We keep hearing that a percentage of the phone money is going to "Charidee" - but anyone heard what particular charities are being supported? Also would be nice to know what organisations the celebrities are hoping to win dosh for. I was under the impression that whoever wins, gets the whole lot of prize money go to their desired cause. Is that right? Most of us like to know where our money is going before we donate it, and as far as I'm aware, we've just had this loose term of "Charidee" which could mean anything really - so I've come up with a few suggestions as to what charidees (cock a doodle doo-tastic) our celebridees (sensational) (sorry, I need to lie down in a darkened room - Tony Blackburn's really got to me..) are planning to bestow their winnings on:
Tara - ' Bunny Illusion Rescue' - Intensive therapy to help misguided IT girls get over their fixation of wearing rabbit ears and hopping whilst eating chocckie cake. Offers a retreat in the middle of Bond Street and dinner at The Ivy every Wednesday.
Nell - 'Chataholics Anonymous' - a help line for people who won't let anyone else get a word in edgeways. Nell has been an avid supporter of this group for years.
Christine - 'W.A.T.P. - stands for Wed A Tory Plonker. Support group for Ex -Conservative M.P.s wives. (Bridge evenings every Thursday)
Rhona - 'Assertiveness Through Embroidery' - a self help group which encourages shy women to express their brave natures through the art of embroidery.
Uri - 'Talk Sense' - a help line for those who sometimes slip into ga-ga land.
Nigel - 'Flowers Not Fists' - A retreat for all ex-boxers. Teaches the art of flower arranging in the beautiful and calm setting of the M25 motorway.
Darren - 'M.L.R.A - stands for Mockney Love Rats Association. Gives all Mockney Love Rats a chance to share their experiences. Meet every Tuesday evening in the Men's Working Club dahn The Old Ken' Rahd - sing "Knees Up Muvver Brahn" to their hearts content and admit to being hopeless romantics while trying to pull the barmaid and her sister simultaneously.
Tony - 'Bucket Jokes Anon' - Offers help, advice and support for anyone stressed whilst looking for that elusive bucket joke.
TTFN
Tara - ' Bunny Illusion Rescue' - Intensive therapy to help misguided IT girls get over their fixation of wearing rabbit ears and hopping whilst eating chocckie cake. Offers a retreat in the middle of Bond Street and dinner at The Ivy every Wednesday.
Nell - 'Chataholics Anonymous' - a help line for people who won't let anyone else get a word in edgeways. Nell has been an avid supporter of this group for years.
Christine - 'W.A.T.P. - stands for Wed A Tory Plonker. Support group for Ex -Conservative M.P.s wives. (Bridge evenings every Thursday)
Rhona - 'Assertiveness Through Embroidery' - a self help group which encourages shy women to express their brave natures through the art of embroidery.
Uri - 'Talk Sense' - a help line for those who sometimes slip into ga-ga land.
Nigel - 'Flowers Not Fists' - A retreat for all ex-boxers. Teaches the art of flower arranging in the beautiful and calm setting of the M25 motorway.
Darren - 'M.L.R.A - stands for Mockney Love Rats Association. Gives all Mockney Love Rats a chance to share their experiences. Meet every Tuesday evening in the Men's Working Club dahn The Old Ken' Rahd - sing "Knees Up Muvver Brahn" to their hearts content and admit to being hopeless romantics while trying to pull the barmaid and her sister simultaneously.
Tony - 'Bucket Jokes Anon' - Offers help, advice and support for anyone stressed whilst looking for that elusive bucket joke.
TTFN