Originally Posted by September Gurl:
“Is Mikey that stupid? It would make him look like a coward. It's obvious Rich could beat seven bells out of him in a fight, so for Mikey to chuck water in his face like a girl and run out the door wouldn't do his macho image much good!”
Bravely bold Sir Mikey rode forth from Liverpool.
He was not afraid to splash,
O brave Sir Mikey.
He was not at all afraid to throw things in Dickie's face,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Mikey!
Brave Sir Mikey ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When Dickie reared his big bald head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Mikey turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Mikey.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.