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Old 14-03-2008, 20:16
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That is truly appalling(in a good way)

Anyone see yesterday? 2 things bugging m(I know, I need to get out more) -has Lowri always had such a pronounced lisp and was Jean Christophe wearing guyliner?
Lowri's lisp has developed over the past couple of years. Some people attribute it to a tongue piercing although I have never witnessed one. Maybe she thinks it's cute and she will attract another sperm donor.

Jean Christophe is IMO untouchable, please don't diss him (although David Ginola could give him a run for his money)
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Old 14-03-2008, 20:52
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Apparently Lowri Turner's Lisp has its own agent and can be booked for all kinds of social functions, weddings, bah mitzvahs and fete opening.
Normally Lowri speaks with an impenetrable cod Northern Dialogue.
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Old 15-03-2008, 15:04
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I had to be physically restrained when Lowri 'enormous head and dreadful lithsp' Turner appeared on R&J.

Loving the Holy Moly favourite Madeley/Partridge moments
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Old 16-03-2008, 00:01
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Poor Judy.. thats all I can say...
I hate the way he constantly puts her down and either holds his hand up to stop her talking or tells her outright 'wait a minute' when she's already talking to a guest.

He is way past his 'sell by date' IMO.
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:15
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from todays popbitch mailout


Marital monkey business << TV couple - at it like rabbits? Dispatches from a hotel in Kent. A reader says he struggled to get any sleep because of the noise made by the couple in the next room. The headboard was, apparently, banging against the wall for hours. The guest asked at reception to change rooms but when he went back to get his stuff he came face to face with his amorous neighbours ... Richard and Judy!



maybe the hours of banging was judy ,shaking and trying to knock herself out, lol
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Old 04-04-2008, 01:35
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Oh God, why did you have to post that?
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:11
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How old is this story? They flew into Miami towards the end of last month and she needed a wheelchair because of her knee and if they were staying in Kent surely their very good friend Gloria H would have put them up?
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:15
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How old is this story? They flew into Miami towards the end of last month and she needed a wheelchair because of her knee and if they were staying in Kent surely their very good friend Gloria H would have put them up?
good point.

but if you're horizontal it doesn't matter about your knee i suppose (TMI )
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:16
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Oh God, why did you have to post that?
sorry

maybe it was when judy was out and it was just dicky in the room on his own in front of the mirror
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:20
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EEWWW - Please stop
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:20
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sorry

maybe it was when judy was out and it was just dicky in the room on his own in front of the mirror
Now you're not sorry at all are you or you wouldn't have provided that last image! At least they had the duvet over them in my mind before.
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:25
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Viagra has a lot to answer for. If it hadn't been invented Judy could enjoy a bit of peace and quiet.
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Old 04-04-2008, 10:36
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....And we wouldn't have to hear all the gory details of their private life.
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:00
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Did they have a pot of chocco mousse purloined from the hotel cafe, a la Partridge
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:03
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Did they have a pot of chocco mousse purloined from the hotel cafe, a la Partridge


and what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Jude .. huff huffff ...
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Old 04-04-2008, 11:14
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and what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Jude .. huff huffff ...
....followed by a post coital trip to a local garage to buy 5 gallons of screenwash
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Old 28-06-2008, 21:09
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Madeley's written twitterings make this weeks Private Eye. (pseuds corner). For anyone who missed it,

From his Express column ...

"So he suffers for us. He bears our pain, in the most public way possible. He serves a timeless human need, one that goes back long before the time of Christ. He carries our burdens and cannot lay them down. Perhaps this has always been
Spoiler
destiny"




* I've used the spoiler tag so you can guess who he's on about, Although it's pretty obvious tbh.
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Old 29-06-2008, 11:57
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Madeley's written twitterings make this weeks Private Eye. (pseuds corner). For anyone who missed it,

From his Express column ...

"So he suffers for us. He bears our pain, in the most public way possible. He serves a timeless human need, one that goes back long before the time of Christ. He carries our burdens and cannot lay them down. Perhaps this has always been
Spoiler
destiny"




* I've used the spoiler tag so you can guess who he's on about, Although it's pretty obvious tbh.
no mention of Paul's "saviour"?? the one who has assigned themselves to be his lifeline and mentor, to help him with his addictions and personal "devils"??

no mention at all of his EX WIFE Sheryl???? after many years of denouncing him and selling stories to the glossies about his brutality towards her, she whom has crawled out from under a stone to RESCUE him?

Surprised Dickie didn't turn his pen to commenting on how we should all be grateful to Sheryl for taking 'our' burdens away and carrying them all herself.

(have wondered 'why' she has been so forthcoming in her desire to help Paul, bearing in mind all her previous press comments - money involved anyone??
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Old 29-06-2008, 13:54
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I want to see him interview Mario from Big Brother - two APs together...
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Old 29-06-2008, 14:11
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no mention of Paul's "saviour"?? the one who has assigned themselves to be his lifeline and mentor, to help him with his addictions and personal "devils"??

no mention at all of his EX WIFE Sheryl???? after many years of denouncing him and selling stories to the glossies about his brutality towards her, she whom has crawled out from under a stone to RESCUE him?

Surprised Dickie didn't turn his pen to commenting on how we should all be grateful to Sheryl for taking 'our' burdens away and carrying them all herself.

(have wondered 'why' she has been so forthcoming in her desire to help Paul, bearing in mind all her previous press comments - money involved anyone??
Yes, good on Sheryl for supporting him, and living a private life. I'm sure we all wish Gazza well, but Dickie's ramblings did rather go over the top.

memo to Judy, idea for first novel - The Da Gascoigne Code.
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Old 29-06-2008, 15:00
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Yes, good on Sheryl for supporting him, and living a private life. I'm sure we all wish Gazza well, but Dickie's ramblings did rather go over the top.

memo to Judy, idea for first novel - The Da Gascoigne Code.
LOL Love it.

How about non-fiction:

The Cross I Bear - my life with Richard.
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Old 30-06-2008, 11:35
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and what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre Jude .. huff huffff ...
LOL



but they need access to dixonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss
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Old 30-06-2008, 17:51
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no mention of Paul's "saviour"??
Wasn't that Jimmy Five Bellies
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Old 01-07-2008, 01:04
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Madeley's written twitterings make this weeks Private Eye. (pseuds corner). For anyone who missed it,

From his Express column ...

"So he suffers for us. He bears our pain, in the most public way possible. He serves a timeless human need, one that goes back long before the time of Christ. He carries our burdens and cannot lay them down. Perhaps this has always been
Spoiler
destiny"




* I've used the spoiler tag so you can guess who he's on about, Although it's pretty obvious tbh.
Ha ha! I've just woken the house up laughing.......!!
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:04
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Richard has been on good form for a while lately, but it was Alan Partridge overload when Marco Pierre White was on. Mr Cool met Mr Tool

Marco puts a flag down at Beachy Head in the opening shot of his new series. This gets Richard going off about suicide, whereby he tells Marco "people who jump off Beachy Head always change their mind ... coroners will tell you this, because they find fingernails AND FINGERTIPS just on the edge as they go because they all change their minds" Richard states this as absolute fact, but with a grin, satisifed that he can impart his own wisdom on a bemused Marco. Judy telling him to shut up didn't work as he demanded "I can't understand why they don't have patrols there?" brief pause to answer his own question (no one else seemed to care) "I think they do, but clearly they're not 100%" the end of his twitterings on life and death, and I PMSL. It was nice to eventually hear Marco talk about his series.

My Theory about Beachy Head ... people are watching Richard And Judy on a portable TV and they decide life just ain't worth it, but when they throw themselves off the top, the adverts come on so they do change their minds and that's how all the discarded fingertips build up

Richard let your guests talk - if I want to hear useless drivel I'll go and talk to the nutter in the pub or put a talk radio station on.

He also chose to ask Gabriella Cheeky Girl if Lembit ever fancied a threesome with Monica. Their mother was also a guest on the sofa. I was surprised he didn't ask Cheeky Mum if Lembit could have a crack at her. What goes on in his head? ... Richard, saying all this stuff in private would be bad enough, but it is a national TV show! Judy was very pissed off when he was bringing up the idea of Cheeky Orgies.
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