that weren't the 3some you told me about


/celebrity invites to LK, J and SB

[quote]Originally posted by Deerd


alex has started doing fly impersonations


I think this is an indication that alex wants to play 'catch the fly with the chipsticks [sorry chopsticks] '

i dont mind playing it with him - i just want him to be happy - it doesnt mean i cant be your friend - i just think that if he's happy we can all be happy.

chrissie - born to make you happy

Big Brother: "The rules clearly state that to complete the task all housemates must catch the total of 5 flies circling Chrissie's mingin' foot and undo Ben's flies with the two chop sticks provided. Housemates who fail to complete the task will be given a strike and will automatically have to go to the poor side of the divide where they will be left with no meat except the flesh hanging off their fellow housemates bones.........COMPRENDE?"

Chrissie, ta for directing me here - I didn't know what delights awaited. I am in trouble with the kids now, I am laughing so much they can't sleep (revenge is sweet - I put them to bed at 8 and they are still mucking about - so glad I am now keeping them awake) In case you weren't aware mums aren't allowed to laugh - it is against house rules.

I am putting all my money on Saneblack to win. Am now going to consider who I would like to put in the mix.

I'd like to clarify something

DearD has no intention of having an affair with Ben!


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Ben tries to escape from the house on discovering that Deerd will have to unzip his trousers with her shakey hand!

Elliotm whose side are you on anyway? I've forgotten!

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................


[SIZE=4]NOT[/SIZE] BEN's



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Saneblack comes out of the diary room to announce to fellow housemates that she will have to leave through the back door. Being in the BB house (Digital Spy) has not helped her career and she will have to get back to normal life again.

Love you guys!

Take Care Bye!

:'(

Wot like how to keep a syrup on whilst sha**ing.

In case you haven't already guessed, James Spader and I found the secret exit from the Diary Room and have escaped from the house, hand in hand. We will be skywriting clues to our escape route later, so that Matt Perry and Tim can follow us to our secret island paradise, far away from Celeb BB and the chickens.
The couch is now available for use by all other HM's!

sorry me and DearDxxxxxxxxxxxxxx are having the house all to ourselves now and there won't be a Celeb BB




Thread Closed

Ben, elliottm and I finally succeeded in our hunt for the secret love nest.

:'( as we entered the house fell down.

guess we undid too many panels searching.

Ben died instantly but elliottm and i plan to make the most till the air runs out

we think this could be around the time of BB40

Deerd
hoping i emerge unscathed, but with elliottm around there's no guarantees.

I'd have the followng celebs:

Graham Norton (as he is very funny)
George Michael (So he can sing to stop everyone else trying!)
Stephen Fry (to bring intelligence to the house!)
Cathy Burke (funny lady!)
Lorraine Kelly (just because I like her voice!)
Kate Winslet (so we can say that yes there is an actress in the house this time without being shot down!!)


The following ex housemates:
Anna
Craig
Brian
Narinder
Alex
Jade

How much fun would that house be???????? I would pay to see it!