Anyone prepared to take bets on the following in tonights Big Brother Winners week

1)Which routine will we see the most
a)Marcus impression
b)One legged dance
c)eeeeyyeessss.

2) how many times we will see each of the above.

My own (conservative) guess would be

1) c)

2a) twice
2b) once
2c) 4 times

NO

do you think she might mention that her family is the most important thing to her?

Lets look at the alternatives…….

1 a urine obsessed person whose best moments consist of drunkenly shouting drivel at a mirror.

2 a person who has been nominated THREE F**KING TIMES (do you know how that feels).

3 an honest, up front person who always tells people what she thinks(?).

I think putting up with a few “yeeeeesssssss’s” is small price to pay when you consider the alternatives.

eeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssss

I'd rather put a bet on the number of anti-Kate / anti-Jonny threads and posts there'll be over the next week

1) Less than 100 ----------- 2-1
2) 100 to 200 --------------- 6/4
3) 200 to 500 ------------------ 4/9
4) Over 500 ------------------ 1/7

Believe it or not I like Kate it's just that most of the things that have irritated me in BB£ have revolved around Jonny, Kate and Jade.

Ladbrokes initial odds on Jade to go 1/8 vs Adele 5/1, Odds on Jonny to win 20/1 in the final week, Jade from 33/1 outsider to 2/1 second favourite within a week. My point? Odd are often meaningless.

That said I'll give anyone odds of 100-1 on anyone managing to support Jonny on this board this week by NOT slagging off other housemates

1. (C)

2. (A) three times
(B) twice
(C) three times

Good thread

She might remind us of the fact that 3 million people voted for her and say 'Oh my goodness, I can't believe it, I'm like proper shocked' without thanking anybody. We might also be treated to her twin sister rasping 'Kate was just being herself she was a laugh at the end of the day'. Cue shots of Kate running around like a bufoon, and being an all round fun loving girl. You gotta love her man she's like... really crazy.

And she did....none of these things!!..

Kates T.V. appearances can be likened to an empty space mascarading as a human being !

Watching Kate on the telly without the likes of Alex and Jade being around to take our minds off her...........(falls asleep)

John Smiths
Boddingtons
Tetleys
etc

They're all bitter as well.


Let us know when you've done anything with your life.


Can't you people leave it alone?

Please accept my sincere apologies had I known the truth would offend you so much I would never have made this post.

Methinks C4/E4 have finally realised these are not highlights. No doubt the offending material is on the cutting room floor. Still, she's got 3 days to make up for it!

Talking of truth:


Put those tummy wipes away before your mummy sees them.

this might sound dumb but whos marcus

Geordie Big Bro commentator...(no not Jonny)

C'mon, you gotta admit the subject of this thread is fair comment, she does keep repeating the same joke.
If she keeps it up people might get to think she's a one trick pony.

It's all true. She doesn't actually do anything. She was female though, and as we were reminded constantly that we have never had a female winner in in all three years that counted for a lot.
Her catchphrase was a lot better than Jade's "I'm Minging" that's she's pimping herself out with. Is Hello really forking of half a million for an exclusive when she's sold it to everyone else as well?

Lol