Apologies if this jas been covered before, but I jave made an observation when reading "Big Brother: Getting in and Staying In". In Adele's contestant porfile, it states how she lost 5% of her body fat by having loads of sex. Funny claim for someone claiming to a virgin. Perhaps she is a virgin, but nevertheless, she has still been lying at some stage or another.
Adele's Porky Pies
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“Originally posted by stephen2203
Apologies if this jas been covered before, but I jave made an observation when reading "Big Brother: Getting in and Staying In". In Adele's contestant porfile, it states how she lost 5% of her body fat by having loads of sex. Funny claim for someone claiming to a virgin. Perhaps she is a virgin, but nevertheless, she has still been lying at some stage or another. ”
“Originally posted by stephen2203
Apologies if this jas been covered before, but I jave made an observation when reading "Big Brother: Getting in and Staying In". In Adele's contestant porfile, it states how she lost 5% of her body fat by having loads of sex. Funny claim for someone claiming to a virgin. Perhaps she is a virgin, but nevertheless, she has still been lying at some stage or another. ”
<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over engaged>
One can only assume that she'd been masturbating like a wild animal ... on acid.
<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over disengaged>
BBG
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“<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over engaged>
One can only assume that she'd been masturbating like a wild animal ... on acid.
<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over disengaged>”
“<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over engaged>
One can only assume that she'd been masturbating like a wild animal ... on acid.
<Jeremy Clarkson voice-over disengaged>”
ROFL!!!
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“Originally posted by Boutros B Ghali
One can only assume that she'd been masturbating like a wild animal ... on acid.
BBG ”
“Originally posted by Boutros B Ghali
One can only assume that she'd been masturbating like a wild animal ... on acid.
BBG ”
You sick, sick man. Just the thought of it!
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“Originally posted by lucicle
It is possible to have non-penetrative sex. I suppose this is what she may mean... ”
“Originally posted by lucicle
It is possible to have non-penetrative sex. I suppose this is what she may mean... ”
Not sure that I can post any more to this thread without getting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too graphic!
Energetic non-penetrative sex ... the mind boggles!
BBG
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“Originally posted by beermonster
You sick, sick man. Just the thought of it! ”
“Originally posted by beermonster
You sick, sick man. Just the thought of it!
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What's the problem ... is it with masturbation, Adele, the wild animal or the acid???
BBG <just re-read his original post to make sure he didn't leave the word 'like' out!!! That 'would' be kinda sick!!>
Hee hee, BBG. I have extremely vivid and somewhat unwanted images racing through my mind now. I suppose I should never have looked at this thread - I have only myself to blame... 
I think she got her 'S' words mixed up.
She went in looking like Marvin Hagler and came out looking like one of the Klumps.
She went in looking like Marvin Hagler and came out looking like one of the Klumps.
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“Originally posted by Dr Mick
I think she got her 'S' words mixed up.
She went in looking like Marvin Hagler and came out looking like one of the Klumps. ”
“Originally posted by Dr Mick
I think she got her 'S' words mixed up.
She went in looking like Marvin Hagler and came out looking like one of the Klumps. ”
I don't think I'm up to speed with what you're saying???
BBG <lawyer-fearing citizen>
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“Originally posted by Boutros B Ghali
What's the problem ... is it with masturbation, Adele, the wild animal or the acid???
BBG <just re-read his original post to make sure he didn't leave the word 'like' out!!! That 'would' be kinda sick!!> ”
“Originally posted by Boutros B Ghali
What's the problem ... is it with masturbation, Adele, the wild animal or the acid???
BBG <just re-read his original post to make sure he didn't leave the word 'like' out!!! That 'would' be kinda sick!!> ”
sorry - I did miss the word like out!
Phew
You dont want to know what was going on in my mind!
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“Originally posted by beermonster
sorry - I did miss the word like out!
Phew
You dont want to know what was going on in my mind! ”
“Originally posted by beermonster
sorry - I did miss the word like out!
Phew
You dont want to know what was going on in my mind!
”
I thought you might have ... you don't come across as a chap who's easily shocked
As Freudian slips go ... I think you just won the gold medal
BBG
Easy to have energetic sex as a lesbian virgin if you are the...um...'active' partner, so to speak. Just because you haven't the imagination/experience doesn't mean she's lying. Give her a break.
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“Originally posted by maybe
Easy to have energetic sex as a lesbian virgin if you are the...um...'active' partner, so to speak. Just because you haven't the imagination/experience doesn't mean she's lying. Give her a break. ”
“Originally posted by maybe
Easy to have energetic sex as a lesbian virgin if you are the...um...'active' partner, so to speak. Just because you haven't the imagination/experience doesn't mean she's lying. Give her a break. ”
If that is pointed at me - I do have the imagination & more, plus I have seen some action like this before.
Just to get the record straight I am male & witnessed this at party.
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“Originally posted by maybe
Easy to have energetic sex as a lesbian virgin if you are the...um...'active' partner, so to speak. Just because you haven't the imagination/experience doesn't mean she's lying. Give her a break. ”
“Originally posted by maybe
Easy to have energetic sex as a lesbian virgin if you are the...um...'active' partner, so to speak. Just because you haven't the imagination/experience doesn't mean she's lying. Give her a break. ”
Maybe I didn't get enough smilies into my posts ... irony's a bugger to get across in here :'(
Apologies for offence caused ... quite happy to give Adele a break (not that she's reading any of this!
) I wasn't calling her a liar ... just having a bit of fun with the topic ...BBG <not short of imagination or experience, tyvm >
