Love her and all that, but how can Chantelle live with Maggot for 23 days and still not know how to pronounce his name!?

She asked him on the first day whether it was 'Maggit' (wtf is a 'maggit'?)or 'Maggot'.

Daft bint.

She knew he was Welsh (or from Dundee! ) and wondered why anyone would be called 'Maggot'

She thought Maggit may be a Welsh name.

............because she has the intellectual capacity of a fruit fly