No! No! No! China Doll. Cough loudly in their little trousers but always politely take turns.

That's very good to hear My Lady. Was worried I might not get any sleep. Hope your keeping well, you and his Lordship, is he behaving himself? Managed to fix the Privvy yet? Had to ask, honestlly the things one worries about. As if I havn't enough to do, looking after the White Prince. Plus Squirrels, Leading me a merry dance between them, but all seem to be more settled now. Must get get the White Prince super fit as decided to run this Mile charity thing in London for Sport Relief, told him tis his fault if he does himself a mischief. Better to save the legs for dancing, but he's being stubborn as usual.

China Doll! Dear Heart!

Expect you will settle into a routine with the White Prince (formerly known as Lilac) very soon. It has probably been most upsetting for him leaving his lovely Lady Georgi but, hey! you have your own winning ways. It wont be long before she's a memory (not that we could EVER forget her) just a brief sojourn in his exciting life. Lots of cossetting and pampering to his every whim and then gradually decrease until he is eating out of your tiny but well manicured hand.

Privvy OK now, ta muchly for asking. Old Boz has retired to his chambers to watch the footie.

Can't find Young Tasi, ones tums rumbling!!

So your a football widow at the moment, My Lady, we all have our cross to bear, and you with a rumbling tum too, do I asume, things are not running too smoothly at Boz Towers at the moment? You must set about cracking the whip My Lady, Tut Tut, Tis not good enough. Good news about the privvy though. It,s quiet here at moment, could it be that the Squirrels have retired for the night,

Footie widow, thats moi, you're so right, China Doll.

Just endured two hours of Lord Boz pacing across the carpet, shouting at the TV, hand clapped to forehead, moaning and groaning, telling them that they are all idiots and they're paid far too much money.

Stil, shall be in in the garden at the weekend, catching a few rays to top up the tan. Look for moi and us gels at Ascot Ladies Day on Thursday. We're the crowd all in red hats.

Kiss the squirrels night-nights for me and telling them that their Auntie Boz send hugs and that they are to behave.

Couldn't agree more with Lord Boz about the over paid idiots, you could always take refuge with me, as this house has been declared a Football free zone for the duration of The World Cup. Ascot Eh!!, May I presume to ask, is it true about RED HATS? Have given your message to the Squirrels,hope they take note. White Prince wishes to know,why no message for him? He thinks My Lady has forsaken him.

Tis true about the red hats (tho not so sure about the Ascot part lol) Indeed I hope one day to be given the priviledge of being allowed to be an honorary red hat wearer!!!!

As for grown men chasing a small ball around, dont even go there, twice a day is bad enough, but at weekends, its tennis and F1 as well, is there no peace for a Lady these days or anything genteel to park infront of of an evening?!!!!!!

Tasi please dont let the Bozzling go hungry I can hear that rumbling tummy all the way up here in Bonnie Scottishland!!!!

Greetings to the White Prince, hope you've ironed out all the creases he likes to be smooth.......

Must have been very loud rumblings indeed to travel that far. Tasi, don't let it happen again, otherwise we'll all have to purchase earplugs. As to White Prince, am pleased to report, not a crease in sight. Looking very dapper in fact, and remarkable cool in this warm weather, unlike Moi!!!!

Dont let him get away with letting you do everything for him
All that good food and just sitting about will cause him to put on weight and he wont be able to dance at all.

He should be pulling his weight about the house

ask him to do the Dusting samba and the house work rumba both opf which he is good at
Supply him with a pink sparkly pinny and a pink feather duster and he will be well away.

He is also verp adept at tea making and cookg so dont let him get away with it.

Make sure he practices his dancing every day

The squirrels just need handling firmly and the best personh to do that is the Prince himself.
Give him an ultimatum:- either he keeps them in control or he is out on his ear (you dont have to mean it but the threat will be enough)

QUOTE=Georgi M]Dont let him get away with letting you do everything for him
All that good food and just sitting about will cause him to put on weight and he wont be able to dance at all.

He should be pulling his weight about the house

ask him to do the Dusting samba and the house work rumba both opf which he is good at
Supply him with a pink sparkly pinny and a pink feather duster and he will be well away.

He is also verp adept at tea making and cookg so dont let him get away with it.

Make sure he practices his dancing every day

The squirrels just need handling firmly and the best personh to do that is the Prince himself.
Give him an ultimatum:- either he keeps them in control or he is out on his ear (you dont have to mean it but the threat will be enough)[/quote]
My dear Georgi M, thanks for the tips, most useful i'm sure. Making sure he does lots of dancing, to keep the weight down, don't want the tight trousers to burst, now do we. I like the sound of pink sparkly pinny. Can I wear one too? You were so right about tea making skills, just been served a lovely Cuppa.

My dear Georgi M, so sorry to keep bothering you, but you are deemed expert on all things White Princly. He's insisting on Pink Sparkly Rubber Gloves to match Pinny, he says you know name of supplier,could you pass on information to me please? Have to make sure he is properly attired at all times, you understand. Must leave you now as he requires Dance Partner. No peace for the wicked Eh!!!!!

Delighted to help

Try

http://www.kitschcapers.com/acatalog/girly_gifts.html

or

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PINK-SILVER-NO...QQcmdZViewItem

Thanks for INFO, Georgi M. Have placed an order, didn't know Rubber Gloves could be so sexy, or so expensive. Still is all for a in a good cause. Has bought smile to Princly face already.

Have just had to chase a real live Squirrel out of my Kitchen, just heard a noise,and there it was! Don't know who was more frightened it.or me. Scary or What!!!!! Will rest of it come true now?

sorry if one is away a tad over the next few days but having probs with connections. Had to snatch away a whisker from the cat and send Old Boz up into the attics for a few light bulb so we can get rigged up for the funternet.

Lady Georgi, thank you for the wonderful info on the pink rubber gloves. Aren't they wonderful. Having to wash a dish or two at the mo as our young Tasi has gone walkabouts. There have been one or two young swains come acalling.

Look out for your Auntie Boz on Thursday as it is Ladies Day at Ascot( oh! named after moi of course!!) One will be sporting a very large red chapeau. And, if anyone does ask, one will be wearing one's knickers.

How is the Prince formerly known as Lilac today.? Suffering with the heat. One did find that the heat affected him somewhat. Gave him the doldrums.

Lady Boz
Radiant as ever!!

Where is everyone? Hope you havn't all expired.

Still lurking, poppet!

just off to prepare Boz some pud!!

So sorry to hear about your connections My Lady, always thought a Lady of your status would have had good one's. Could it be your powers reduced, due to his Lordship watching too much Footie. Can just see you in those Rubber Gloves, White Prince exclaimed, you'll be a matching pair. Pair of what I asked, but he didn't elaborate. So pleased to hear one will be wearing one's knickers at Ascot, I mean what if one's Dress blew up, blushes all round. Princelyness has been keeping quite cool today, he's been busy trying out his new Rubber Gloves & Chasing Squirrel out of one's Kitchen. SEE ABOVE.

Hit the nail on the head there, China Doll. Defo Lord Boz's fault with all this footie. He was told good and proper that he is likely to becme a chaise longue spud if he sits there much more. Three games today! Tsk!Tsk!

Squirrel all gone now China Doll. Was he a boy squirrel? We must enquire of the Lady Georgi wether girlie squirrels come into season, just in case the visiting squirrel had come acourting. You dont want to be overrun now.

Yes they do come into season about once every three months. Maybe a call to the squirrel Dr would be a good idea gets some pilss for the little darlings
Better still get some bromide for the male squirrels!!!!!

Lady Georgi has been busy today looking at a new castle for herself and offspring and out to dine with new Prince

Lady Georgi!! ( deep curtsey to Lady Georgi) will send over some of Boz's bromide, keep a secret stash in one's knicker drawer just for him.



A new castle Lady Georgi, pray tell more!!

WAS TOO BUSY CHASING THE DARN THING OUT OF THE HOUSE TO GET THAT CLOSE A LOOK. DID SEE A LADY ONE YESTERDAY IN THE GARDEN, WAS ON THE NUT FEEDER FOR SOME TIME SO WAS ABLE TO TELL. BROMIDE DOES SEEM A GOOD IDEA, WILL PUT A SAUCER FULL OUT FOR THEM TOMORROW, CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO BE OVERRUN, AND HIS PRINCELY SELF SEEMS TO FIND IT HIGHLY COMICAL, WILL GET A SLAP IN A MINUTE. ONE IS NOT AMUSED!!!!! :sleep:

How is the White One, formerly known as Lilac, this morning then China Doll??