#1
Never, ever, compare yourself to a lion.

(See Jason and Victor, Pete & George (I think it was Pete said the "young" faction in the house were like lambs living with lions).

Anyone got any more?

Never underestimate the underdog...Jade was favourite with some bookies...Jason came a very close second...Craig was an inch away from victory...will Pete be the first shock winner?...lets hope so...

#2 never shag a bottle no need for an explanation I hope.

#3 never say that everyone loves you or that everyone thinks you're hillarious cos that's a big turn off for viewers.

sounds better with Traci

#4 (or #5 if someone beats me to it ) - never attack young HMs, especially young blonde dizzy women, if you want to survive to the final.