Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat.
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat.
Alex joke.
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“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
Do you mind - that's my joke!
Quote:
“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words.
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“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
Err hellooooo??? you do know the meaning of the word 'Joke' I trust.
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“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
Oh dear!
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“Originally posted by AHA
Even Jonny was in awe lol he said it was like a hot dog
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“Originally posted by AHA
Even Jonny was in awe lol he said it was like a hot dog
”
Onions? Mustard? Ketchup?
That puts a whole new slant on 'finger roll'
BBG <prefers 'floury baps'>
Quote:
“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
“Originally posted by metafis
Why do people not believe stories about the size of Alex's penis?
Because its poppycock.
I'll get me coat. ”
Wasn't there a Cock called Big Red in the chicken coup? Can't remember but wasn't that one of Alex's favourites? Or is my memory playing tricks on me...
Do you know, I'm finally starting to feel sympathetic towards Jonny.
I mean, it was bad enough for him that throughout the series ALL the girls fancied Alex and Spencer, and his girl of choice Kate got physical with both of them; and Lee, PJ and even Tim attracted some female admiration, whilst Jonny was left out in the cold, much to his annoyance. And that was BEFORE anyone knew about Alex's pride and glory.
And then on the last day Alex has to reveal that he has by far the biggest willy in the house (if not the entire Greater London Metropolitan Area, judging by Jade and Kate's reactions).
No wonder Jonny's looking depressed and going on to Chris Moyles about the size of his bollocks....
BTW, this is NOT meant to be a dig at Jonny, I mean it. It can't be much fun if you're the only one missing out on all the sexual tension, which was the only mildly interesting thing going on in the house.
I mean, it was bad enough for him that throughout the series ALL the girls fancied Alex and Spencer, and his girl of choice Kate got physical with both of them; and Lee, PJ and even Tim attracted some female admiration, whilst Jonny was left out in the cold, much to his annoyance. And that was BEFORE anyone knew about Alex's pride and glory.
And then on the last day Alex has to reveal that he has by far the biggest willy in the house (if not the entire Greater London Metropolitan Area, judging by Jade and Kate's reactions).
No wonder Jonny's looking depressed and going on to Chris Moyles about the size of his bollocks....
BTW, this is NOT meant to be a dig at Jonny, I mean it. It can't be much fun if you're the only one missing out on all the sexual tension, which was the only mildly interesting thing going on in the house.
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“Originally posted by Cybele
Do you know, I'm finally starting to feel sympathetic towards Jonny.
I mean, it was bad enough for him that throughout the series ALL the girls fancied Alex and Spencer, and his girl of choice Kate got physical with both of them; and Lee, PJ and even Tim attracted some female admiration, whilst Jonny was left out in the cold, much to his annoyance. And that was BEFORE anyone knew about Alex's pride and glory.
And then on the last day Alex has to reveal that he has by far the biggest willy in the house (if not the entire Greater London Metropolitan Area, judging by Jade and Kate's reactions).
No wonder Jonny's looking depressed and going on to Chris Moyles about the size of his bollocks....
BTW, this is NOT meant to be a dig at Jonny, I mean it. It can't be much fun if you're the only one missing out on all the sexual tension, which was the only mildly interesting thing going on in the house. ”
“Originally posted by Cybele
Do you know, I'm finally starting to feel sympathetic towards Jonny.
I mean, it was bad enough for him that throughout the series ALL the girls fancied Alex and Spencer, and his girl of choice Kate got physical with both of them; and Lee, PJ and even Tim attracted some female admiration, whilst Jonny was left out in the cold, much to his annoyance. And that was BEFORE anyone knew about Alex's pride and glory.
And then on the last day Alex has to reveal that he has by far the biggest willy in the house (if not the entire Greater London Metropolitan Area, judging by Jade and Kate's reactions).
No wonder Jonny's looking depressed and going on to Chris Moyles about the size of his bollocks....
BTW, this is NOT meant to be a dig at Jonny, I mean it. It can't be much fun if you're the only one missing out on all the sexual tension, which was the only mildly interesting thing going on in the house. ”
Classic! roflmao
Caz
Quote:
“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
“Originally posted by bystander
There are 2 eye witnesses from the last night in the shower when both Kate and Jade were sitting on the floor and Alex let slip his towel in front of them. Kate was quite shocked at the size of Alex and both girls agreed that he was hung like a donkey......their words. ”
Thats 'poppy' cock.
keep trying, the penny will drop soon
