I’ve got most of Nikki’s moments as divx avi files. I uploaded one to rapidshare and posted it here several times but I think people were having trouble getting it to work, I think mainly because they don’t have divx codecs installed on their comp. You can get most of her best bits on youtube. Anyway here are my faves.

Pete is wedged up Lea’s bum hole
Nikki needs a good shagging
Her “sad f***ing bastards” rant about Lea and Richard
Glyn’s toast “dry as my a***hole”
Crying about being nominated “what have I f***ing done?”
Checkin out Sam’s dinkle
They wouldn’t notice if I fell into quicksand and never breathed again
Who is she?
Going ballistic having to pledge allegiance to Susie
Threatening to kill the inventor of air con
I don’t suck f***ing a***holes
Susie why don’t you make yourself a hot chocolate
Know yourself
I’ve got an ulcer, can you see it?
She lives in Slough I know where that is
That’s my bed
Copying us

The one about her earring when she was waiting for the doors to the outside world to open, as I knew it would be the last time I would have to put up with her on my television again

At the time, most of her tantrums had me wanting to put my foot through the TV but, in hindsight, some of them were classics although I didn't actually see them all. The MP3 one sticks in my mind though ....... "oh its working now".

I dont want to go