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Return of the Hollyoaks Episode Recaps (E4 Pace) ....
My computers fixed so the Episode Recaps are making a return. If you haven't read these before basically it's me recapping the latest episode of Hollyoaks in a snarky fun way. I'd also like to point out that even though I take the mick I am a huge Hollyoaks fan:
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Episode Guide – 12/09/06 Sarah/Gilly Drippy Locks: Oh Nancy, what should I do??? Posh Goes Goth: It’s a tricky choice. Should you brood and pout over the man slut who got up close and personal with The Real Beast of Hollyoaks, the horror who was formally known as your mother, or go on a date with Liam Gallagher and sit through hours of puppy dog looks and incoherent football analagies??? Drippy Locks: Hey it could be fun to plunge the viewers into yet ANOTHER love triangle Posh Goes Goth: I know, it’s not like they’re totally bored of those yet... Liam Gallagher: Great it’s a date... oh hang on I’m dopey I have to something adorably stupid to make the viewers laugh.. I know I'll walk backwards and trip over something.... you laughing yet??? Crazypanda: No NEXT!!! The Students Zak: Hey!!! Remember me I lived here ages ago and then dissappeared for about a year. The producers just found me locked in a broom cuboard. Apparently I was being held ransom by an insane panda who said she’d only release me if the producers sacked the Wood Variety Crew and it worked!!!! Yay!!!! Wet Wet Wet: Wait a second why are you going in Olivia’s room... Zak: Oh didn’t they tell you she’s dead Wet Wet Wet: Nooooooooooooooooo she was my little wooden toy... the forest of my apple... the log to which I rested my weery behind upon.. ohhhh the tragedy... Crazypanda: I know, it’s sad really. She was so wooden she had absolutly no chance in a fire.... Zak: But hey at least when she’s buried in her wooden coffin she’ll feel at home.. Wet Wet Wet: Oh no with all these memories of Olivia I feel an over dramatic and terribly acted emotional scene comming on... Kris: Oh shut up, your a cold hearted bitch your not allowed to cry!!! I’m going back to read the lost secrets of a burnt out forrest.... Claire/OB OB: Ah ha I have the disk Claire: Mwhahaha he thinks he has the disk OB: Hey Max, why don’t you come over Max: Hoyay! OB: Hoyay! Max I have the disk... darn it’s the wrong disk.... grrr scuppered again... Claire: Mwhahahahah I have the disk.... and now it’s time for... you guessed it my trademark evil smirk.... Mwhahahhahhahhahahahahahahahhahah Last edited by crazypanda : 12-09-2006 at 22:36. |
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WOOOOOOOOO! Just as funny as ever!
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you put the LEG in legend CrazyP! xxxxxxxx
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Thanks guys. Just thought I'd add here are some of the old guides if your bored and want something to do. Just scroll through this thread. There are quite a few in there from this page onwards....
http://forum.digitalspy.co.uk/board/...+episode+guide Last edited by crazypanda : 12-09-2006 at 22:54. |
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Hi CrazyP, glad to see your back.
Brilliant episode guide, I see you haven't lost your touch. Can't wait for the next one.
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Thank you!!! *Blushes deeper shade of red*
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Babe we've got to bring back the multimedia, BPLP6 here we come!
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Babe we've got to bring back the multimedia, BPLP6 here we come!
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Crazypanda thats the funniest things ive read in ages!
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Originally Posted by crazypanda
Wet Wet Wet: Nooooooooooooooooo she was my little wooden toy... the forest of my apple... the log to which I rested my weery behind upon.. ohhhh the tragedy...
Crazypanda: I know, it’s sad really. She was so wooden she had absolutly no chance in a fire.... Zak: But hey at least when she’s buried in her wooden coffin she’ll feel at home.. Wet Wet Wet: Oh no with all these memories of Olivia I feel an over dramatic and terribly acted emotional scene comming on... Kris: Oh shut up, your a cold hearted bitch your not allowed to cry!!! I’m going back to read the lost secrets of a burnt out forrest.... I love your sense of humor..
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Awww thank you.
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Sorry about the gap... been away and started a new job
NEXT EPISODE GUIDE... (Sorry it's not great but I am too cold to think) Friday 6th or Monday 9th November Hit me baby one more time Hot!Daddy: I'm moving out even though it makes absolutely no sense for me to move out considering I'm the one who has done nothing wrong.... Beast of Hollyoaks: Ooooh I'm soooo tourtured how dare you leave me just because I slept with our daughters boyfriend, HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! Poutalot: Oh shut up you crazy cow *slap*, I'm moving in with dad who has managed to get a new flat in record time. Crazypanda: He'll have room for you in his one-bedroom flat??? Poutalot: Oh no he got Nicole's old place which is a four bedroom flat... Crazypanda: Right should have known, single guy on minimum wage naturally buys a four-bed flat for himself.... Poutalot: Exactly... Poor Amy: Waaaaaaaaa!!!! Now what am I gonna do I'm knocked up and living with only a monster for comfort!!!!! Where Evil Grows Claire: I'm going to out evil you... Warren: No your not... Claire: I can do a better evil smirk.. Warren: But I'm more cunning Claire: But I'm more manipulative Warren: But I have more dastardly contacts Claire: But I can be cruel to kids Warren: I'm 3 steps ahead of you Claire: No your not.. Mwhahahahahahahahahaha Warren: Mwhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhahhahhahah, mine was longer... Claire: *Evil Smirk* Warren: *Evil smirk right back at ya* Claire: Oh shut up!!! Tom!!!!: I'm still the best character on this show!!!! Things can only get better... Waspmuncher: Yep you guessed it, I'm angry. HottyMaQueen: Still??? Waspmuncher: Yeah it's the only facial expression I can pull... Craig: Rather like me and my pathetic look Jake: And me and my slightly puzzled look Becca: Or me and my tourtured look Amy: Or me and my just about to cry look Sarah: Or me and my slightly bored look Fletch: Or me and my "I'm trying to act" look Sasha: Or me and my completely non-descript look Waspmuncher: If only you could mould us all together, you might actually make a character with a range of facial expressions Crazypanda: I live in hope... very little hope. |
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Crazypanda - I've rarely posted on here since the demise of the Hollyoaks thread. I could almost hear you cheering me on as the wooden tops burned though - shame Jez wasnt brought back for the occasion!
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