In Honour of the lovliness that is our Lady of Boz one has decided to write a new story featuring her favourite personage. Those bright sparks will recognise that it is a cheeky homage to "Saturday Kitchen" which the Sugarking has lately taken over the reigns of.

So our story opens on the darkened set of Strictly Kitchen, where if we look closely we will see a tall rather good looking man snoozing with his feet up on a table taking forty winks before recording begins. However, today there will be no recording, infact if a certain person has their way there will be no more recordings. For lurking behind the kitchen counter is a tall dark haired woman who is planning to make the life of the Sugarking hell for sometime to come.......

Who is the mystery dark haired woman, will the Sugarking wake up before its too late.........

Dear Star, can't stand the suspense any longer. Who is She??????????, and what happens Next? Another episode quickly Please? Good idea this.

Allways good for a loud chuckle is STAR shining brightly bringing the Sugar King back to us ......not before time!!!
I have missed the Strictly 5 and Bridget Jones. They have always brightened up my day of hard slog. Quick another episode before I go back to said toil.

My thoughts are with you Lady Boz.

Kind people. Um Marvel the Strictly Five is still going strong, in the Mystery of the Missing Keyhole a Soon to be finished masterpiece lol

So we return to the set where the Sugarking is slowly returning from a lovely dream about making sugar shapes for the dainty one. He begins to surface and becomes aware of a dark shape behind his kitchen counter, he sits up slowly and tentatively asks : "Who's there?" for a moment there is silence and then a very familiar voice says: Why it is I.........young Sugarking, your worst nightmare, the one the only.......... quietly the Sugarking finishes her sentence whispering the words : "Queen Erin of Muppetland"............ yes she replies it is I and I intend to wreak havoc on your pathetic little show and and make your life a misery and that of your precious Dainty One.....

At this the Sugarking jumps to his feet turns on the kitchen light so he can see Queen Erin and her evil sneering grin, and taking a step towards her, says: If you harm even one hair on the head of the dainty one I will not be responsible for my actions..... oh cackled Queen Erin she will not be harmed just tortured a little until you and she apologise for doing far too good a Waltz on the last SCD .....

Oh dont be so pathetic shouted Sugarking, it was just a dance, no intoned Queen Erin grimly, it was more than just a dance, King Antonio and I are the Ballroom stars not you and the little blonde one........the Sugarking is even more enraged by this but before he can respond he is stunned to silence by the arrival of........

What has Queen Erin done with the Dainty one, what will the Sugarking do when he finds out, and who has just arrived and given him such a shock..................

who is the mysterious stranger who has just walked on to the set and given the Sugarking such a shock?!!!!!!! Why its his arch rival from the other channel none other than Tubby Thompson previous presenter on SK's new show!!!!
Get out of here shouted SK at Tubby, this is my show now ........ oh yes replied Tubby, the Sugar Maestro strikes again does he? What do you want old man? oi dont you call me old, Im a better chef than you'll ever be and Im here to make sure you dont do a better show than me....oh the better chef are we. well we'll see about that........ they are just squaring up for a fight when Queen Erin interjects: play nicely boys this is not a playground, and there are more important things at stake than who has the shiniest knives......

This stops them in their tracks and looking at Queen Erin's evil sneer reminds SK that she has the Dainty One at her mercy, please tell me where she is and that she is safe he pleads....... oh yes she is safe, locked in a far distant dance studio being made to dance day and night never stopping for an instant.

The Sugarking gasps at this and begs her to tell him what he must do to save his lovely Dainty one?

Will the Sugarking get rid of Tubby Thompson or has this feud only just begun? , and will Queen Erin relent and tell him what he must do to save the Dainty One..............

Well done Star, a thriller if ever I read one, can't wait to see what happens next. Do hope SK can save the Dainty One from the Evil Queen Erin, she must have a rest soon. Is she dancing all alone, or does she have a Partner? Can't wait for next episode. Keep up the good work. Our Lady would love this.

Now it is time to take a short trip to a small dance studio, hidden in a very secret location and almost inacessible apart from Queen Erin herself. It is late at night and as we approach the light is still on and peeping through the window we can see that dancing for all she is worth is the Dainty one, but she is also very exhausted, for she has been waltzing and foxtrotting and rumbaing all day and all night for somedays now. Is there any slim chance she might get a break from this torture, a break from this back breaking monotony, is there someone who has devised a cunning, very cunning plan (no not Baldrick ) and is about to break quietly into the room where our Dainty one Dances?
Indeed there is, for as we watch a very tall, very thin man suddenly appears through a cunningly disguised trapdoor in the studio floor............ except hold on I say a man but perhaps its a woman, indeed a woman that looks very much like our Dainty one (if a tad taller) who walks towards the Dainty One who now has a huge smile on her face and a look of relief as this visitor takes her in his arms envelops her in a huge hug then helps her to the trap door and down under the studio where there is a bed and water and food. Then while she rests the mysterious stranger dances in her place in disguise as her to give her a break then leaves before morning so as not to be detected.........

Who is the mysterious stranger, are they a man or a woman (hmm like you havent guessed who it is by now lol) and what is Tubby Thompson doing behind the scenes of the Strictly Kitchen..............

it can of course only be The Divine Waite (but dont tell him I dressed him as a woman lol) the Dainty One's lovely dance partner, who has been helping her get through this torture that Queen Erin has devised, but wait there are footsteps approaching, who's can they be and can these two friends swap over in time so as not to be detected? The Divine rushes for the trap door, disappears and a minute later the Dainty one emerges, hides the trap door and begins to dance as if her life depended on it just as the door opens and in walks............

Meanwhile back in the Strictly Kitchen, Tubby Thompson has decided that he and the Sugarking are at war and it is a feud that can only be ended and the rightful presenter of Strictly Kitchen decided with a Puddings and Sugar making competition, he is at this moment behind the scenes perfecting his Plan, while the Sugarking wanders helplessly round the set desperate to find the Dainty one and be avenged on Queen Erin...........

Who has arrived at the Dance Studio and are they friend or foe? Will the Sugarking agree to the pudding contest and will he be able to concentrate if he does and who is Queen Erin talking to in the shadows..............

Applause! Applause! Applause!

You've done some good 'uns, young Star but this is the best and have been saving this one till last. Have read and re-read over and over.

Wundabar!!

Thank you, marval!

A mere bumpette, chickies

this time the arrivals (yes arrivals) at the studio are friends, and they are Darren the Diddyest and Lillia Diddyest!!!! With huge relief Camilla stops dancing and tells Ian he can return from under the studio, once they have all greeted each other, Darren tells them that dastardly plans are afoot and that it looks like there is going to be a major battle over the presenting job on Strictly Kitchen.
Its ok said Camilla stoutly, the Sugarking will win hands down he is the sugar master and no one can beat him........

Darren and Lillia look at each other with deeply concerned and fearful eyes as she says this(a look which Camilla does not notice but Ian does) while Lillia distracts Camilla with a new dance routine to help alleviate her dancing boredom, Ian takes Darren aside (and yes its a quite a funny sight, one very tall blonde man towering over a tiny dark man)
and asks him what the look he saw he and Lillia exchanging was all about...........

Before Darren can answer a very shrill and angry voice rings out as someone else enters the studio and is very angry to find Camilla not dancing and her friends colluding with her..........

Who has entered the studio, and what is the dish that Tubby Thomson has chosen to cook in the competition and that he thinks will trounce the Sugarking once and for all? And where is the Sugarking going at such a fierce pace.................

Told you, your still number one. Keep it going Dear Star, love the pictures you create.

A sweltering good read, our special Star!! Another spiffing episode of the handsome Sugarking's escapades.

the person entering the studio with the rather shrill voice should have been Erin but she is still trying to find her way there as Anton gave her the wrong map and she is very lost at this moment in time. So entering the studio instead is Anton who we discover very quickly is actually on their side and gave Erin the wrong map deliberately. He has a car outside to help them escape and soon they are making their way towards it and once safe inside they drive away, just as a very tired and distraught Sugar King arrives at the studio and is very distressed to find it empty.

However, just as he is about to leave in despair he notices a small scrap of paper on the floor and recognises the Dainty One's writing up on it.........he picks it up and begins to read a smile slowly brightening his face...........

Meanwhile in a secret kitchen many miles away Tubby Thompson is perfecting his secret dish that he intends to trounce the SK with, however, if we look closely we will notice that this is not Tubby Thompson but a friend who looks remarkably like him and who he is using to cheat in the contest..............

So where is Tubby Thomson? , What does the scrap of paper say and what on earth will Erin do to the SK if she finds him at the studio and the others gone.............

Please, please another episode soon!! We always get a very topical read from you, which everyone thoroughly enjoys.

Quite right there! marval.