You may have mentioned this already but with so many threads (i know I know) it may be lost. But did any of you like Tessa's dress. I thought it was awful. Made her look as though she had droopy boobs and I just kept wanting to tidy it up.

She has got such gorgeous figure I wish they wouldn't put her in horrid frocks.

I must admit, I wasn't too keen on it. Especially as Tess is so beautiful. It didn't do her justice!

On another thread we have a theory about red dress:

When her measurements were sent to the wardrobe people, they were sent in millimetres. But the wardrobe people took them as inches. So big red dress was in fact HUGE red dress. Just before the show they realised their mistake, so ran a safety pin and elastic through the seam at the top and sort of gathered it up. And agreed that nobody would notice that the straps were nowhere near her shoulders.

The Lady Boz wants to use it as a field tent, once Tess has finished with it.
Last edited by fern3 : 10-10-2006 at 14:12

Oh yeah, amidst defending BF, refelcting on the glory that is SCD, havng a go at the poor male performances AND needing a cold shower after remember Ola, I seem to remember in the dim part of my brain one of my first thoughts about SCD 2006 was what a gawd awful dress Tess had 'found'

The right hand side wasn't too bad, but the left side was deeply unflattering to that particular "breasticle"

She usually wears absolutely beautiful dresses, but I hated that one at first sight.

ROFL fern, I think you might be correct.

Tess has a fantastic figure - but maybe someone with a healthy amount of bosoms shouldn't wear something that satiny, that baggy and that high cut. As any owner of healthy boobage will tell you uplift, cut and fitting make all the difference. While we're at it, whoever dressed Mica Paris should be shot for the same reason.

I second cutekookie.

Mica's sausagebreast issue was deeply unpleasant.
Far more so than the giant sweet wrapper that they had Tess in.

I thought her dress was ok (if a little loose), but that is probably because I don't think Tess is incredibly attractive (Flavia is more my type); to me, most of her previous dresses have just been posh bras with curtains attached.

Claire King's dress was vile too.

Flavia is beautiful, no question.

If I could look like any one of the dancers it'd be her. *Wistful sigh*

Tess is quite normal looking, but nice.

Not stunning though, but the frocks have been magnificent!

I thought Claire was on the edge of having a wardrobe malfunction incident

What not to wear, indeed. Said to other half that I hope they sort her top half out properly before the jive, or I'll be hiding behind the sofa!

For someone with a gorgeous figure like Tess has , it certainly didn't do her justice.

I HOPED she was on the edge of having a wardrobe malfunction

LOL LA! I knew there was something Tess' dress reminded me of...

One was definitely lower than the other!

They say that The lady Boz lent her the drawing room cutains from Boz Towers for the dress.