Remembering how in this forum that most of the threads have turned into character assassination on one or other of the HM's.

If you were in the house how would you have liked to be perceived and how do you think you would have been perceived.

Myself I would have hoped to be perceived to be relaxed, fun loving, and a team player.

How I think I would have been perceived would have been Lazy, cocky, backstabbing, and a flirt.

Bald, fat and pissed as a ****

Obviously you have a redeeming feature though - you would be good in a limerick task

Would have liked to have (assuming I can take liberties and compete as a man and a woman simultaneously!):

Adele's muscles
Alex's one liners
Alison's friendliness
Jade's resilience
Jonny's cooking skills when he was sober
Kate's arse
Lee's biceps
PJ's head-shape (he suits v. short hair, I think)
Sandy's kilt
Sophie's figure
Spencer's patience with Jade
Tim's inside knowledge of the first few weeks.


Would probably have shown:

Adele's bitchiness
Alex's whingeing
Alison's mania
Jade's big mouth
Jonny's cooking skills when he was drunk
Kate's brain
Lee's personality
PJ's pear-shape
Sandy's nastiness
Sophie's dullness
Spencer's personal hygiene
Tim's hair



BBG <can't think of anything for Sunita or Lynne>

[quote]Originally posted by Boutros B Ghali
[b]Would have liked to have (assuming I can take liberties and compete as a man and a woman simultaneously!):

Adele's muscles
Kate's arse
Lee's biceps
PJ's head-shape (he suits v. short hair, I think)
Sophie's figure


mmmm - nice looking -
have you ever played the childrens paper game - i think its called consequences ?

Have you never heard of artistic licence? Or are you completely witless?

Don' t you roll your eyes at me!

BBG

I'd be a complete nob with the big nob.

On the night that Jonnie & Kate got tipsy, if I was still in I would have been pouring beer down Jonnies throat. I would have got Alex & Jade drunk as well.

That would give you something to talk about

Yep totally witless
you know you love it

OK ... if I can't somehow smooth out the edges of the Frankenstein's monster that i created before then I'll settle for Sophie's looks.

It does rather leave me with nothing that I want from Adele, Kate Lee and PJ though



BBG

I would have waited until Day 3 and then told them all that I had just had a sex change, just to observe their reactions.

I would like to have come across as funny, rational, intelligent, relaxed and socialble.

I would probably have come across as irritating, boring, arrogrant, lazy and sychophantic.

Cheerful, dedicated, idealistic, loveable.

Will be edited as

Miserable, lazy, opinionated and hateable because I don't have the looks or the youth to carry it off..

Plus I couldn't resist speaking my mind on things that actually matter leading to a lynch mob waiting outside because I said what I actally thought............

Hmm..,Probabaly a bit preachy....Id probably take over from Richard Whitley as the worst pun maker in the uk, I dont think id be in the headlines whilst BB was on.

I probably be perceived by some as a 'namby pamby wishy washy liberal'...(I've been called that before..was quite an honour and I said so )

If I was allowed a guitar Id play staus quo all the time, so thats me out first eviction!!.

If you saw the videos of the rejected applicants, you would have seen 'James' the boy antiques expert of the 80's? who changed sex, sorry I can't remember his female name now.
I often wondered what would have happened if she'd become a HM. It would certainly have been fascinating viewing. I guess the time isn't too far off when they introduce this concept into the house - or would they?

My sister tells me i would have been murdered by the other housemates within 48 hours - and she's probably right

24 hours - I'd get there first