Kate's going to cover for Steve Penk for five days from 1st September on 3 hour nightly shows.

Would all the Spencer/Kate devotees and the Alex/Kate devotees please record the evidence so that we can have a balanced (hah!) debate afterwards?

She'll probably tell us as much as she did in the house :
'maybe this, and maybe that.'

Any prizes for guessing who will be her everyday guest/hanger on,?
And who will she be saving, for after the show, when lights are out and sound is off?

is that the time already?...

I'm sure Alex will be very welcome as long as he brings his van

Alex was only allowed to play when she was drunk.

And your point is.....?

The girl only makes sense when she has a few punches

Kate was willing to play whenever Alex wanted but Alex didn't want as much as Kate would have liked. That's why she kept putting him up for eviction - sour grapes at being rejected by someone she was crazy about.
Kate is still willing to play but Alex has a lot of class !

Exactly - hope Capital Radio have got the recipe.

Unfortunately, if the go ahead with this idea of her being a DJ, it will be a recipe for disaster...

LOL
Thankyou - I needed that.

'kin'ell Eejay!
never has so much complexity been expressed in so few words, why did'nt you say all this to begin with over on the 'Kate
denies fancying' thread, and saved my insuccinct fingers from the keyboard?

Hmmm - I wonder how well the one-legged dance will transfer to radio?

Showing her arse might be a bit tricky on radio to.

Think yourself lucky
we would have had the tap version on radio.
Had they done a two legged dance in the house.

So we were blessed after all.

Oh no. Because it doesn't translate, she'll over-compensate with the "YESSS" catchphrase.

I wonder if anyone fancies keeping count.

Originally posted by Scarptor


Unfortunately, if the go ahead with this idea of her being a DJ, it will be a recipe for disaster...
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Is this the graveyard shift we are talking about then???

it's after midnight...the house mates are asleep and Alex has got the van....got the van...
It's after midnight...Kate's head is spinning round but it aint the
sounds...
it's after midnight...

since when has Steve Penk been back on Capital Radio?

Listening to Follow the Van will no doubt be quite a different experience from watching it, but I'm sure the game will continue to take its traditional form:

Kate : Oh Alex

Alex: Oh Kate

Kate: Right, I've parked the van. Off you go.

Snuffling noises as Alex dives under the duvet in manner of well-trained and eager pig searching for truffles

Alex: Found it! Wow, you've never parked it there before! Are you sure there isn't a double yellow line?

Kate: Try it and see, big boy....

Kate: Yesssss!!!!

Noise of door opening.

Jonny (for, as surely as salmon swim up-river to spawn, it is he): [COLOR=blue]LET'S GET NEKKID AND GO AND JUMP IN THE POOL![/COLOR]

As usual, the van is quietly towed away.....and we hear thumping noises as the one-legged dance begins

A day off yesterday.
Completely rested after a sleep of the innocent - and to top it off a belly chuckle first thing in the morning!!
You lot should be on radio!

(I say this only because I fear you may all be too ugly for television)

NOTE: Faehumour [tm]

Can I be the first one to congratulate Kate on this fine position? I wish her well.

Temporary midnight slot on local radio? Has she really had no better offers?

I see Alison will be a 'celebrity dieter' on the new series of This Morning. You'll be able to see into Alisons fridge to see what she's eaten. Give me strength!!!!

It's almost a month since BB ended and it seems those dazzling media careers of the wannabees have thankfully petered out into radio slots, panto and diet shows *

emzi

*Apart from Jade's TV show - which, rumour has it, Davina is having a hand in creating! :O

This is sad because the thing most viewers admired about her was her confidence in being a big woman.

Does she poo in the fridge

If I look in ny fridge I can see what I am about to eat.

sick

Fine attention to detail, beermonster. You are certainly one disturbed individual

You little scatalogical scamp!

Steve Penk - possibly the one person of whom it could be said that ANYONE would be an improvement.