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I'll have a Velvet Tongue on the rocks please!
Kitten'Heels
10-10-2006
The Snug seems very quiet!

Do we have a new establishment to frequent?

I hear Brendan & Anton are working the Bar tonight while Lillia & ola work the floor!
china doll
10-10-2006
Originally Posted by Kitten'Heels:
“The Snug seems very quiet!

Do we have a new establishment to frequent?

I hear Brendan & Anton are working the Bar tonight while Lillia & ola work the floor! ”

Sounds great, will join you later.

Get me one in??? if i'm not being too cheeky

With those two in attendance, will be visiting the bar often, so the drinks are on me!!!!!
Tasi
10-10-2006
Count me in! bags me that chair by the fire. Please may I bring my Labradors in with me: (black, two of) both house trained?
The Lady Boz
10-10-2006


with all those people busy, who's working Brucies wig? Has the poor thing been walked today.
Stinkies Dad
10-10-2006
I wonder if the is a wig walking service, you know like a dog walking service but just walk wigs.

Maybe 10.-- for a little top wig right through to the full on 30 quid for a wig like Eltons or Bruces.

Can you just imagine a lovley walk in the country side only you have to shout at your beloved wig for standing in the biggest muddy puddle on the whole walk.
"naughty wiggy or bad wig"

Instead of throwing sticks you could throw hair pins.
anyway...................
china doll
10-10-2006
Originally Posted by The Lady Boz:
“

with all those people busy, who's working Brucies wig? Has the poor thing been walked today.”

Are you offering, My Lady? Am sure a gentle stroll around the park would bring out a subtle glow
The Lady Boz
10-10-2006


Oh! No! Not offering any sort of wig walking service, dearest CD and Stinkies Pa! Wouldn't know which end to put the lead and collar on. Would there be a front and back end d'you think? If so, what would it look like if Brucie put it on back to front
Tasi
11-10-2006
Not sure if this is Gospel, but here it is for what it’s worth…

Bruce has a sort of hamster wheel in his dressing room and puts the dear little wig (called Spot I believe) on the afore mentioned wheel for a trot round twice a day.
Apparently he gives it a saucer of milk stout before going on the telly
Kitten'Heels
11-10-2006
I heard it has it's own special bed in Brucies dressing room complete with silk sheets!

......& it's dating Esther Ransens furry friend!
Fleckerl
11-10-2006
No!!!! Never! It said on Popbitch that Ester's had just broken up with Sean Connery's rug (sorry, head warmer.) Didn't take long for it to start another relationship did it?
dinosaur05
11-10-2006
Originally Posted by Kitten'Heels:
“I heard it has it's own special bed in Brucies dressing room complete with silk sheets!

......& it's dating Esther Ransens furry friend! ”

Yes, Ive heard the Esther rumour too (think it must be true)
However, the sheets are Egyptain cotton with a massive thread count, made by blind peruvian monkeys.
The Lady Boz
11-10-2006


Is there any truth in the romour put around by scaremongers and ne'er-do wells that Brucies Wig had a romantic liaison with Jimmy's Combover and produced Denis Healey's Eyebrows
china doll
11-10-2006
That does have a ring of truth about My Lady. There also was a little rumour going about, that it had a bit of a fling with a certain Mr Wogans head covering.

Gets about a bit dosn't it?
Hamlet77
12-10-2006
Originally Posted by The Lady Boz:
“

Is there any truth in the romour put around by scaremongers and ne'er-do wells that Brucies Wig had a romantic liaison with Jimmy's Combover and produced Denis Healey's Eyebrows ”

Nearly, the progeny became Bruno's weave.
Kitten'Heels
12-10-2006
Oh dear you didn't hear it right did you!

They had twins - one of which became Bruno's weave the other has been closeted in secrecy by.....Craig!

The word is that he's worried he's developing a patch & is waiting for the little darling to grow to maturity & develop it's natural colouring before he exposes it to the brutal world of Showbiz!
The Lady Boz
12-10-2006


ROFL You two, making the sides ache with laughter!!!
china doll
12-10-2006
Begging your pardon everyone, but shouldn't this thread be re-titled, as it seems to have gone from a bar & drinks, to it's current theme of wigs & strange hair pieces, that for some reason, need to be taken for walkies!!!!
Hamlet77
13-10-2006
Originally Posted by china doll:
“Begging your pardon everyone, but shouldn't this thread be re-titled, as it seems to have gone from a bar & drinks, to it's current theme of wigs & strange hair pieces, that for some reason, need to be taken for walkies!!!!”

.... and when did that stop anyone on an SCD thread?
Kat20
13-10-2006
Never probably! If Anton and Brendan are working, i'll have as many drinks as possible as I've had a rubbish day and could use cheering up!!
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