I was just kinda hoping that the moderators remarks were to me - you know made me feel a little more special than the average bob - and gave my sad internet trolling life a little more meaning....

Oh well Squidlion - at least you still talk to me, even though you are getting paid to.... which kinda makes you an internet whore, but hey... I like that.

Originally posted by shu shu
I was just kinda hoping that the moderators remarks were to me - you know made me feel a little more special than the average bob - and gave my sad internet trolling life a little more meaning....

I'm sure you'll make yourself special in you own particular idiom!

Oh well Squidlion - at least you still talk to me, even though you are getting paid to.... which kinda makes you an internet whore, but hey... I like that. [/quote]

I suspect I wasn't sufficiently clear ... I'm getting paid but not for this ... I'm actually supposed to be doing something else! I shall skive, skive and skive again. I can live with being an internet whore though ... it sounds a lot more glam than what I'm supposed to be doing

You'll alway be an internet whore to me....

So what you supposed to be doing? I bet I can out bore you in the job stakes.

Oh before I forget - cause i just read this - as posted by you:

'Either you're just not very clever, or you've been seriously short-changed in the dick department - both seem quite probable, judging from your posts.'


I am severly short changed in the dick department, but I have got a lovely pair of breasts which I find consolation in.

Hey squid, what do you again?

Bet it involves children

Originally posted by shu shu
You'll alway be an internet whore to me....

So what you supposed to be doing? I bet I can out bore you in the job stakes.

IT consultant ... yawn!

Oh before I forget - cause i just read this - as posted by you:

'Either you're just not very clever, or you've been seriously short-changed in the dick department - both seem quite probable, judging from your posts.'

I am severly short changed in the dick department, but I have got a lovely pair of breasts which I find consolation in.

Shu shu you've gone and done it again! I didn't post that ... I'd already seen an earlier thread where you alluded to your ample bosom (although I'm sure my wife has the better of you!)

Morning Knocker

Bout bloody time you joined in me thinks...

Because .... ?

I seem to remember, Squid, when I had a go at your object of desire, C Hamilton, you mentioned something about your wife administering your drugs. Implicating you were some kinda doctor.

Really, turns out you're a computer nerd - NOW THERE'S A SHOCK

How many pixel images of CH have you downloaded onto your hardrive.

Hello Shu shu - you're a babe

So we've established I cant read, I thought we were over that... but then again I never said nothing about me ample bosom before... being as they are not ample... just there.... and lovely.

Oh and last time I had your wife - she said mine were better. But then again she does say stuff in the heat of the moment... like the time she said she'd marry you.

Can I be one of them?

Duh ... I was using a metaphor!

Although I am planning to give up being a 'computer nerd' to start training to become a radiographer (X-rays and shit) next year ... hence it's a subject I could identify with and I thought it would provide a good illustration of the weakness of you argument, dullard Surprisingly, just because I argued with your position on CH doesn't mean I think she's a babe

You haven't answered my question ... what makes you think I work with kids? I thought you were going somewhere with that ...

Like you're not already

Ooooo cutting words from one so young Knocker.... I thought we had a regular Shipman on our hands... Scareeey

Originally posted by shu shu
So we've established I cant read, I thought we were over that... but then again I never said nothing about me ample bosom before... being as they are not ample... just there.... and lovely.

So this wasn't you then?

"Well I would like to think that that could happen - its just that last time you tried you tripped over that large tire of yours on the way and ended up between my large bosoms - great for you - for me? not so much. "

Oh and last time I had your wife - she said mine were better. But then again she does say stuff in the heat of the moment... like the time she said she'd marry you.

~ I think I'll let your comment be my reply ~

What drugs do you take

You see what you've done there squiddey? you've tried to make me look bad with somthing I said a couple of days ago.... unfortunately for me I forgot I wrote that.... unfortunately for you, you actually remembered I wrote that which proves YOU LOVE ME... YOU WANT ME... YOU HANG ON MY EVERY WORD BABY... (by the way there is a tune to that)

Stop stalking me man, isnt your big boobied wife enough?

Squid, You still talking?

Your eagerness to answer every criticism, the time you spend on the computer and the blind love you have for Christine speaks volumes.

You don't have a wife, do you?

what is it with all this hostility?
shu shu and knocker, I don't understand the point of you being on this forum. The idea of this forum is so that people can get together and discuss their views about Celebrity, not to through mindless insults about.
I normally wouldn't get involved in this kind of thing, espescially as I don't really know sesquipedalian , but this kind of posting is making it an unpleasant experience for everyone.

I know that this will probably result in you turning your venom on me but I feel that something needs to be said.
Either start discussing celebrity or go to a chatroom somewhere

Well it's not often that someone comes into the forum talking about large breasts. Be fair. That was bound to get my attention!

I'm not stalking you ... as far as I recall you started this dialogue by taking the piss out of my handle and my smileys (fair enough - I was overdoing them yesterday). Now if continuing the 'conversation' is stalking then I guess I can only avoid the stalking charge by ignoring you ... and I'm sure I'd be missing out on sooooo much if I did that.

Now run along ... I can see that you think you're clever ... trust me ... you're not ... compared to most of the people on here you're an intellectual pygmy.

Nat, can I call you that?

You sound like a really sane and sensible girl - BUTT OUT!

We are talking about celebrity, fool.

These comments are all linked to the thread of C Hamilton and these brown-nosed sycaphants - feel free to join in. Squid's particularly keen to engage.

<Change of tack>

Rather than answer your 'criticism' (that's fukcing hysterical ... you're not criticising you're calling me names like an 8-year-old) I shall now label you a juvenile troll and hope that this negates you.

They only way in which they are linked is because you keep posting them here.

ah you've really hurt my feelings squidy boy.... Cant I be a geek too?


I really dont think I'm clever.. firstly I cant read, secondly I have dicklexia... and thirdy I cant remember what I said yesterday... and I have no penis - how stupid would I have to be to think I'm clever... probably as stupid as someone who thinks I think I'm clever.... you see - now you know I know I know you know. Aha!

But I am enjoying the old banter with you geeks... And Knocker you crack me up dude.

Names, what like juvenille troll, intellectual pygmy? I think you're obsessed with size as well as CH.
So you're a midget, unmarried and uninteresting.
Love it.