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Why do people think Chantell is a chav?


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Old 27-01-2006, 23:42
realscape
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OMG I cannot believe anyone asked this question seriously.

Chantelle is the architypal Chav and even comes from Essex which gives her 100% credentials. I cannot think of one element of her which isn't chav.

For those who seem oblivious, her chav qualities

- Naturally dark brown hair bleached bright blonde with roots
- Possible hair extensions
- Hails from Essex
- Upfront lack of knowledge about geography, history, politics and world affairs
- Childlike niaivete a la Jade
- Poor literacy and verbal communication skills
- Employment as stripper / topless model
- Perma tan / sunbed tan / spray tan
- Skimpy clothing generally pink / fluoro / essential velour tracksuit
- Nose job, prob before age 18
- Tooth veneers
- False nails
- High heels for every occasion
- Her Mum "you gotta luv yer mum"
- volumous amounts of bling accessories
- bright makeup overly done
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Old 27-01-2006, 23:43
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She's a chav but a loveable chav
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Old 28-01-2006, 00:05
has_m11
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I think we use the word 'chav' so much nowadays, we've forgotten what it means.
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Old 28-01-2006, 00:31
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I think chav is a mdeia badge

I wear the clothes of a chav..I have what people would call a chav accent, cockney

YET

I have a wide knowledge

I don't always eat from the take-away

I worship Satan!
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