l say we should nominate them for this Friday what do ya say? ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Both LK and elliotm have been sending me secret emails, backstabbing you CHrissie and Deerd, l say we should nominate them for this Friday what do ya say? ”
what 'am i a minger':'( :'( .
ahhhhhhh, but i know how you feel about LK so this could just be a wooden spoon job
and elliottm's only gonna turn against me if i flrit too much with Ben. which of course could...just...maybe happen. BUT
i'm wondering about Juliette
, she's been in the DR far too long
she's bitchin us all -'cept james spader. it's a plot to dig the dirt on us.
Deerd
still not found the room yet
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Both LK and elliotm have been sending me secret emails, backstabbing you CHrissie and Deerd, l say we should nominate them for this Friday what do ya say? ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Both LK and elliotm have been sending me secret emails, backstabbing you CHrissie and Deerd, l say we should nominate them for this Friday what do ya say? ”
careful saneblack - you know BB read all the emails - tell you what - meet me by the boxes with intials on by the outside shower - you can help me 'clean my veruccas'
I mentioned nominations once - i think i got away with it.
As for my choice of men - just a ploy to throw the others off the scent - I like to appear innocent
Chrissie
I don't know about you're MINGIN' FOOT but here goes.
(writing on the wall)
LK
EM
J
Ok?
You me and Deerd are tight as thieves!
I don't know about you're MINGIN' FOOT but here goes.
(writing on the wall)
LK
EM
J
Ok?
You me and Deerd are tight as thieves!
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“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
I don't know about you're MINGIN' FOOT but here goes.
(writing on the wall)
LK
EM
J
Ok?
You me and Deerd are tight as thieves! ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
I don't know about you're MINGIN' FOOT but here goes.
(writing on the wall)
LK
EM
J
Ok?
You me and Deerd are tight as thieves! ”
Tight is right - tell me in the morning when i've sobered up a bit - I'm confused - werent you playing follow the juggernaut last night with LK and EM ?
I dont know who to trust - I am going to the Diary Room to talk to Mr Miyage - manipulation - my middle name.
ahhhhh, Day 1an ahalf in the CBB house:
chrissie and saneblack are whispering out by the shower...sound cut...but we can tell from their expressions that they're not just comparing Lenny and Denzil's shoe-sizes.
BB don't give them a strike 'cos BB's too busy listening to Julliette and James Spader in the DR (they've been in there for hours) digging the dirt on the other HMs.
elliottm and LK have smuggled in their WAP fones and are frantic in their bitchin emails - saneblack already plans to use this against them in noms this week.
Deerd and Ben continue a frantic search for the love nest - it's gonna be there reward for the 1st task. BB engineers are expressing concern in the camers run about the risk of the house collapsing to the ground if the search goes much further.
residents of elstree are being evacuated by BB just in case.
alex cleans the loos - again, muttering something about sweets and seats.
the rest are so overcome by the beauty of the girls that they sit in stunned silence, with matthew perry just hoping that they'll all be friends.
chrissie and saneblack are whispering out by the shower...sound cut...but we can tell from their expressions that they're not just comparing Lenny and Denzil's shoe-sizes.
BB don't give them a strike 'cos BB's too busy listening to Julliette and James Spader in the DR (they've been in there for hours) digging the dirt on the other HMs.
elliottm and LK have smuggled in their WAP fones and are frantic in their bitchin emails - saneblack already plans to use this against them in noms this week.
Deerd and Ben continue a frantic search for the love nest - it's gonna be there reward for the 1st task. BB engineers are expressing concern in the camers run about the risk of the house collapsing to the ground if the search goes much further.
residents of elstree are being evacuated by BB just in case.
alex cleans the loos - again, muttering something about sweets and seats.
the rest are so overcome by the beauty of the girls that they sit in stunned silence, with matthew perry just hoping that they'll all be friends.
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Denzil is a size 12 by the way! ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Denzil is a size 12 by the way! ”
yo sure is one lucky b****
but will there be honour amongst the thieves???
Deerd
goes to the DR to ask BB for a ruler and if she can have a private moment with Ben
Chrissie
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth!
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth!
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth! ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth! ”
ahhhhhhhh, BB hears this and decides on the task for week 2 - BB providing chopsticks and a jar of flies.
if Deerd and Ben have left the house standing in their search that is
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth! ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Chrissie
All Mr Miyage will tell you to do is the following;
Wax on wax off
Paint the fence
and do other house hold chores for him until you become a pro
Don;t listen to those self confessed guru's, listen to me. I will always tell you the truth! ”
No you dont ! who do you think taught me to stand on one leg for ages on the chicken coop if it wasnt Mr Miyage ?
I have wanted to be your friend ever since we came in the house but since you have found out that Denzil is hung like a donkey - you have just acted up to the cameras.
By the way Mr Miyage is now teaching me the next progression from the standing on one leg thingy - its a new kind of dance movement - but I'm not supposed to have told you that - I expect you'll be bitchin about me now
Yeah the task for week 2 will be;
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows?
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows?
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Yeah the task for week 2 will be;
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows? ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Yeah the task for week 2 will be;
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows? ”
with tears down face
Chrissie
So you're the one who broke the chicken coop!
And all that one legged dancing like Jonny/ Kate and wriggling around like those dancers on Tale of the unexpected/James Bond was really you're attempt to practice Mr Miyagi's moves.
Ok now l understand. Well for breaking the chicken coop and killing all the chickens l will have to report you in the diary room.
You have deprived us all of eggs now!
So you're the one who broke the chicken coop!
And all that one legged dancing like Jonny/ Kate and wriggling around like those dancers on Tale of the unexpected/James Bond was really you're attempt to practice Mr Miyagi's moves.
Ok now l understand. Well for breaking the chicken coop and killing all the chickens l will have to report you in the diary room.
You have deprived us all of eggs now!
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“Originally posted by chrissie
with tears down face ”
“Originally posted by chrissie
with tears down face ”
yeah, girl crying with laughter now, but with self-confessed kebabs you could be the first on the menu.
Deerd
thinking some folks in the poor side are gonna be legless.
and that's without the alcohol saneblack - metric/imperial measument 'cos Ben says BB will need to give me a metre stick not a ruler.
Sorry Deerd
I'm a vegetarian so will have to pass on Chrissie's King size Kebab!
I will have to practice with those chop sticks ahead of the task so l can stay on the rich side!
I'm a vegetarian so will have to pass on Chrissie's King size Kebab!
I will have to practice with those chop sticks ahead of the task so l can stay on the rich side!
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Yeah the task for week 2 will be;
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows? ”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Yeah the task for week 2 will be;
how many flies circling Chrissie's MINGIN' FOOT can you catch with a chop stick?
The person with the most flies will be put on the rich side and the person with the least will go on the poor side,
The bonus prize will be all the men on the rich side with access to all facilities and on the poor side - no men, no furniture and no food. For that week the people on the poor side will have to EAT ONE ANOTHER!
Who survives? Who will be the last person standing with all limbs in tact?
Who knows? ”
Quote:
“Originally posted by chrissie ”
“Originally posted by chrissie ”
Oops - sent a post without even answering it -
Anyway - what I wanted to say in answer to Saneblacks atrocious idea of eating the housemates.
I think if you check with BB they will remind you that the Housemates should look after each other - like the chickens - i think that means not eating them.
As for the vegetables - you can look after them - come to love them - then you can kill them and devour.
Vegetarians - cruel devils.
Chrissie -
in defence of her kebab [i'm sure that means flab]
Oh.... l thought Kebab meant another part of the anatomy. Go figure!
No offence intended - only joking babes!
Oh well that will be the ultimate sociological experiment to see if the housemates will steep into depravity and become savages or wether they will retain their humanity and rather starve than eat one another.
Lord of the flies!
No offence intended - only joking babes!
Oh well that will be the ultimate sociological experiment to see if the housemates will steep into depravity and become savages or wether they will retain their humanity and rather starve than eat one another.
Lord of the flies!
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Oh.... l thought Kebab meant another part of the anatomy. Go figure!
No offence intended - only joking babes!
Oh well that will be the ultimate sociological experiment to see if the housemates will steep into depravity and become savages or wether they will retain their humanity and rather starve than eat one another.
Lord of the flies!
”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Oh.... l thought Kebab meant another part of the anatomy. Go figure!
No offence intended - only joking babes!
Oh well that will be the ultimate sociological experiment to see if the housemates will steep into depravity and become savages or wether they will retain their humanity and rather starve than eat one another.
Lord of the flies!
”
Shouldnt that be Lady of the flies ?
Piggy rules
this snipping noise is doing my head in
do you think BB will let us pad our chopsticks
alex has started doing fly impersonations 'cos LK's getting on better with the chickens now he's in the loo all the time.
Deerd
Ben keeps wanting me to do something with his flies too.
do you think BB will let us pad our chopsticks
alex has started doing fly impersonations 'cos LK's getting on better with the chickens now he's in the loo all the time.
Deerd
Ben keeps wanting me to do something with his flies too.
Nope!.... you know what BB is like no padded chop sticks and to add salt to
your injuries Deerd they have insisted that if you want to undo Ben's flies you will have to do so with the chop sticks.
Well you can't claim that you will leave the BB house with no new skills. You learn something new everyday!
your injuries Deerd they have insisted that if you want to undo Ben's flies you will have to do so with the chop sticks.
Well you can't claim that you will leave the BB house with no new skills. You learn something new everyday!
Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Nope!.... you know what BB is like no padded chop sticks and to add salt to
your injuries Deerd they have insisted that if you want to undo Ben's flies you will have to do so with the chop sticks.
Well you can't claim that you will leave the BB house with no new skills. You learn something new everyday!
”
“Originally posted by saneblack
Nope!.... you know what BB is like no padded chop sticks and to add salt to
your injuries Deerd they have insisted that if you want to undo Ben's flies you will have to do so with the chop sticks.
Well you can't claim that you will leave the BB house with no new skills. You learn something new everyday!
”
right that's it i'm going to DR - compronde.
saneblack cover my back girl
god, juilette and james are still in there.
speaks to mic - BB i wanna metre stick and if you don't let us pad our chopsticks Ben might need medical attention.
Deerd
has shaky hands when
compronde BB
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