Drama! Excitement! At the end of the ITV2 live show Tara was missing presumed sulking. Will she be found six years later after having been adopted by possums? Will she revert entirely to bunny behaviour losing the power of speech and the ability to walk upright? Will the Villandry or The Ivy dispatch a search party to comb northern Australia to try to recoup their lost revenue? Has she merely gone walkabout to find answers to the deep questions within her? Did she take the gold heels with her? Will she have forgiven Darren for the farting and wanting to stay with his own girlfriend this time? Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode of - [COLOR=darkblue]Tara, drama queen of the jungle![/COLOR]

Bob
Last edited by bob.stone : 03-09-2002 at 23:43

was it missing in action though......?????
and who was having the action with her?????
does this mean darren and tara have made up ??????

LOL, you nutter.

I think you hit the nail on the head though with the bunny comment and the search for the answers within.
After a long time of self-reflection, she's obviously decided that all her happy times have been spent in bunny mode, and has actually gone off to live free with the bunnys.

Run free, Tara, run free!!! (Or' I'll send Elmer Fudd round. hehehe)

[COLOR=darkred]Tara is alert[/COLOR]
[COLOR=indigo]Tara will survive[/COLOR]
[COLOR=orange]Tara fancies a carrot[/COLOR]

Bob

That's strange, I thought Darren was blonde

Don't be stupid folks - Rabbits have to make their own beds - She'll be back once she realises.........

Not Tara - she's gone rogue...

Bob

Yup... stay tuned tomorrow because Tara was missing and couldn't be found. Rhona said she was bothering to go chasing after her any more. Nigel gone. Who's her friend now? If she reappears, what does the day hold in camp? It might be one of the most interesting days yet!

Don't worry, Tara will meet a Japanese soldier from World War 2 who's been hiding in thejungle for the last 57 years, and fall madly in love - she likes older men.

Even now, she's probably already cuddled up with Captain Hirohito and his trusty bayonet in his secret jungle bivouac.

Christine double dealing and stirring.
Tony very spiteful last night.
Darren just selfish and ego
Nell [dont know what to say,nor does she]
Rhona pretty decent
Tara still the best in there.
She'll survive

missing? she was never there. she's as mad as a cut snake!

i'm still more impressed with her than i thought i would be, she's funny. having said that, my brownies are more mature than her.

Chocolate brownies, or young girl guides? I suspect that Tara still hods the rank of sixer.

This makes a lot of sense. There are now six of them (as I understand it, a brownie pack is split into groups of six, called "sixes" - not as much creative time and energy went into setting up the ).

Christine is clearly a brown owl type (self-sacrificing, but lets everyone know about it.)

Tara is irritated because, as a sixer, she is nominally in charge of her six, but Brown Owl won't let her be.

This is all about power, you understand. It's like when continents collide.

mini-guides.
christine is old-skool brown owl type (which is why the guide association is dying in this country). maybe her bum needs to be a bit bigger...

tara is more a seconder than a sixer

I've never quite understood the idea of paramilitary organisations for kids. I always fear they're up to something. Besides, can you imagine the fuss if anyone tried to publish a pamphlet entitled "Scouting for Boys" today?

So anyway - if a brownie sixer's in charge of six, a seconder's in charge of...two? Suppose Tara could be left in charge of Nell for a bit, at least she'd get to dress her up or something. Everyone got a go with the gold heels except the model...

Bob

Nah, mate. A seconder just agrees with the sixer. Until she gets stroppy, and runs off to hide in the undergrowth, crying.

It's a hard life, being second-in-command, the power behind the throne. Tara's an eminence grise. Or maybe more of an an emincé grise


Bit of a busman's holiday for Nell, that.

I wasn't aware that clothes had played a terribly big part in Nell's modelling career to date...

Never mind Tara being missing, Rhona tried to make her bikini bottoms go missing in the water!

More Rhona/Tara flirting!