Gonna slap up a quick update here as I expect a Food Competition today which could have dire effects on the HouseGuests. Last night, Kaysar tells Janelle she should stick close to Jase so that he feels safe with the Jedi Council. Kaysar tells Howie that to be quite honest, he wasn't trying to win the HOH. Erika comes into the HOH. She and Kaysar chat about how the mood in the house has changed to a depressed one now. All of the people who are not in the Jedi Council are all downcast. The Jedi Council chat about a new name for their alliance. Howie suggests 'Big Brother Machine' or 'I Dream of Janies'. Kaysar says Howie's names are "retarded". Howie: The What Up Kaysars? Kaysar: We aren't using people's names. Howie: Superfriends? Kaysar rolls his eyes. Janelle: The Fantastic Four? Kaysar is still focused on Nik. He thinks nobody is seeing her as the real threat she is. Janelle chats with Marcellas. Marcellas thinks they need to keep the big targets in the game. Janelle believes Erika will step it up when the heat is on otherwise she will lay low. Marcellas: Erika is weak and shouldn't even be here. We have Flames this morning at 10:45. Everyone is now getting up and going through their morning routine.
Most of the HouseGuests are sitting around and waiting. James explains how his dad goes hunting. Mike: Who is your dad? Daniel Boone? James says his dad hunted rattlesnakes and would offer them to the family. George: How did he catch them? James: I have no idea. James says if you go into the Everglades at night and shine a flashlight in the water, you see pairs of red crocodile eyes. Will jokes about James' dad telling the kids to go play in a rusty car while he hunted rattlesnakes. The HouseGuests talk about the segment shown on the live show last night concerning George's snoring. Mike thinks showing that on the live show was lame. The conversation goes to Big Brother 3. James says he fast-forwarded through most of it. Operation Revolving Door is mentioned. Diane says they take too long to get the competitions going. Diane: They give us all this time thinking we will shower and get all pretty but we are not going to. Diane to the producers: Please tell us something. At least what we should wear out there. Diane thinks the producers are always trying to get the women to dress skimpy. Nik: It is all about the ratings. Maybe it will be something fun and easy. Diane: Yeah, right. Whatever. Nik says her pal is going to fall in love with Mike Boogie. Mike: Why? Nik: You always wear blue and orange. Those are her colours. Mike: Cool. Erika talks in the kitchen with Kaysar saying that time goes by so fast once you are in your twenties and before you know it, you are 36. Kaysar: Age is just a number. Kaysar and Howie chat in the kitchen about whether the producers will divide them into competing teams for the Food Competition. Mike is doing a rap song. Big Brother: Mike, please stop singing. The feeds cut to the Flames.
The HouseGuests wonder if the producers are going to put the Food Competitions on the same day as Nominations and change the schedule. Danielle to Kaysar in the kitchen: Am I the shortest person here? Kaysar: Yup. There is a close-up of a scorpion on the feeds and then everything is Flames.
Still Flames, folks. When they return, Mike is working out and some of the HouseGuests are chatting in the kitchen. Erika says the question last night about her being Alison's biggest foe in the house really threw her. In the red bedroom, Diane, Nik and Marcellas talk about who might be nominated. Nik: I just want the noms and Veto to be over with so that I know for sure. Marcellas: Yeah. Nik about the Food Competition: I wish we could start and get this crap over with. Diane: I distinctly remember the producers saying yesterday it would be quick. Yeah, right. Marcellas: God. I want to win HOH next week. Nik says that Danielle has made friends with many former Big Brother HouseGuests. Marcellas: Trust me. It was her strategy since losing Big Brother 3. Feeds cut to Flames. They have been there for quite some time now.
When the feeds come back after a lengthy absence, Jase, Howie, Diane and Will are chatting in the kitchen. Jase is making fun of Howie's jean shorts. Will is laying on the dining room table. Mike and others are spinning him around and around. Big Brother: Will, stop that. Will: Naw. Big Brother: Will, put on your microphone. Will: Naw. Will and Mike are now singing and singing: S-t-t-op. S-t-t-t-op. That! S-t-t-op. S-t-t-t-op. That! The feeds cut to the Flames.
When the feeds return, Janelle, Howie and Jase are chatting in the kitchen. James, Nik are sitting in the front room. Janelle comes in. James tells Janelle to sit on their side of the couch as he and Nik have no intention of eating anything gross. Janelle: Okay. Everyone but Will and Danielle are in the front room. Kasyar calls them in for the Food Competition. Danielle has just woken up. Danielle: What? What? The HouseGuests start chanting: Dani! Dani! Dani! Kaysar says the HouseGuests must divide them into two teams. Will: This is scripted. This is s--t. Kaysar tells them to partner up in their two teams. Producers: Hang on. Hang on. Kaysar: Okay. Flames.
When the feeds return, some of the guys are getting overalls on. James: We are going to get dirty, guys. Do the producers realize the photo chops that are going to be on the Internet after this? Howie: It works for me. James: Howie, would you sell your soul on eBay if you could? Howie: A dollar is a dollar. Jase makes fun of Marcellas saying the BB All-Stars fashion plate looks funny in overalls. Back to Flames. Still Flames, folks.
When the feeds come back, Kaysar and the HouseGuests are in the backyard. He says it is goodbye Peanut Butter & Jelly and hello...slop. It looks like a farmyard. In pairs, the HouseGuests have to dig rats out of slop with only their mouths. The losers eat slop. The competition is called Slop Until You Drop. Danielle asks Kaysar if they are real rats. He says..no. Flames. When the feeds back, Kaysar is saying...it is time to play Slop Until You Drop. In pairs the HouseGuests are walking to the slop and digging out fake rats and dropping them into baskets or crates. The red team of George, Will Mike, Erika, Diane and Jase have won. The competition was really short. Some of the HouseGuests head off to get washed. Jase says: It wasn't in the rules... Feeds cut to Flames. When they return, the HouseGuests are washing...then...back to Flames.
The feeds are back again...some of the HouseGuests are sitting with towels on. Flames again. Marcellas says they worried for nothing. They don't have to eat bugs. Erika looks like she is sick or hurt herself. Flames...again. When the cams are back, Marcellas and Janelle talk about having to eat oatmeal all the time. They wonder if they can put spices in it. Will says he injured Erika by accident in the challenge. He hurt her ribs by banging her into the trough. They are all joking and laughing about the competition. Back to Flames.
In the kitchen, Howie says the oatmeal stuff is no problem. They can put condiments and protein shakes in the oatmeal. George says brown sugar is good with oatmeal. Howie says that he needed something to make him get back into shape any way. The HouseGuests chat about what is in the oatmeal. Many feel it is a very good diet. James says they can mix protein shakes in it as the producers consider them a condiment. Will and Mike meet with Kaysar in the HOH room. Kaysar: It would probably be good to weed out the stragglers. Mike believes Kaysar should target the floater players who would not make good winners. Mike: I hate it when weak people cruise to the end. Do what is best for you. Kaysar suggests an alliance in the sense that if Mike and Will win HOH next week that they too take out a floater. Will says it wasn't smart for Janelle and Howie to cheer for Kaysar. It alienates people. Will: It is like rubbing it in. Mike: If you want a commitment to take out floaters. It is cool. Nobody wants to see floaters win. I don't respect that. Will says that Erika being hurt was his fault and he doesn't want her nominated. Will: I feel like I had to say that. Kaysar says what they are talking about isn't an alliance...but an understanding. Kaysar: I am not putting you guys up. The others know that. Let's just knock out Chicken George. Will: Make your noms and let us know which way you want us to sway. Mike: I hate those floaters because they don't even want to talk. They just want to cruise on. Kaysar: You guys are cool. Will: The lines of communication are always open. Will and Mike leave the HOH room.
Downstairs, Will starts eating and tells Janelle that Kaysar wants to see her. Will eats the oatmeal. Will: They made a mistake making the food this good. Howie fakes barfing. Kaysar explains the deal he made with Will to Janelle. Kaysar: I believe them when they make a promise. Janelle: Why? Kaysar: They don't have a strong base. They only trust each other. I basically gave them amnesty. Janelle shakes her head when Kaysar says Mike and Will didn't want Erika nominated. James comes in. Janelle: Here is the deal, we want to put you up as a pawn. James almost has a heart attack. Kaysar: We are kidding. We are kidding. James: I told the producers that during his HOH, Kaysar either wants to save the world or burn the house down. Kaysar tells James that his strategy is to rock people's expectations. They think he is going to make some big, huge move but he isn't. Kaysar explains they are taking out the stragglers. James thinks Chicken George is annoying and needs to leave. The people who don't deserve to be in the house should go first. James says when it comes to playing a game, he won't cheat. Kaysar: I am impressed by you. James is angry that Boogie picked up Diane during the competition. He says he cheated. James is okay with the oatmeal. Kaysar: It looks worse than it is. It is all for television. James is happy that Dr. Will is depressing everyone. James thinks Mike is trying to form some sort of master plan. Kaysar believes that keeping Will, Mike will cause more confusion to help the Jedi Council. Janelle says that if she wins HOH, she is going to take out Chicken George. James: We should take out Boogie this weak and stragglers. Chicken George comes into the room and says he forgot his shoes. He doesn't find them and leaves. Janelle to Kaysar: We shouldn't let him in here any more. Kaysar: You really think so? Kaysar, Janelle, James are debating whether to kick Mike or not. Janelle says it would be good to sit beside Will and Mike in the end. Kaysar: We keep the numbers at all costs. James: Who do we keep over Marcellas, Erika? Kaysar: Erika. Marcellas is taking cheap shots at us. James confirms that nominations are today. When James leaves the room, Kaysar tells Janelle that he thinks James' strategy of taking out Mike is just stupid.
That's all for tonight folks