How about Jay-Z/Beyonce and crazy in love?

"My texture is the best fur of chinchilla?" (don't guess where my name's from!)

And the winner is.............
Genesis - I Know What I Like(In Your Wardrobe)

"When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench,
I can always hear them talk.
Me, I'm just a lawnmower - you can tell me by the way I walk".

A song by Garbage called Cherry Lips

"You're such a delicate boy, in the hysterical realm"

I still don't know to this day what it means

"Nows my chance to pick an apple from her cherry tree tree tree!"

I know what this means....he told us on The Sharon Osbourne Show but WTF!
An apple from a cherry tree???? Is that even possible!

(Lil' Chris - Checking It Out)

2 Unlimited - Faces

Faces
All around different faces I see
Some are happy, some in misery
They express joy and pain
No two faces are the same.


So profound!

Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are???

I heard you the first time Gnarls.

But not _that_ bad

Thjey are not known for their good lyruics I guess...

No no, no no no no, no no no no. no no there's no limit etc...

Not stupid, just bad

ummmmmmm........as a long standing and dedicated Genesis fan......

I like those lyrics

"I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what I like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I like what I knoooooooooooooooooooow"

memories of the middle 70's (and 80's) ......singing along to that at a number of Genesis gigs

In the new McFly song (something like):

Nothing can change us
since I fell in love with Uranus.

Oh come on, it can get none more stoopid then:

Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra

The Steve Millar Band - Abracadabra

if only that was the only thing bad about that song

Oasis- She's Electric has a corker
She's got a sister
And god only knows how I've missed her
On the palm of her hand is a blister
And I need more time

Actually most oasis lyrics are rubbish, ditto RHCP and The Kooks *shudders*
'You don't love me the way that I love you
coz if you did then you would not do those things you do'
God I hate the Kooks....

I give you Adrian Gurvitz-Classic


Gotta write a classic, gotta write it in the attic.

"I don't want to see a Ghost,
I'd rather eat a piece of toast,
Read the evening news...."

Worst. Lyric. Ever.

I'm not a fan of The Kooks by any stretch of the imagination, but I fail to see what's wrong with those lyrics?

Not to mention the line -

Burning flame, full of desire
Kiss me baby........let the fire get higher........

LOL These new American artists tend to say a lot of ridiculous things in their songs

Heart- All I wanna do


I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree

Dannii Minogue - Love & Kisses

"We ain't at McDonalds baby....so whats your beef"?

And the whole of Robbie Williams - Rudebox

Fergie:

"I'll turn around and spray your ass with Mace"

Christ I want to punch her ugly rotten face everytime I hear the garbage.

All of the lyrics from beyonce's check on it with her stupid little "twerk it".

It makes my skin crawl.

And it sounds like Annie Lennox is singing "Must Be Talking To A Ninja" in the chorus too.

Tori Amos is usually pretty good at writing batty lyrics, just look at the lyrics to "Marianne":

"Tuna, rubber
A little blubber in my igloo
And I knew you, pigtails and all
Girls when they fall
And they said Marianne killed herself
And I said not a chance
Don't you love the girls, ladies, babes, old bags
Who say she was so pretty
Why why why why did she crawl down in the old deep ravine

C'mon pigtails, girls, and all those sailors
Get your bags and hold down
Won't you just hold down
Cause Ed is watching my every sound
I said
They're watching my every sound

The weasel squeaks faster than a seven day week
I said Timmy and that purple monkey
Are all down at Bobby's house
Making themselves pesters and lesters and jesters
And my traitors of kind
And I'm having just thoughts of Marianne
She could outrun the fastest slug
She could
Marianne
Quickest girl in the frying pan"