You know you're a Big Brother fan when you hire Davina McCall to present a show which films you 24 hours a day. I don't know why she has all these work commitments though, she couldn't present for me tonight, for some odd reason...

When its 4.00am and u are shouting at the telly for them to go to bed so you can go to bed.

You know your a BB fan when you do really crap in your GCSE's because you've been watching BB 24/7 instead. That's what happened to me during the summer of BB4! All is well now though as I'm at college thank god!

You know you're a BB fan when...you consider taking classes in Lip Reading for the deaf so you can work out what they're talking about when the sound dips!

When u sleep with the live feed on and regularly
get woke up at 4am with housemates snoring loudly.
Happened to me a few times.

Yes, I can see your point. I was woken by one of them snoring loudly all of a sudden a couple of nights ago. They really ought to be more considerate - it was about 5 am. It gave me a fright - don't these people ever think about someone else?

How about naming your goldfish Traci, Pete & Rula..?