Ok ground rules first

1)Only fans of these 'rants' to post her please
2)I know nikki left ages ago but she is still to be remembered
3)however hard it maybe please only go for one particular rant.

ok some suggestions as to the rants

'Bottled Water'
'It's so cold'
'Who is she'
'It's my bed'

if you can think of any others by all means write them down....

myne is the 'who is she' 'where did you find her'

it had me in stitches

Big Brother, I hate You!!!


Which one did she breathe venom? That's my favourite.

'Who is she' will be the most legendary rant for me ever, I just can't help saying it still in various forms. *thumbs up*

I really didn't like the 'It's Nikkis bed' rant, that made me feel uneasy.
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the "KNOW YA-SELF" one!! LMAO!

it has me in stitches everytime i watch it!

No, she was seriously hammered that night, not one of her more focussed DR moments.

"Who is She?" has the benefit of being suitable for common usage and thus is quite likely to become part of the Zeitgeist

Yep the one where she imitates bad ass

It just has to be "Bottled Water." That one had me in pain crying with laughter.

not a rant as such but the susie go get some hot chocolate bit classic.

Nikki's rant about Grace was funny and painfully spot on.

I think this is my fave...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud8Pn...earch=FAT%20OX

"Well, why don't you have some then, you fat ox!"

I liked her scouse Jennie impersonation and although not a rant I loved her perfect annunciation of the alphabet where she omitted some of the letters

a mountain.... lol the hand movements
and then her canadian accent

Does the "Dawn's BO on Grace's cardigan" episode count as a rant?

The moment where Nikki offers to let Grace smell her armpits, and Grace politely declines is a classic.

(It also guaranteed Bonnie a bit of immortality by the lucky fact that she happened to be cleaning her teeth at the time it all blew up in the bathroom).

"Who is she" was done to death on BBLB.

The rants where she does Richard's accent are good value: (I like Susie actually, you fat ox etc)

I loved the MP3 one, not least because she staggered about in the goggles tring to find the DR.

My big favourite is the one when they were called, for the third time, to state allegiance to Susie....magic.

Some of the endings of her rants are great too. 'fffffabulous'

The first post-eviction one as soon as the cameras were off her: 'the bastards, the f*cking bastards! Who do they think they f*cking are? F*cking peasant bastards!'

I like the one where she was offended that Sam said she "needed a shag" - as if Nikki had never done lesbian porno pics or spent any time bragging about her sexual antics.

Lol, I'm laughing now thinking about it. I love the way she laughs after doing it.

lol i am actually laughing now thinking about this and all the others

is there anyone out there who could put all these rants together as one video for us nikki fans to download? like the audeo ones but a video. a best rants video

"I cant get my MP3 player to work"

" I thought I was going to Australia!!"

Nikkis funniest rant was when they kept getting the housemates out of bed to pledge allegiance to the state of Susie.
She was angry,pissed off but not being nasty about anyone or whining like a baby like she has at other times.
I LMAO at her then.....

The one about the air con

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAuKq...sleyne%20nikki

There is the video hilarious!