Is it possible to make a succesful carreer on the back of a catchphrase (Am I minging) and an ignorance of Geography? I didn't know Graham Norton was that powerful.......

This sound to me like someone that's been having hot dreams about Jade. You just hate yourself for it really. Go on admit it.
Gosh! 'Two-faced' is the buzz word these days. Rot in Hell is a bit strong for a product you haven't tried... Go on try it you might like it Maybe Jade is what you need right now to loosen you up.

Jade has got nice teeth though hasn't she?

Kate obviously won BB3, but I have a feeling we'll be seeing a lot more of Jade than we will of Kate. As other posters have said Jade is very funny and has wonderful timing. She's also quite happy to laugh at herself and not worry about whats being said. What a long journey its been for the girl in such a short time.

Getting back to the fashion thing, I thought she said that the clothes she was wearing had been sent to her by fans and she hadnt even been home yet which was why she was wearing that particular ensemble.

Anyway, good luck to Jade. I hope she milks the media for every penny.

MrNice

Yes,

"Reruns of V Graham Norton commence on cable/satellite channel E4 from August 5th 2002"

Have to agree with you Eejay. Whatever ppl may think of Jade her self deprecating sense of fun is very endearing and contrasts pretty well with what we hear of Kate's "look at me" persona.

Only low point was that it had to be on the Norton Show. The guy's manic screeching and prancing and his obsession with bodily functions leave me cold. (shudder)!

A I said - Don't send her to Hell 'cause I 'll be going there. laughing at yourself is the greatest virtue ever when it comes to Jade.
I said the audience was two faced so I think that was an interesting twist
I don't need any more Jade - In fact a little less Jade and I'll be soooooooo relaxed. When does her media shelflife expire? Soon I hope!!!!!

Remember that Jade's mum doesn't have a hand to hold- her left hand was severed off in an accident. And according to her own admission, Jade's mum hit Jade with the only hand she had left...

I think after the hell of a childhood that Jade suffered - she tough enough to stand up to anything without running to her mum to fight her battles for her.

I understood exactly what you said regarding the audience, hence my comment regarding the buzz word. So now everyone is described as two-faced it seems. Anyway I'm sure your dreams will come true

Wow! then she thouroughly deserves the part that she's rumoured for in Eastenders, acting like that for 9 weeks.

Also the Big brother winner's week progs on e4 have shown her to be like she was in the house, and neither channel 4 or e4 have any reason whatsoever to edit the 10 minute sessions to make her look goody two shoes, so I don't know how you can call her bitchy underneath.

[quote]Originally posted by MelBB1
[b]Tacky as ever! Why was she wearing what looked like lingerie with her trouser suit? She still has loads of weight to lose before she can even dream of being in the same league as OUR KATE !!! [/

Jade does not have a problem with her weight and if you knew anything about art you would realise that Jade's shape has literally been worshipped for thousands of years as the epitome of womanliness. Only in today's plast ic society is the ideal female shape seen to be silicone balloons on a boyish silhouette.

Even I know enough about fashion to know that a lacy camisole is a perfectly acceptable attire with a trouser suit . Jade looked great. As she said, she can really scrub up well. She certainly gave "your" Kate a run for her money compared with how Kate looked on eviction night. Kate wore a lacy mini skirt which revealed half her buttocks when she rolled around the floor in a spontaneously rehearsed embrace with Jonny and eye make-up that no self-respecting drag queen would have been seen wearing. If that ain't tacky I would like to know what is. But then she did chose Jonny's advice on the question of maquillage over the professional advice of Alex that less was more.

I think Jade has done herself proud since she has been out of the house.

She is a very pretty young lady (hopefully she will keep her volume down a bit) and she was the only one of the four who kept an eviction dress, to look nice in and feel good about herself and look good for going out.

Camisole tops .... I have loads of them. Whats the problem?

Why cant we just wish her well (and Kate Alex and Jonny) without getting so bitter.

None of them are going to share their moments of fame or their money with you.

LK - still wouldn't want to share a flat with any of them! I still hope Jade does really well - she is lovely !

When people said we'd be seeing quite a lot of Jade this year, I have to admit I was sceptical.

But seeing her on Graham Norton, she was great.
The bit about her not liking Kate was dealt with really quick where she said she wasn't going to be anybodies mug, and that was it.

I can't believe how laid back and at ease she was. And those two who made the BB house model with Jade as a pig with a kebab between her legs, must have been dreading going up to the stage, but Jade was really warm to them.

She really could do well if she has some good advice from people. If other ex-housemates can still get on television a year later, there's no reason why Jade can't.

She looked positively radiant.

Can someone clear up exactly what kebab refers to? At first, I assumed it was her lulu, since once she got completely naked on the couch, she referred to the exposure of her 'kebab'.


Then I got the impression from Jade (can't remember exact words) whilst she was in the house that it was her breasts.


Then, on Graham Norton, she referred to her "kebab stomach".


What the hell is it, and has anyone ever heard this word being used in any of these contexts before?

See the following site for a whole load of definitions, including Badly Packed Kebab:

http://www.andy-hawley.pwp.blueyonde...ictionaryb.htm

Oh, and most of the stuff on the site is a bit offensive, so only look if you're entertained by toilet humor.....

Chuck

her kebab is bermondsey rhyming slang for 'rolls of flab'. as the lovely jade herself clarified 'my lulu's my min... er, anyway" (riotous giggling). so kebab=flab lulu=minge

and in reply to an earlier post, Jade's outfit wasn't sent by fans, she bought it and said so after graeme asked whether she'd been getting loads of free stuff from designers yet.

she looked great. long may she reign.

Well I'm glad. It looks like the bad press has not effected Jade one bit. She seems to be taking it all in her stride. Well done girl.

I thought she said she wasn't going to let anyone make a mug of her - obviously because she can do that all on her own.

Hmm.one thing she aint doing, is making a mug of herself.

I said about half way thru BB, that Jade had the charisma for TV work.
She might not be good at general knowledge, but shes very media savy I think.

Unless she can make a career out of professional chat show guest I’m at a loss to see how she could be utilised on TV.

She’s a joke figure and that dumb schtick wears out pretty quickly so hopefully she’ll have her 15 minutes and then bugger off.

Not relevant to this thread but I'm sick of all this "two-faced" nonsense.
Surely, given the nature of the game, everyone had to be two-faced to a certain degree? How else could you nominate some-one for eviction but continue to live them.

I thought it was alright, but there was always the overriding sense that the audience were laughing @ Jade and not with her. It was really a showcase of Jade's superficiality and thinkness - and made up and scripted, of course. Although Jade may be popular in the meantime, she has already suffered from over-exposure and her bubble will consequently burst before Helen Adams' did (it took a month in her case). Still, she's made enough money to live comfortably for the rest of her life, so well done Jadie.

Andrew

boooooo, hisssssssss.

Posh made a name for herself & she couldn't sing or dance!
Give the girl a chance.

Posh made a very good marriage - otherwise she'd be as obscure as the rest of them.

Jade looked better yesterday than Kate looked when she won. Why did she pick such a ghastly outfit? Jade's outfit was lovely yesterday, and whilst I was watching I agreed with what she said in the house about being prettier than Kate. Even though she has put on weight. Why should her weight be a factor? It sounds to me like your suffering from the same syndrome many women in this country have. You done have to be thin to be pretty.