I see Mr Defoe was pulled over by the Police in Chigwell on Sunday night after, he claimed, visiting his mum.

So those friends of mine who saw him and mate in a wine bar on Sunday night trying to pick up a couple of birds must have mistook him for someone else.

Truth? Or sowing a rumour seed? With a mistaken identity get out clause if proved wrong!

Not a bad clause though. If you watched those Generation Sex shows Imogen contributed to, you'd have seen the guy who picked up girls by pretending he was Ronaldo. (Wonder if he's now gone to Spain too?) And there probably is a Jermain look-alike out there somewhere trying the same trick. .......Hmmm. We're sure it is Jermain with Imogen aren't we?

Last weekend Imogen was in the Daily Star visiting the Nobu with Jermain.
Newspaper clipping

This weekend the Sun is asking if Imogen is the secret to Jermain's recent goal scoring. Well there certainly seems to be an extra spring in his step and twinkle in his toes at the moment. Must be getting that from somewhere.
Tottenham hottie Spurs on Jermain

Hmmm.... Imogen attended a wedding in Wales last weekend. Meanwhile, Jermain was in Gilgamesh last Thursday wining and dining some bird who definitely was not Imogen.

Catching the last of the late summer sun before Autumn sets in?
September's Calendar

Truth? Or sowing a rumour seed? ...... OK, so I've used that before.

Not being a fly on the wall to the Imogen/Jermain relationship I don't know the who, what, why, when and where of this. So.... Were they alone or just part of a group of 9-10 people? New girl friend or just old friends? Romantic meal or business dinner? Was it secretive or was Imogen in the know? You have to wonder with passed on gossipy stuff if something's been left out, or made up, to stir up trouble or cause hurt. As with everything time will tell.

I just hope that whatever they've got going on works for them, and makes them happy. Which is a nice note to end on.

Can I ask you a question Grooose.

Why is she driving around in Defoe's Range Rover? What happened to the convertible she owned last year? Did she have to sell that convertible because she is potless?

And why does she make out that she is friends with Sezer when they have not seen each other for almost two years? Why lie?

Oh! Thinking about Jermain and other birds. Aisleyne.

In the Zoo issue that flashed her new boobies at the world Ash was asked about Jermain.

"Zoo: What about your WAG status? Weren't you with Jermain Defoe a while back?
Ash: No, we're just friends! Imogen even asked my permission to go out with him and I told her to knock herself out. So she did!"

Thought that was rather nice. Good manners are still out there after all.

(Knocking yourself out to make sure a chivalrous guy picks you up seems a bit drastic to me. Also a bit drastic, but Imogen's preffered option of getting the swine flu seems to be equally effective.)

And of course being a lads mag Zoo asked the usual sexy stuff too. With Ash saying at one point about ideal women that "Imogen Thomas is probably my favourite Big Brother girl - she's beautiful. I like Saskia Howard-Clarke too." And later talking about sexy girls and asked if she had to have a threesome who it would be with, "Imogen and Saskia." Ahhh, isn't that sweet of her. haha Well until she changed it to Jodie Marsh and Jordan! For me not so much a sweet dream but a sour nightmare.

Did you know that Jermaine Defoe also went with Sophie

Yeh, I read something about that somewhere around the place.

Funny old world ain't it.

Jermain with a very happy looking Imogen, and other England stars being driven home after the game last night.

Well done England!

Daily Mail picture-special-WAGS-join-fun-England-stars-celebrate-reaching-World-Cup

There is an interview and pics of Imogen in OK! this week.

Well okay OK!
Thanks for the heads up Barracute. Didn't know about that. Didn't even look at OK when I was wandering round Smiths today. That's tomorrows lunchtime sorted then.

But I knew about New!
Someone left this weeks edition unattended at work, I flicked through it and found, "A day in the diet of...... Imogen Thomas." She's eating some good stuff according to the diet expert.

And zoomed in on Zoo.
Well, there is a little picture of her on the front cover. Inside it's, "The real reason Defoe's on fire" and some of those topless poolside pics from Imogen's post swine flu holiday with Chelsea.

WalesOnline picked up on Imogen's OK appearance and printed a lot of the article.
not to play away

New!'s a day in the diet of Imogen Thomas also made it onto the web.
A day in the diet

And being October......
October's Calendar

Umbiliphilia. My new word for today. An attraction to the human navel apparently. And only relevant because I found this video on youtube.
Famous navels 6
There's a lot of belly buttons there! And Imogen's own (at 1:43) prompt's this in the write-up, "It's only recently that she's ditched the huge amount of navel jewellery to finally expose her gorgeous and extremly deep innie."

I'm not a connoisseur of belly buttons, or a traditionalist, so I can happily live with Imogen's belly button bejewelled or in all it's naked glory. But it's nice to see it taking centre stage and getting some richly deserved time in the limelight. Well bone that button!

Staying with youtube now. Here's Imogen on BBLB this summer taking part in their Quiz of the Decade. Just about caught this on E4+1 as I quickly channel hopped after watching the British Grand Prix. If I hadn't seen Eugene standing there and paused to see who else was on I'd have missed it. So it was a nice surprise that day. A little more revision on BB, and the game rules, needed for next time though.
Quiz of the Decade

Imogen in a little Closer bikini action next taken from The Celebrity Agency programme. As someone commented on this page one of the blokes across the street has binoculas. Obviously a very dedicated and well prepared bird watcher.
Celeb Agency

And finally like a phoenix from the flames. Wherever he may be, Macauley/Buckley/McSqueezy (or whatever he's called now) will be pleased that his Birthday Treat video has emerged from it's youtube copyright imbargo, with sound fully restored.
Birthday Treat

ha! at the bloke with the binoculars.
Blimey grooose this thread reads like a scrapbook. talk about dedication. good job there mate.

My postings in this thread have drawn worse comments in other quarters. So I'm very happy you think I'm just dedicated. I suppose you could have said committed (the hope of many), perhaps loyal, faithful (woof woof wags tale) even. Or as Richard might delicately put it, like a case of genital warts that won't go away! So thanks for the dedication bluntbob.

Annnnndd back on topic.....

In olden days a glimpse of stockings was looked on as something shocking. Now heaven knows, anything goes. Thankfully. So here's a non-shocking glimpse of Imogen's stockings from todays Star online.
Stocking thriller
Imogen's looking great in the pic.
There's also a new video on the Star site too.
Soccer strip
I guess the football boots give the game away. But I almost thought Imogen was into beach volleyball with that kit. Must be some new photos to look out for too.

Another couple of little name checks from the past month now. Again in the Star
Striking pair
That was their page three pic the day.
Not a sponger
Imogen, still her own woman with career and money. And Louis getting his first press coverage?

Posted a link to this England World Cup qualification story before. But this is a different paper using a slightly different picture. Which I like.
England success

Sticking with the couple for the moment it appears Imogen's not liking lycra.
Strictly?
No 'sevVEN' for Jermain then?

A swine flu coverup going on in Spain? Confusion reigns. And Imogen gets mentioned in passing.
Swine flu cover up

Same here with Poblo y Cwm celebrating it's 35th Anniversary.
Pobol y Cwm 35th anniversary

And finally a story that will wet the appetite of a few round these parts.
Cooking lessons?
There was a light sprinkling of criticism towards Imogen in the main forum when a story of Matt learning to cook rose in the press. Another added pinch to follow with this one?

The Bangles had it easy with just a Manic Monday. I've had a manic fortnight...... so my apologies for the lateness of this little offering
November's Calendar
It's an important month to get out..... cos a certain favourite lady has a birthday in it.

A rather mixed end to the month of October. After her stint as a stocking thriller in the Star (linked previously) Imogen became
A real bathtime beauty
hotting up the shower.

Just a few days later and sad news that Imogen and Jermain had parted.
what ya lost

The final bit of press in this post. '...it just wasn't meant to be.' Shame.
Why....

Almost back to where I started now, and back in October Imogen was at the Barclays Trading Places Awards wearing a very nice blue dress.
Barclays Trading Places Awards 2009

Imogen's gracing the front cover of Zoo again this week. Along with Sam Cooke and Amii Grove, showing us how sexy life in the Get Me Out Of Here jungle could have been.

The Sun have given it a little coverage too.
Wild

T'was on this day,
Now way back when,
The world was graced,
By our Imogen.

Guess that means her birthdays come around again.

So a very Happy Birthday to Imogen.

Hope she had a great Maya birthday party and has a small enough hang over that she can still enjoy her special day.

Happy Birthday.

Imogen was at the Ed Hardy Store Launch last night:

http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.n...thomas_2676708
http://www.contactmusic.com/photos.n...thomas_2676712

Enjoy

Thanks for the picture linkage. Best quality ones I've seen of that night so far. All the rest I've seen have been thumbnails, or heavily watermarked. Shame contact haven't any more as a couple of the thumbnails I saw look like they're could be good pictures.

With that second picture I have to say that they're never far from Imogen at parties are they? No not talking men this time, but drinks. Not saying it's familiar, but that's gotta be an iconic Imogen pose by now. At a party, and with drink in hand. Well you've gotta have a bit of the bubbbly stuff haven't you.

At another time and in another place I said I'd have a go at doing an Imogen calendar throughout this year. So now the fulfillment of that commitment has arrived. And facing the end of this year long adventure I was obviously feeling a little blue.....
December's Calendar

Obviously I'd like to thank the muse that inspired the months. Imogen. The camera people whose lenses I've looked through. And surprisingly, virgin. For finally sorting out there problems and getting me back online to get December out there!

Thanks Imogen, I've had an interesting year doing this.

http://www.mrpaparazzi.co.uk/post/94...Westfield.aspx

http://www.famous.uk.com/preview-act...rcode=68611117

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoAbfXvXpoU


Imogen at Winter Wonderland