Must admit I'm not really sure about the difference

London Bridge is over the Thames, or???

What about Tover Bridge?
Or is it the other way around?

I know this is veering off the subject slightly, but is it true that Fergie wet herself on stage?

umm.....I don't think so.................but wow is that embarrassing.

I've heard the same rumour.
Probably just a rumour, though...
maybe

Well she says it was sweat, but do you know anyone who sweats in this place and that shape?? Fergie's "sweat" patch!!

That explains a lot!

Ha ha ha.

Bobbie Gentry sang this in "I'll never fall in love again"
"What do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
And when you do he'll never phone ya."
A good song, ruined by that lyric.

The darkness :-

"I've got a one way ticket to Hell and back..."

Kinda contraticts itself lol

This song "I'm in luv wit a str ipper!by T-pain and R kelly has some of the worst lyrics ever!!!

"I must be the first man to fall in love wit a ass
I got on my knee and asked that ass to marry me"

............

"I've been round da world, see booty all the time
I've neva seen a booty, so so pertay, soso fine
Like wer-wer-wer-wer, comin' down da pole
No secret why I'm here cus girl you keep my donk on swo"

..............

"I want to stick wanna kiss it
and if I could I'd put my whole damn head in it
Cause I'm in luv wit a stipper"

LOL how romantic. Seriously where do they come up with this stuff.

The Eurhythmics from There Must Be An Angel:

You walk into an empty room
And suddenly my heart goes boom.

Any number of things annoy me about this, for one it reminds of Baldrick's Boom Boom poem from Blackadder.

For another, it is rhyming by numbers and frankly not worthy of either Annie or Dave.

And if someone walks into an empty room - why would that make your heart go boom - 'cos you wouldn't be in the room anyway - what with it being empty and all.

Both are over the Thames. Tower Bridge is the fancy one that raises up and is on all the postcards.

London Bridge is the boring one just upstream from Tower Bridge.

"Let's go, eskimo"- Girls Aloud:Love Machine

Oooh, Busted - Year 3000

"Not much has changed but they live under water"

Erm... tell me if I'm wrong but living underwater is a massive change, isn't it?

And your great-great-great-granddaughter ... for 1000 years not enough greats!

"Everyone bought our 7th album" - only 7 albums in 1,000 years?

More evidence that under that new face she is really about 60?

Good point! I'd never seen that. Well spotted.

AH, thank you!
Then I know Tower Birdge, and maybe I have never really seen London Bridge.

*LOL's at the fact that they only released 2...*

This thread is so bloody brilliant!
When you get down to it, some of the most recognisable songs really make no sense...
Bless Appleton thouhg, I love "Everything Eventually" but the lyrics are quite bad

...this little jem from P.Diddy + Mario Winans "I Don't Wanna Know" has always perplexed me...


And I don't want to let you leave.
Can't say I didn't let you breath.
Gave you extra cheese. (come on)
put you in a SUV.

...extra...cheese?

Ah yes, that reminds me... "It Doesn't Matter" by Wyclef Jean featuring The Rock...

"I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies (It doesn't matter)
I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees (It doesn't matter)"

... has always amused me. I appreciate that 'cheese' means 'money' in this context, but it just sounds ridiculous.

Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS) - "F***off Is Not The Only Thing You Have To Show", the title alone is intriguing.

That song Horny by Mousse T.

Damn thing is so catchy but singing the chorus to yourself in public draws odd looks.

How's about.....

"No no,
No no no no,
No no no no,
No no there's no limit."
- No Limit, 2 Unlimited

DIRE!

And.....

"I'm as serious as cancer,
When I say rhythm is a dancer."
- Rhythm Is A Dancer, Snap

Is all dance music riddled with such woeful lyrics!?
Last edited by JennyAnt : 24-08-2006 at 11:56

The way you in those jeans is turning me on

WTF!

What a silly little horny boy!