Originally Posted by
secrethousemate:
“Early reactions from cinema-goers suggest the sex scene with Aisleyne's character Maria and Richie Campbell as Tyrone may be the most excruciating ever seen in a British film 
Those of us in non-hoodie areas will just have to wait for the DVD to get our tomato sauce fix
”
Well its success at the box-office has led to its opening in 35 new venues (from tonight I think). So hold tite, blud, it might be comin' your way, fam, ya get me?
Originally Posted by
wonkeydonkey:
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Have only just noticed this pun, which seems to have ruptured one of my vital organs...”
Oh dear

talk about the Law of Unintended Consequences .... I NEVER intended THAT I assure you.
So are you now to be known as Evenwonkierdonkey?
BTW, wonkey, if your offspring have started addressing you thus: "Wagwan Mumsie!", saying "Standard procedures" or calling each other blud, fam or "ASBO children" and consuming Fruit-tellas then chances are they have seen the film, or been in the company of peers who have.
BUT if your fridge has been raided for tomato ketchup, just don't ask what they've done with it. I SAID DON'T ASK!