How about this for a new show?

12 celebrities...
12 dancing partners...
1 arena of fire...

It's Dancing On Fire!

*music*

Hello and welcome to Dancing On Fire! It's the riskiest but most watchable show ever to appear on British TV! Our 12 celebrities will have to master the art of dancing on a platform postioned over 10ft flames whilst also dodging the spontaneous bursts of fire that could incinerate them in seconds!

So, let's meet our contestants!

Blow-up doll, Katie Price AKA Jordan!
Westlife cheesemeister, Shane Filan!
Westlife gay, Mark Feehily!
Famous for nothing, Abi Titmuss!
Westlife pretty boy, Nicky Byrne!
Skeletor's sister, Victoria Beckham!
Westlife klingon, Kian Egan!
Ex-Westlife fatty, Brian McFadden!
Pikey pioneer, Kerry Katona!
Popular nutcase, Michael Barrymore!
Girls Aloud sulker, Nicola Roberts!
Evil old hasbeen, George Galloway!

Well I'd watch it

What's with all the 'Lifers?

He obvisoly doesnt like westlife.

PLEASE stop with the dodgy programme ideas, some tv people do lurk and have been known to post, there is niow some tv researcher frantically scribbling a 'concept' on a napkin from the Groucho Club, to give as a presentation as a programme idea for the next Autumn schedules. And knowing ITV if it involves ''''''celebrities'''''' and premium rate phone calls it's gonna happen.

haha!! Class!!!

But don't incinerate Nicky from Westlife, I find that boy rather hot.

By all means torch the rest of them!

I'm like the way you're thinking. The trouble is that we already have far too many Z-listers but reality programmes keeping adding more - and now they are also reviving the careers of tired hasbeens as well it's all getting out of hand. We have too many programmes for creating new celebs -what we need is one for getting rid of some of the surplus ones we already have. (Celebrity Shark Bait sounded promising but sadly didn't live up to its name )