In the interests of reality TV............

Is Tony (Lord Love Him) wearing a hair piece.......... or better still pieces? If not how does the back of his hair go like that and why has nobody told him?

Why does Tara's bosom become more prominent when she is wearing a bra?

As Ever

Pedro

Dont know about the rest, but ....thats what bras do!

OUCH!!!!!!!! OK what I should have said was why does Tara's bosom look more ample?

Oh and while I'm about it...........When Tara and Darren were playing Indians the other day why did they not scalp Tony?

tony has had that hairstyle since,as far as i can remember,at least 1972,though it used to be black.so,if its a wig,its a grey 70s replica.oh,by the way,TONY TO WIN....see ya

As drama_girly said, Pedro: because that's what bras do...

I always wondered what they did

Tara doesn't have much of a bust to influence.
She could have a 'lift and separate' at the front and a 'cross your heart' at the back and you still wouldn't know which way she was standing if her head was covered.

So that's what they are for.....

That's very mean, I really shouldn't laugh

Originally they were to 'contol' the more ample bust. Now, with the help of pads, gel, water, silicon & little pulleys you can make the flatest of girls look like Jordan!
Well, maybe not quite!

I thought Tara was one of those ladyboys

well, look at the evidence:

1 the figure
2 the voice
3 the high camp way she conducts herself
4 the biggest drama queen, aside from Nigel
5 the fondness for stilhettos

and the probability I'd say is pretty good?!

I'm sorry, but I think you'll find you're wrong: the only dick Tara has about her person is Darren.

Don't get me wrong Beluga..........I like Tony and I hope he wins but if he has a single friend in that camp they ought to take him aside and tell him. That toupee that he's wearing reminds me of the sort of stuff that the old guy in Paddington Green used to have in his shop window!!!

PS Anyone else got any more Answer me Thises about the other Celebs? Lets hear from you

Spot on Cybele. He's been chasing around her since day one and yet he suddenly produces some notes and says he wishes she would leave him alone.

Could this be Reverse Psychology gone mad?????????

Another approperate name for the bra is a "Flopper Stopper!"
But Tara doesn't fit that profile.

You mean Fun stopper.

Whoever invented that bloody sports bra ruined my days 'bird spotting'.

..and the worst offender is Anna Kournikova.

I know, and all those luvley girlie atheletes.. Sob :'(

Sports Bras PAH!!! they should be made illegal.

Well, I'm perfectly happy with those little lycra numbers that Linford Christie and the Olympic coxless four rowing team wear


Bring it on Matthew, Steven, et al....they didn't half look fetching all lined up on that podium by the rowing lake in Sydney..

Well of course you are Dear, but why they run with their sandwich box stuck down 'em is a mystery?? Or was it their lunch you were interested in??


Ban Sports Bras, you know it makes sense.

Moving on from men in tights, let's think about men in whites...

Patrick Rafter, tennis god- ooooooooooooooooooh

And virtually anything with a Y chromosome wearing a cricket sweater. I don't know what it is , but there's just something about blokes in cricket sweaters.....

Oh yesssssssssss.........

<thinks that she will go to bed on that happy note.....>

I did tell you that I play cricket on Saturdays didn't I???

get yer bat and sweater, you've pulled