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“Originally posted by Cybele
Listening to Follow the Van will no doubt be quite a different experience from watching it, but I'm sure the game will continue to take its traditional form:
Kate : Oh Alex
Alex: Oh Kate
Kate: Right, I've parked the van. Off you go.
Snuffling noises as Alex dives under the duvet in manner of well-trained and eager pig searching for truffles
Alex: Found it! Wow, you've never parked it there before! Are you sure there isn't a double yellow line?
Kate: Try it and see, big boy....
Kate: Yesssss!!!!
Noise of door opening.
Jonny (for, as surely as salmon swim up-river to spawn, it is he): [COLOR=blue]LET'S GET NEKKID AND GO AND JUMP IN THE POOL![/COLOR]
As usual, the van is quietly towed away.....and we hear thumping noises as the one-legged dance begins ”
"I've got the bloody van man, aff got it !" ...the van is driven away
...and the sound of the door as it shuts leaves us in the dark again - but no! listen..shhhhh:
Kate: Double yellow line James?, why, you'll be talking no entry signs next, stop behaving like this. Err, -I, no..yes.. I meant just stop behaving.
Alex: Im not sure I know what you mean dea.. ,errm bi...,eh..two f.., I got it.. Im not sure what you mean Kate, do you want me to stop behaving or just behave like im not behaving?
Kate: OH ALEX!!!!! Behave like you've stopped behaving for Johnny's SAKE!!! My JOHNNY you make a girl mad sometimes!
Jade: Behave!! IM mad about him already!!!
Alex and Kate : aaaaaahhh!! Where did that come from?
Johnny : it's alright, Baba, im behind here, come with me lassie, sshhh...( there's a nice two way mirror over here, come with me... - no..on one leg mind!, you know the rules Jadey: I canna lose my style now right?
Alex: Have they gone now?
Kate: YESSSS!!!
Kate: I Love You Alex.
Alex: I've just remembered! Kate, remember week two when the
Kate : JOOOHHHNNNNYYYY!!!!!!