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fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Mel BB1

I think you should take up yoga!

You have a lot pent up fraustration and emotions that are bubbling up to the surface. Like l adviced Father Jackass, you really need to get things in perspective now. It's getting ridiculous!

It's only a game show!

Jonny and Kate are not your relatives, they are strangers on the tv. And why are you here again. Because as l said before, you have just proved my point you can't stay away. You are OBSSESSED. ”

( wormy little impostor 0

Labsnake! Hiss off! yes I know the c is missing!

saneblack

31-07-2002

Father Jackass

What;s with all the hostility?

Now take a deeeeep breath and relax. It's all in your mind!

Nobody hates you

The voices in your head are not REAL!

studley

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by DrPoke

Yeah here's the lastest transcript:

Interviewer: So Alex what did you do before you came in the house?

Alex: Hello, my name is Alex and I'm a model

Interviewer: What was your worst experience in the BB house?

Alex: Hello, my name is Alex and I'm a model

Interviewer: Do you think it has changed the way you feel about people?

Alex: Hello, my name is Alex and I'm a model

etc...etc....

”

Sorry had to break my vow of silence to say that really cracked me up.

PS Please come round and clean the Coffee off my monitor.

faequeen

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by MelBB1
Adele and alex are scum. They deserve each other! They both resemble marmoset monkeys too! ”

Thank you Mel!!
Marmoset monkeys are so cute and cuddly

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Father Jackass
actually sane, this is an escape for some of us, you know , away from reality, This is your reality you pathetic, friendless, unloved cockroach!

I love it!

You're so funny. The things people will do to justify and rationalise their behaviour. 'This is an escape for some of us' escape from where?

Your boring life?

you practically live on this forum. This is your only escape route out of your life which is why you spend so much time running other people down.

I think you should get out more like Alex does. Travel the world and enjoy yourself. That way you will be a lot less negative.

I only wish the best for you. Go out and enjoy! ”

( wormy little impostor )

I live on this forum? you have bloody hibernated here! I have had one day off work in the last 12 and yesterday I worked a 13 hour shift! I live on here? (no i dont have internet access at work!). you spend so much of your worthless existance worshipping a 'face' and you try to make me sound sad!!!!
you are worrying me, i now have a smile on my face!

fruitbat

31-07-2002

Thanks, everybody peeps

What fun - what wit - good job I didn't have coffee in my mouth otherwise I would need to clean my screen too.

Ta for a great laugh - fj I am disappointed in you - sb is wiping the floor with you

saneblack

31-07-2002

Father Jackass says after 15 replies on this thread alone and 625 posts in this forum since he joined

" (no i dont have internet access at work!)"

Well how do you get to reply to these postings so fast? You must be working up a sweat running up and down to the internet cafe!

Look stop making excuses ok.......you love Alex!

Acceptance is the first step to recovery. Taking your anger out on me is not going to help.

Now relax and take a breath!

the voices in your head are not real!

0utlaw

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fatherjack

( wormy little impostor )

I live on this forum? you have bloody hibernated here! I have had one day off work in the last 12 and yesterday I worked a 13 hour shift! I live on here? (no i dont have internet access at work!). you spend so much of your worthless existance worshipping a 'face' and you try to make me sound sad!!!!
you are worrying me, i now have a smile on my face! ”

I think Saneblack meant your time outside of work?

chrissie

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fruitbat
Thanks, everybody peeps

What fun - what wit - good job I didn't have coffee in my mouth otherwise I would need to clean my screen too.

Ta for a great laugh - fj I am disappointed in you - sb is wiping the floor with you ”

For a laugh - have a look at - celebrity BB in november - who do you want thread

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by 0utlaw

I think Saneblack meant your time outside of work? ”

( wormy little impostor )

saneblack hasnt got a f****g clue about my life out of work so how can he/she comment? oh sorry he/she is an alex fan therefore correct in all he/she says!

saneblack

31-07-2002

As l said before.....father Jackass makes me laugh. he says that l am trying to make him look sad but he is doing a pretty good job of that himself!

He's giving me his whole life story......it's hilarious!

He's trying to convince me that he is a busy man and he has to squeeze his time in this forum into his busy work schedule!

saneblack

31-07-2002

Father jackass

saneblack hasnt got a f****g clue about my life out of work so how can he/she comment? oh sorry he/she is an alex fan therefore correct in all he/she says!

Now, now......calm down. Don't go having a heart attack on me please!

Take a deeeeep breath!

The voices in your head are not REAL!

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Father Jackass says after 15 replies on this thread alone and 625 posts in this forum since he joined

" (no i dont have internet access at work!)"

Well how do you get to reply to these postings so fast? You must be working up a sweat running up and down to the internet cafe!

Look stop making excuses ok.......you love Alex!

Acceptance is the first step to recovery. Taking your anger out on me is not going to help.

Now relax and take a breath!

the voices in your head are not real! ”

( wormy little impostor )

I am not at work at the moment, that is how.
internet cafe?????
Excuses!! non needed, i dont have to justify myself to anyone!
the voices in my head are not real!!! actually to some people voices in their head are real but fortunately I dont suffer unike thedelusional alex fans who believe their 'man' is a star!

saneblack

31-07-2002

Father jack says
" actually to some people voices in their head are real "

You mean the voices in YOUR head are real. Stop using third person. Accept it, own it.

The remember the first steps to recovery are........

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Father Jackass says after 15 replies on this thread alone and 625 posts in this forum since he joined

”

( wormy little impostor )

and you call me sad! you 'research' my posting history! utterly contemptible!

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by saneblack
Father jack says
" actually to some people voices in their head are real "

”

( wormy little impostor )
If you were 'really' "educated" you would know how to quote properly!

fruitbat

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by chrissie

For a laugh - have a look at - celebrity BB in november - who do you want thread
”

Thanks chrissie - had to come back for another laugh. Off to Celeb BB Nov thread - aah thats why I love this forum it makes me warm and makes me laugh.

BTW aren't voices in the head normal?

saneblack

31-07-2002

You're exposing yourself all the time. I think you are using this forum as a cheap form of therapy.

You need someone to tell your life story to.

You know you can get this service from the Samaritans i used to work for them as a volunteer counsellor....look here's the website address;

http://www.samaritans.co.uk

Save yourself before it's too late.

0utlaw

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fatherjack

( wormy little impostor )

and you call me sad! you 'research' my posting history! utterly contemptible! ”

As a fellow Alex fan I'd like to point out that your post number is displayed next to every one of your posts, so not really research.

Im here to help

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by 0utlaw

As a fellow Alex fan I'd like to point out that your post number is displayed next to every one of your posts, so not really research.

Im here to help ”

( wormy little impostor )
And "15 replies on this thread" ? no major homework perhaps but a little juvenile! any way what has this got to do with you?

0utlaw

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fatherjack

( wormy little impostor )
And "15 replies on this thread" ? no major homework perhaps but a little juvenile! any way what has this got to do with you? ”

Like I said father, im here to help

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by 0utlaw

Like I said father, im here to help ”

( wormy little impostor )

Sorry i am not gay!

0utlaw

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fatherjack

( wormy little impostor )

Sorry i am not gay! ”

For a 40 something year old your very immature, maybe thats why you like Jonny?

fatherjack

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by 0utlaw

For a 40 something year old your very immature, maybe thats why you like Jonny? ”

( wormy little impostor )

Oh Im sorry I thought you were after my a**e! now run along and complain to a mod theres a good boy!

0utlaw

31-07-2002

Quote:
“Originally posted by fatherjack

( wormy little impostor )

Oh Im sorry I thought you were after my a**e! now run along and complain to a mod theres a good boy! ”

Sad man....

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