you're dead right there

he reads his lines like an android. You kinda forgive him because he's young, but he ain't getting any better

I think it's really funny that he's Simon Wick's son because he looks like Ian Beale!

and why is Phil Mitchell always breathy? He gasps after every word. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I bet they get a right shock when they realise that the stairs end just before the top and there's a 20ft drop onto the studio floor.

Steven Beale reminds me of the first Martin Fowler - I predict they will pack him off to New Zealand and he'll return an older teen with a new face.

And hopefully an East End accent.

What's weird about Steven Beale is that he LOOKS like he could be Ian's son ... confusing. What's happened to the other two kids?

[quote]Originally posted by charleah
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Didn't he go to a private school before Ian lost all his money?

Maybe those stairs lead to Doctor Who's Tardis.

[quote]Originally posted by charleah
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He used to go to a posh school if I remember correctly!

That's what I thought.

How come they haven't rumbled Alfie yet?
what about when they arrange his bank details?


and also, have you ever seen the police spend so much time hanging around a 'suspect' who they have no cast iron evidence against?. Walford HQ staff must have plenty of time on their hands

Phil sits in the bar > oh hello constable
Phil grabs a brew at the cafe > oh hello constable
Phil catches a train > oh hello constable
Phil goes for a pee > Oh hello constable
Phil climbs into bed > oh hello constable

Steven Beale is a ventriloquists dummy

He barely moves his mouth when he reads his lines

Until recently they hadn't got any real evidence to even suggest there had been a crime, had they? Shame the police on Coronation Street aren't so diligent - Dirty Dicky would have been behind bars by now. Reckon the officer fancies Phil?

Wot's occurring?