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lisa's occupation......Unemployed / upholsterer
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NTT_hunter
20-06-2006
.......But what is her REAL occupation ??
Annsyre
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by NTT_hunter:
“.......But what is her REAL occupation ??”

Sacked cushion stuffer - you couldn't make it up!
NTT_hunter
20-06-2006
hahaha.

how about the 'child catcher' in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang ?
bertroot
20-06-2006
Skag dealer and neighbourhood bike.
NTT_hunter
20-06-2006
enforcer to a skag dealer...............

employed at a garage...........she shouts at an engine and it is so frightened it starts up.
NTT_hunter
20-06-2006
foreign language teacher.....fook to english !
radio-one
20-06-2006
working in the library? Silence!
Mike Yanagita
20-06-2006
Elocution minister for St Marys in the Field speakers brigade.
Lenore
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by bertroot:
“Skag dealer and neighbourhood bike.”


Meow......*slings saucer of milk your way*
bertroot
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by Lenore:
“Meow......*slings saucer of milk your way*”

Hope it is sour like my mood today.
ToTs38
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by NTT_hunter:
“.......But what is her REAL occupation ??”

Fag tester.
PC_Steve
20-06-2006
unemployed fookin fishwife
Sudoku-Jo
20-06-2006
Bee keeper - what else!
radio-one
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by ToTs38:
“Fag tester.”

that's good

how about News reader?
Siannah
20-06-2006
Lisa could do Tai Chi lessons.
Itchy Niagras
20-06-2006
She's a lamp lighter, waiting for gas to make a comeback.
Glyn W
20-06-2006
She's a bird scarer at Manchester Airport.
Stoli
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by ToTs38:
“Fag tester.”

No that's her dream job
Sskubisnac
20-06-2006
How can you be an unemployed 'something'. Surely when your unemployed your not anything at all (except spending my tax on fags in Lisa's case!) ......
jackbristow
20-06-2006
i think she gave herself away there. Unemployed / upholsterer the social need a word with her when she comes out.
Itchy Niagras
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by Sskubisnac:
“How can you be an unemployed 'something'. Surely when your unemployed your not anything at all (except spending my tax on fags in Lisa's case!) ......”

Well, this is a society that tends to categorise people (rightly or wrongly) in terms of their occupation. It's often somewhat narrow and simplistic, but there you go.
oulandy
20-06-2006
I read that she was sacked and is going to an employment tribunal in September.
vrooom
20-06-2006
Short Round from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom..?

No wonder she got sacked. Is it a surprise? Really?
Emzi
20-06-2006
Lisa was miming her upholstery role the other day and from that we can assume she has control of an upholstery staple gun.

*Thinks of Lisa armed with staple gun*
*Legs it up the Ashton Old Road - fast*
ktb1978
20-06-2006
Originally Posted by oulandy:
“I read that she was sacked and is going to an employment tribunal in September.”


Yep...just another skanky cow looking to make a quick buck.
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