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Old 13-10-2006, 15:42   #1
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The Dean Gaffney and Richard Blackwood appreciation thread!
Show your love and re-kindle precious memories of these two China White/Embassy warriors here.

I remember one time when Dean Gaffney stalked some fatty, begged her for sex then banged her on her doorstep. Now that's a 21st Century Robin Askwith!

I also remember when Richard Blackwood used to proannounce "thing" as "ting", "through" as "tru" and "three " as "tree".
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Old 13-10-2006, 16:43   #2
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I think they are both bankrupt. Let's hope Blackwood doesn't have to resort to more Enemas to sustain his 'career'.
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Old 13-10-2006, 17:27   #3
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hmmm, Ive been thinking for a while now and nope....just cant think of anything nice to say about these two. Infact my first question was ..."Who are they, who are they?"
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Old 13-10-2006, 18:14   #4
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Ok, what an unusual combination!

Oh can see this thread being long and well-loved...a bit like Dean Gaffney really...
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Old 13-10-2006, 18:28   #5
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LOL@ this thread. I love Richard Blackwood, infact I went to see him at this comedy show in Catford earlier this year, he was actually really funny even though he was just the presenter of the other acts. RB should make a comeback, as for Dean Gaffney...errm don't really have much to say about him, he should come back as Robbie!
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:09   #6
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Dean Gaffney the sex god - how could we forget him!

And Richard Blackwood is just a reality show whore.
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:44   #7
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Didn't I hear recently that the Gaffney is now on £57 a week benefits or something?

Wouldn't even stretch to a round down Faces in Gants Hill these days, let alone a cab home
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:45   #8
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Gaffney was moaning in one of the tabloids recently that he is nearing bankruptcy.. but can still afford to live in an 800k house He was also moaning that the only job offers he gets are reality shows. Seeing as how most of these things pay the participants on average 100k for just turning up, I don't see why he doesn't do them - or panto; it's not as if anyone takes him seriously as an actor.

Bet he has trouble pulling Page 3 'stunnas' these days seeing as he's no longer in EE.
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:51   #9
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Richard Blackwood is about as funny as a dose of the clap. Personally I can't stand him. The only thing that ever made me laugh was when he had a pipe stuck up his anus. They should have shoved some humour up his backside whilst they were at it.
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:55   #10
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Bet he has trouble pulling Page 3 'stunnas' these days seeing as he's no longer in EE.
How did he pull all those trollops? I mean they werent all complete dogs if I remember rightly. I mean he was only the goofy street cleaner in EE, hardly an A list.

Didnt he have a long suffering girlfriend and twin children?

1st class kn*b
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Old 13-10-2006, 19:59   #11
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How did he pull all those trollops? I mean they werent all complete dogs if I remember rightly. I mean he was only the goofy street cleaner in EE, hardly an A list.

Didnt he have a long suffering girlfriend and twin children?

1st class kn*b
You can be as ugly as sin, but if you've got a bit of cash in your pocket and fame under your belt you seem to become more attractive. Look at Wayne Rooney. Who in their right mind would go near him if he didn't have millions?!
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:02   #12
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You can be as ugly as sin, but if you've got a bit of cash in your pocket and fame under your belt you seem to become more attractive. Look at Wayne Rooney. Who in their right mind would go near him if he didn't have millions?!
yeh but he wouldnt have been on loads as a soap actor £100k at the most. You can find plent of good looking city boys on that in town
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:03   #13
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This is why Dean Gaffney deserves an OBE. He is an absolute ugly man, but he manages to pull some of Britian's best looking women. He managed to pull Katie from the *EXPLICT DELETED* Fiesta website. But then she slapped him in the face after Gaffers threw a drink in her face.

What an amazing man.
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:05   #14
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yeh but he wouldnt have been on loads as a soap actor £100k at the most. You can find plent of good looking city boys on that in town
Yeah, but he has one thing that they don't - (and I don't mean a zitty face) - fame.
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:10   #15
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Yeah, but he has one thing that they don't - (and I don't mean a zitty face) - fame.
oh yeh silly me. You cant sell your story for sleeping with a wealthy good looking non famous bloke

ive seen him in a bar in Weybridge last year and besides being seriously ugly hes really short as well.
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oh yeh silly me. You cant sell your story for sleeping with a wealthy good looking non famous bloke

ive seen him in a bar in Weybridge last year and besides being seriously ugly hes really short as well.
Is his hair as greasy as it looks in pictures? Has his skin cleared up or does he still look like a potential McDonalds employee?
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Is his hair as greasy as it looks in pictures? Has his skin cleared up or does he still look like a potential McDonalds employee?
didnt wanna get too close. Me and a friend were actually mortified....another friend was meeting a guy and the guy walks in with all his mates - one of them ws Mr Dean Gaffney (as well as Janine from eastenders boyfriend). We had to stand in a group with him and when he eyed me and my friend up we wanted to wretch.

i dont remember him being spotty actually (altho it was a dark bar and he still managed to look ugly)
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How did he pull all those trollops? I mean they werent all complete dogs if I remember rightly. I mean he was only the goofy street cleaner in EE, hardly an A list.

Didnt he have a long suffering girlfriend and twin children?

1st class kn*b



Some of them were though
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How did he pull all those trollops? I mean they werent all complete dogs if I remember rightly. I mean he was only the goofy street cleaner in EE, hardly an A list.
Maybe he's hung like a horse *wish there was a vomit smilie*
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Some of them were though
Alicia Duvall...say no more!
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Maybe he's hung like a horse *wish there was a vomit smilie*
That's too horrible to contemplate. *Vomm*

*Lots reaches for the brain bleach....*
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:30   #22
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Alicia Douvall said that Dean lasted no more than 30 seconds and when he climaxed, he celebrated like his scored a goal.

GOD BLESS DEAN GAFFNEY! I would have looked down on him if he just said "Damn, I'm sorry babes lol. I should have took my time and answer your desires". But no I do not, as he thinks he is a big man for cumming in 30 seconds.

GAFFNEY IS A LIFE HERO!

Now onto Blackwood. Anyone seen his Live Journal? LiveJournal. I really would like to go on his adventures someday. WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:34   #23
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This is why Dean Gaffney deserves an OBE. He is an absolute ugly man, but he manages to pull some of Britian's best looking women. He managed to pull Katie from the *EXPLICT DELETED* Fiesta website. But then she slapped him in the face after Gaffers threw a drink in her face.

What an amazing man.
He really is quite staggeringly ugly isn't he?

I wonder if some perverse law of physics comes into play, whereby when an individual reaches a sufficient level of repulsiveness, they actually become attractive?
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:38   #24
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Alicia Douvall said that Dean lasted no more than 30 seconds and when he climaxed, he celebrated like his scored a goal.
Have you seen the state of Alicia Douvall? I'd say the fact he could get it up at all, let alone last 30 seconds makes him remarkable
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Ha ha, I love this thread. Two of the biggest wastes of space on TV. Or rather, NOT on TV.

...shall we add Beppe to the list!
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