Write your own Series 5 of the Terrfic and Tacky ITV Drama Footballers Wives! What would your dream Series go like? What do you think should happen!

Heres the First Episode of Mine! (I'm not including what happened in Extra Time as i HATED that but i have breifly used Garry Ryan)

Episode 1 : The Great Return

---> Several days after the dreadful events involving the evil Giles, Lucy and Angelica are back safe in the arms of butch Husband Bruno Milligan but are still trying to recover whats left of their so called Marriage. Angelica has started at a Posh new school and made good friends with a young girl named Naomi

---> New Chairman of Earls Park Garry Ryan has announced Hazel Bailey handed the ownership over to him only Temporarily and that the official new Owner will arrive in the next few days or so

---> Amber is informed that Conrad Gates has been shot dead yet the Killer has not been found. Amber is so utterly distraught she rushes home and attempts a leathal overdose yet is saved by close friend Lucy Milligan who arrives to take her out for Lunch. When Amber comes round the pair talk about their struggles. As Amber explains Conrad's death Lucy begins to piece the puzzle together and realises Bruno may have accidently killed Conrad yet she decides to not tell Amber

---> Harley is on the Transfer list after officially divorcing Shannon and now Engaged to Katie. Shannon is finding life hard on her own but her luck soon changes when she meets new hunky signing Kieron Jones, the pair flirt and she asks him out on a date but he refuses in an awkward manner. In hearing the news of Harleys engagement Shannon goes on a drinking binge in London and ends up getting thrown out of a club after picking a fight with Owner and New Model Brandy

---> Noah is still receiving Grief over his Sexuality but has grown tried of covring it up. The Sun Newspaper hold an interview with him and Noah admits to having a New Boyfriend yet refuses to name him. after the interview Noah goes home to find his boyfriend sprawled out on the bed waiting for him, None other than Kieron Jones!

---> An Earls Park Party is being held to celebrate the New Season. Two new signings are properly introduced Kieron Jones and Aaron Brookes. The party has a strange atmosphere especially now Hazel Bailey has left. Amber, , Lucy and Jackie are dressed to impress wearing a selection of new Designer dresses Designed and Modelled by Party Guest Brandy Brookes - The Wife of New Boy Aaron Brookes. Garry Ryan announces the Official new Chairman will be arrving shortly and the players and their wives are confused by the chairmans name: Mrs Frederico

---> Shannon is home alone and in tears after learning she is gaining weight she puts it down to stress and comfort eating and decides Liposuction is the answer

---> As the Earls Park Party is in full flow the scene cuts to a Brazillian Hotel where a Recpetionist is assigning a customer their room. High heels are heard walking up to the desk and the Recpetionist looks calmly up to see the Platinum Blonde Tanya! Tanya is clutching a small but expensive Urn. The Recpetionist asks "Mrs Frederico" if she is Travelling home alone! Tanya informs her she is now a Widow and places the Urn on the desk before putting her Sunglasses on, taking her ticket and walking out up the Hotel Lobby. The Receptionist shouts to her informing Mrs Frederico that she has left her Urn. Tanya turns round smiles bitchily and explains she can keep it as she wont need it where shes going. She laughs and walks out of the Hotel and steps into a Private Jet!

---> Shannon phones Darius desperate for comfort and attention. Darius rushes to her side and the pair talk intimately before engaging in a passionate kiss and Shannon leads him cautiously into her bedroom whilst knocking over a picture of Harley

---> Earls Park party is nearing the End and Garry Ryan has been informed Mrs Frederico has arrived. He asks them to raise their glasses to the new Chair-Woman! And as they hold a toast to Mrs Fredrico their faces are shocked to see the face of Tanya (nee Turner). Tanya looks around and smiles vindictivly before sighing, removing her sunglasses and delivering a classic line "Home Sweet Home Eh?"
Last edited by Scofish : 16-02-2006 at 16:02

absoulutly fabulous!

Tanya Frederico i can imagine it now!!!

next episode please!

If it's 6 months on then why would Amber only be informed then?


Im slow..

i've already made a thread exactly the same as this! copy cat!

where did you read this? in a magazine! there has already been a trailer posted of the hotel lobby scene! tut, tut! lol!

Episode 2 : Kick Off

---> Earls Park have their first match facing Arsenal and Roger Webb stresses over the lacking effort within his players. Roger has enough stress of his own trying to keep his Marriage to Jackie strong

---> Tanya Frederico (Turner) is extremely happy to be back at Earls Park despite not being the Captains Wife! Tanya realises she holds a lot of power of the Players and this is just what she wants! She texts Hazel telling her how pleased she is to be back and in her new fabulous role! But did she underestimate her Best Friend?

---> Garry Ryan packs his things and says goodbye to Earls Park and the boys. They guys are sad to see him leave and are worried that Tanya may not have what it takes to live up to such a masculine role

---> Brandy Brookes and Tanya form a strong friendship and Tanya likes Brandy's Bitchyness. The pair go out for Lunch and Tanya makes sure Brandy knows exactly what Amber is like. Brandy is intrigued by Tanya's storys and asks about the late Conrad Gates, Tanya explains everything the pair enjoy a girls day out shopping

---> Noah and Kieron are still dating and Noah is desperate to tell the world his secret yet Kieron does not want to admit his Bisexuality to the world just yet. Noah gives him an ultimatum either he tells Roger or he will!

---> Shannon wakes up to find a naked Darius beside her, at first she is scared but as she turns on the TV to see Harley doing a TV Interview she decides she has to get over Harley and asks Darius if he wants to start a proper relationship!

---> Amber is furious Tanya is back in the Picture and wants Tanya taken care of. When the pair meet Amber points out that she can easily go to the police about Tanya's baby swapping antics yet Tanya points out Conrad is dead and with Amber's questionable past mental health the world would think she was even more crazy!

---> Bruno Milligan is introduced to his Daughter Angelica's best friend - Naomi's - Mum 'Kiera'. The pair hit it off and before long Bruno is seducing her and leading her into his bedroom.

---> Amber has a private hair appointment with her new Stylist. Little does she know her Hairdresser is also the hair dresser to Miss Frederico, yet the name slips Ambers mind and she goes ahead with the appointment. As Amber's hair is being cut Tanya sneaks in and takes over cutting Amber's hair different lengths with some parts shoulder length other parts eyebrow length. Tanya sneaks off before Amber turns around! When Amber sees her hair she screams and storms off when she receives a phone call from Tanya in which Tanya tells her she LOVES her new hairstyle before laughing and hanging up!

---> Kyle Pascoe returns after fleeing away from the Police a while back. Kyle arrives back with a fiesty new girlfriend Louissa who looks dreadfully like Chardonnay.

---> Lucy arrives home after booking a family holiday only to walk in on Bruno and Kiera sleeping together. In anger she grabs Kiera by the hair and drags her to the front door before slinging her out onto the street wearing just her underwear. Lucy slams the door before screaming at Bruno telling him she knows he Killed Conrad. Bruno attempts to cover it up yet breaks down in tears hoping to be comforted by Lucy. She laughs at him before rushing over to find Amber!

---> When Lucy arrives at Ambers, Amber is enraged with her hair. Lucy attempts to fix it up and does the best she can leaving Amber with a somewhat decent hair style. Lucy finally comes clean and admitts that Bruno shot Conrad

---> Jackie Webb is thirlled Kyle has come home and asks him where he has been. Kyle explains he has been travelling to New Zealand, Australia, Turkey, Greece, Thailand, Brazil and Morroco where he met Liverpudlian Glamour Model Louissa

---> Harley is finally transferred to AC Milan with Bride to be Katie. He says a tearful goodbye to Shannon and the pair engage one last kiss yet Harley realises he feels nothing more for the plastic tart.

---> Tanya finds herself attracted to New Player Aaron Brookes but strangely enough doesnt want to ruin her friendship with Brandy. Tanya and Brandy have a heart to heart over past friends when Tanya talks about deceased Chardonnay Pascoe. Tanya is shocked to learn that Brandy was once friends with Donna Walmsley until Donna commited suicide a few months ago.

---> Noah and Kieron come clean about their relationship and Roger is furious about what the public will think. Yet strangely anough the public take well to the news with the pair receiving thousands of Congratulation letters. Roger is suprised but in a way pleased

---> A youngish looking woman is seen getting out of a Taxi looking excited. She bumps into Tanya and asks where she can find Mrs Frederico. Tanya informs the Girl that she is Mrs Frederico, the woman reveals she is Renee Bailey - 18 year old daughter of Hazel Bailey. Tanya is confused why Hazel never told her she had a daughter and why she has shown up.

---> Roger signs Kyle back up much to Jackie's happiness! Kyle is still shit hot at football and Roger is glad to have a good player back on the books. Yet Louissa gets very jealous now Kyle spends most time at Work. She talks to Jackie about it yet the pair end up rowing. Louissa slaps Jackie round the face yet Jackie offers a quick back hander back and before long the girls are gridlocked in a vicious bitch fight. Kyle arrives home and manages to break the pair up. Kyle insists Louissa leaves which she does so vowing revenge!

---> Brandy and Tanya set about hatching a plan to see the end of Amber. Brandy admitts she has a few dodgy contacts who could take care of her but it would cost them a packet for such a high profile job. Brandy phones up a Mr Sebastian Clarke asking how much a job like that would cost he informs her that a job this large would cost at least 5 Million. the pair are unsure whether to take such drastic measures. Brandy is minted and can easily get her hands on her half of the money yet Tanya doesnt want to spend so much. Tanya realises once Amber is out of the way Tanya will be in the limelight fully and agrees to pay. The pair text Mr Clarke to seal the Murder deal.

---> Louissa leaves but not before selling a twisted story to several Newspapers lieing about Kyle's violent behaviour claiming he physically attacked her on at least 3 occasions and also claiming his inadequateness penis wise. Kyle seeks comfort in old chum Tanya. Tanya manages to make Kyle laugh explaining about her latest husband Brazillian Mr Frederico who in his will left her millions. The pair take a trip down memory lane and laugh about how they both sunned it up in Brazil just a few miles apart and never crossed paths. As the pair giggle the chemistry sparks and soon enough the pair kiss before ripping eachothers clothes off!

Yes i know thats why i included it lol i thought the scene portrayed the BITCH in Tanya so well I really hope its in series 5

And your thread asked what people would change not their dream Series 5

lol, never mind !

really good episdoes there!!!!
well done
the whole donna sucidie thing all ties in lovely lol
just as one example
wouldnt it be really interesting to see ian/donna and holly/daniel back in series 5/6
that would eb cool
as well as the return of kyle

oh, loved the hazel story
lol

wasn't renee bailey in bad girls?

sorry, that was renee williams!

Alison Newman who plays Hazel Bailey played Renee Williams in Bad Girls thats correct

Episode 3 : Red Card

---> Earls Park are into their fourth match of the Season with an unbelivable strike of luck winning all of their games so far? Roger is over the moon yet continues to pressurise the boys into working harder!

---> Tanya and Kyle wake up in Bed together. As Kyle wakes up he kisses Tanya on the lips before getting up to make her breakfast in bed completely naked. Tanya and Kyle talk and they both discover their firey feelings for eachother. Kyle cant help but feel guilty when realising Chardonnay and Tanya were best friends but Tanya encourages him to fully move on and the pair embrace another kiss

---> Shannon begins to gain weight slowly but steadily. Beliving she will be dropped by her modelling agency she makes an appointment with the doctor only to find out shes expecting a baby! But the question of the father is a different matter! She talks to her Sister about her situation, Shannon feels this could be a way to win back Harley if its his but her Sister belives the baby is most likely Darius's and that she should talk to him about the baby

---> Tanya accompanies Brandy to her FHM topless Shoot in the heart of London. Tanya talks to Brandy about her and Kyle and Brandy thinks the relationship is perfect. After the shoot the girls meet for lunch with Lucy Milligan. Amber shows up to join them. Lucy explains that she is fileing for divorce with Bruno and accidently lets slip to them all Bruno killed Conrad. Amber is still trying to think of a way to bring Bruno down!

---> Brandy and Tanya's plan to bring Amber down is about to hit full throttle! The pair learn Amber is being driven back from a Party in the early hours. The girls inform the deadly Mr Clarke and he hatches a plan

---> Kyle is made Captain of Earls Park and is over the moon. He celebrates with Roger and Jackie and invites Tanya over. Kyle admitts to Jackie that he is dating Tanya! Jackie is horrified to learn Kyle is now with Tanya and Jackie vows to split the pair up... But with little sucess

---> Brandy is over the moon when Aaron scores a Hatrick against Liverpool

---> Bruno is still sleeping with Kiera and she seems to fit in with the other Footballers Wives well. With rich brown hair and equipped with Talons could she be the New Girl?

---> Lucy moves out and takes Angelica with her. Bruno tries to stop her and ends up belting her in the face. Amber rushes in to witness the attack and threatens Bruno! Amber screams at Bruno telling him she is going to the police tomorrow! Amber and Lucy storm out leaving Bruno in near tears!

---> Brandy contacts Mr Clarke only to discover he has done a runner with the cash and moved abroad and his whereabouts are now unknown. She phones a fuming Tanya and the pair decide they will have to go at it alone!

---> Noah and Kieron start up a support group for Homosexual Men in tough situations. The pair are invited onto GM.TV to talk about their relationships and difficulties in such a high profile masculine career

---> Amber feels lonely especially looking after her baby single handed and decides to ask Lucy to move in. Lucy agrees and moves in. Amber is over the moon to have Lucy and Angelica in the house

---> Renee Bailey comes to talk to the famous Tanya Frederico (Turner). Tanya is still confused why she has shown up but Renee drops the bombshell. Hazel - Her Mum - has been Killed. Tanya belives Renee has come to inform Tanya of the news but is soon put in her place when Renee shows her the documents of Hazels Will. It declares if Hazel dies all her original assets go to Renee... Including Earls Park. Tanya belives the contract is void as Hazel has already signed the club over to her yet Renee points out the contract hasnt been finalised AND that even when it is the contract was made out to a Miss Tanya Turner not a Mrs Tanya Frederico... Will Tanya loose her precious Club?

---> Jackie and Roger go out on a romantic date at a big fancy Restaurant only to be mawled by a pack of Paparazzi. Roger ends up smacking one of the Photographers and Jackie has to literally drag him away

---> With Tanya Frederico on the edge of loosing the only thing keeping her part of the Famous Earls Park she steps up her relationship with Kyle. the pair become very serious and contemplate Marriage. Kyle worries - as does Jackie - that Tanya is only after him for his money and to be back on the captains arm. But Kyle soon declares his love for Tanya and buys her a huge expensive car - Accompanied with a Large Diamond Engagement ring! Husband Number 4? ...

---> Amber learns of Tanya's engagement and ends up rowing with Kyle as she tries to tell him she is only after his power. Amber looses it and threatens to kill Tanya, Kyle storms out worried for his fiancee

---> Shannon reveals her pregnancy to Darius. Darius is petrified of being a dad and doesnt know what to do. Shannon admitts she is also scared of this but they can be stronger if they stick together and help eachother through it. Darius hugs Shannon and tells her he will always be there for her!

---> Amber not only wants Tanya out of the Picture but Brandy too. She confides in Lucy and tells her how she feels she could kill them. Lucy calms her down telling her she would do time in Prison. Amber admitts she doesnt care any more!

---> Tanya and Kyle plan their engagement party yet Tanya is horrified when she sees the Ghost of Deceased Ex Husband Jason Turner. She blocks out what she saw and continues her engagement party plans

Next Time:
Will Tanya loose her Precious Club?
Will Bruno's Murder all come out?
Amber underesitmates "someones" power
Harley comes back.. but what For?

episode 4 soon