Only lighthearted. Just wanted to try one thread before it all shuts down and the analysis is getting a bit repetitive.
Which (if any) of the HMs (or chickens for that matter) would you like to have been and who is the closest to representing the real you.
For me I think I would have aspired to only the funny side of Alex, crossed with the deadpan Spencer. Van driving a speciality of mine, cant manage either voice though. Reality would have been a cross between PJ and Big Red and I wont bother explaining why.

Would have like to have looked like Sophie, with the intelligence of adele, and the bubbliness (not bitchiness, though!) of Jade.

Well as im a male, the answer is nobody and nobody.
I have the dry humour that Alex demonstrated in his better moments but also the earthy side of Jonny and PJ, but in all honesty im not even similar to any of the guys.