My vote goes to
"I'm sorry if what I say comes out of my mouth "
Jodie Marsh - author *snigger*
"I'm sorry if what I say comes out of my mouth "
Jodie Marsh - author *snigger*
Best quote from series to have on a car sticker
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It doesn't matter what it says on a car sticker, the moment you stick it on a car it ceases to be funny.
Jade Goody - "Do They Speak Portuganese In Portugal? I Thought Portugal Was In Spain."
And many more...
http://www.plattbridger.myby.co.uk/uploads/jadeisms.htm
And many more...
http://www.plattbridger.myby.co.uk/uploads/jadeisms.htm
"Who the **** is Dennis Rodman?"
Just like that one as it may go somewhere towards deflating his over-sized ego!
Just like that one as it may go somewhere towards deflating his over-sized ego!
My vote:
'Would you like some porridge'
Hilarious in the understated fashion of all good
humour. There is also a nod to the rather bland
appetites of the proletariat, and how they are eating
peasant food, and buying it at a prime, without realizing
the implications. The most significant statement made
by the introduction of porridge was when George said he
didn't want it following the argument that he had with
Preston and Chantelle, who could be consider the darlings
of the working class. He refused the offer of porridge, thus
trying to salve his sores by retreating back into middle class
pomposity. Almost, I have eaten your gruel and have laid down
in your flea pit, but you deny my rightful title as purveyor of all
things righteous, emboldened by my probity and intellect.
I'm not sure that the whole message will fit
on a typically sized sticker. Which is a shame.
'Would you like some porridge'
Hilarious in the understated fashion of all good
humour. There is also a nod to the rather bland
appetites of the proletariat, and how they are eating
peasant food, and buying it at a prime, without realizing
the implications. The most significant statement made
by the introduction of porridge was when George said he
didn't want it following the argument that he had with
Preston and Chantelle, who could be consider the darlings
of the working class. He refused the offer of porridge, thus
trying to salve his sores by retreating back into middle class
pomposity. Almost, I have eaten your gruel and have laid down
in your flea pit, but you deny my rightful title as purveyor of all
things righteous, emboldened by my probity and intellect.
I'm not sure that the whole message will fit
on a typically sized sticker. Which is a shame.
Originally Posted by SydneyHopper:
“My vote:
'Would you like some porridge'
Hilarious in the understated fashion of all good
humour. There is also a nod to the rather bland
appetites of the proletariat, and how they are eating
peasant food, and buying it at a prime, without realizing
the implications. The most significant statement made
by the introduction of porridge was when George said he
didn't want it following the argument that he had with
Preston and Chantelle, who could be consider the darlings
of the working class. He refused the offer of porridge, thus
trying to salve his sores by retreating back into middle class
pomposity. Almost, I have eaten your gruel and have laid down
in your flea pit, but you deny my rightful title as purveyor of all
things righteous, emboldened by my probity and intellect.
I'm not sure that the whole message will fit
on a typically sized sticker. Which is a shame.”
“My vote:
'Would you like some porridge'
Hilarious in the understated fashion of all good
humour. There is also a nod to the rather bland
appetites of the proletariat, and how they are eating
peasant food, and buying it at a prime, without realizing
the implications. The most significant statement made
by the introduction of porridge was when George said he
didn't want it following the argument that he had with
Preston and Chantelle, who could be consider the darlings
of the working class. He refused the offer of porridge, thus
trying to salve his sores by retreating back into middle class
pomposity. Almost, I have eaten your gruel and have laid down
in your flea pit, but you deny my rightful title as purveyor of all
things righteous, emboldened by my probity and intellect.
I'm not sure that the whole message will fit
on a typically sized sticker. Which is a shame.”
Have you been at Maggot's funny ciggies. Sydney?
Originally Posted by zimmy:
“Have you been at Maggot's funny ciggies. Sydney?”
“Have you been at Maggot's funny ciggies. Sydney?
”
Did they make Maggot funny?
Were they that good?
Impossible!!.
Chantelle: "that's funny'
Which, of course, it is. It all is. This charade of epic proportions. To
think their could be a lottery for like or love, on telly. In front of
millions. But there is and it's funny. And funny is living in an
extreme environment, where normal conventions of civility
and mutual respect, become bywords for weakness and get
mocked for being so alien to modern day life. That show
themselves as caricatures of emotions long dead, or just
siding out of view. Just defunct, and unused and unnecessary.
It's funny. It is all funny. Pleading with us for money and a lifestyle.
A great big pocket with money for the man/women that can fly,
for two or three minutes, free from cynicism and a endogenous
need to die, one hundred million times a lifetime.
"It's funny"
Which, of course, it is. It all is. This charade of epic proportions. To
think their could be a lottery for like or love, on telly. In front of
millions. But there is and it's funny. And funny is living in an
extreme environment, where normal conventions of civility
and mutual respect, become bywords for weakness and get
mocked for being so alien to modern day life. That show
themselves as caricatures of emotions long dead, or just
siding out of view. Just defunct, and unused and unnecessary.
It's funny. It is all funny. Pleading with us for money and a lifestyle.
A great big pocket with money for the man/women that can fly,
for two or three minutes, free from cynicism and a endogenous
need to die, one hundred million times a lifetime.
"It's funny"
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