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Old 13-10-2006, 20:44
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Originally Posted by Suzie80's
Ha ha, I love this thread. Two of the biggest wastes of space on TV. Or rather, NOT on TV.

...shall we add Beppe to the list!


Beppe, Gaffney, Walliams
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:51
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Originally Posted by Suzie80's
Ha ha, I love this thread. Two of the biggest wastes of space on TV. Or rather, NOT on TV.

...shall we add Beppe to the list!
This is a thread of love, so yes, let's add the great Michael Greco too!

There is actually a hip hop group called The Michael Greco Connection. Blazing hip-hop at it's best.
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Old 13-10-2006, 20:54
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there was a funny story bout Grecco in Holy Moly today. he got kicked off the Match and was moaning cos his car that picked him up didnt have blacked out windows!!! hahahahaha


Edit: Just found it

Even Beppe Than The Real Thing

When Beppe DeMarco from EastEnders (whose real name is 'Michael Greco', apparently) got chucked off The Match the other week, he threw this massive strop when he left to be picked up:

"Why the **** has my car not got blacked-out windows? I've got to get in some shitty taxi! *******!"

Well, Beppe, where shall we start? How about: Your character was written out of EastEnders about 100 years ago and you've not really done a great deal since. You have SHOCKING dress sense, giving you an image that likens you to a AMerican Italian who drives around in a "Bangbus" making Paul Danan look like Adrian Mole.

Done.

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Old 13-10-2006, 20:56
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A picture of Mr Gaffney charming the laydees:

WARNING: may frighten small children
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:28
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Just found Gaffney's MySpace

Right here

Interesting story on how he got his kids.
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:45
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Originally Posted by Homer Smith
Just found Gaffney's MySpace

Right here

Interesting story on how he got his kids.
And you believe it?
This nonenity's not even worth a pack of lies.
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:46
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Beppe is a legend.
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:47
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Originally Posted by Woowookid
And you believe it?
This nonenity's not even worth a pack of lies.
Who doesn't love Coco Pops and Rav Singh tho? It must be real.
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:49
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Who doesn't love Coco Pops and Rav Singh tho? It must be real.
Sorry?
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:55
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Originally Posted by Woowookid
Sorry?
It's on his general blurbs bruv.
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Old 14-10-2006, 00:58
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When push comes to shove I couldnt give a toss about either of 'em - why do you?
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Old 14-10-2006, 01:41
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Originally Posted by Woowookid
When push comes to shove I couldnt give a toss about either of 'em - why do you?
Because they are the word "legend" presonified. If you look in the dictionary and find the word "Ledge", this picture below will be beside it...

http://www.djing.org/images/Celebrit..._blackwood.jpg

Also if you couldn't give a toss about either of them, why even bother posting in the thread in the first place? I imagine your answer will be something like this.

Originally Posted by Woowookid
Nowt wrong with a spot of trolling is there?
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Old 14-10-2006, 16:55
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Anyway, I just found some brilliant Gaffney photos on Myspace!

http://myspace-554.vo.llnwd.net/0126...66663554_l.jpg
GAFFNEY AND BIG BLACK WILLY OMAR!

http://myspace-856.vo.llnwd.net/0126...66662856_l.jpg
GAFFNEY, BIG BLACK WILLY OMAR AND PHIL MITCHELL!

Gaffney is bessie mates with a porn star. Another reason why Gaffney is an amazing man.
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Old 14-10-2006, 17:31
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The Gaffney's life makes me sad.
Someone get him in the jungle pronto!
Although, if confronted with a witchity grub, would we viewers be able to tell the difference?
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Old 16-10-2006, 12:05
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I'm sorry, this thread can not die!

I found Dean Gaffney's official Myspace here

Let's all add him as a friend and show him our love! He also has Gary Lucy and Richard Blackwood on his top 8. Two bona-fide legends in Embassy and China White.
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Old 16-10-2006, 12:31
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The Gaff should be on I'm a Celeb, if only for the humiliation!

We've seen too much of Richard Blackwood already - anyone who has an enema screened on TV just smacks of 'overexposure'!

I almost forgot about 'Beppay' i.e. Michael Greco. He is such a plank!
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Old 17-10-2006, 12:40
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Originally Posted by The Prumeister
Beppe, Gaffney, Walliams
aaaww thats a bit harsh on David Walliams...least he has talent and is successful
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:07
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funniest thread title ever
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:39
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[quote=Homer Smith]
I found Dean Gaffney's official Myspace here

I love his answer to the question 'income' - 250,000 and higher! My a*se. What, is he being paid to not act or something?!
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:54
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[quote=Loubogroll]
Originally Posted by Homer Smith
I found Dean Gaffney's official Myspace here

I love his answer to the question 'income' - 250,000 and higher! My a*se. What, is he being paid to not act or something?!
He gets 51 a week from the dole

It's nice to see he is such a delusional man though.
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:54
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[quote=Loubogroll]
Originally Posted by Homer Smith
I found Dean Gaffney's official Myspace here

I love his answer to the question 'income' - 250,000 and higher! My a*se. What, is he being paid to not act or something?!
I thought he was on the dole...if thats what the governments paying these days I think i'll quite my job now!
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Old 17-10-2006, 15:48
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I remember seeing Dickie Blackwood on "Have I got News....." I don't think he answered a single thing, actually I think he was the most talentless guest ever.
That other pr*ck Gaffney just ain't worth discussing . . . . .
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Old 29-10-2006, 13:10
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CHRRRRRRRRRRIST! I found this on YouTube.

Fash Gang vs China White Crew

How dare they protray Gaffney and Blackwood in such a negative light.
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Old 29-10-2006, 13:38
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Mr Gaffney is in a forthcoming episode of The Bill.
Apparently he has a small part (sic)
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Old 29-10-2006, 14:52
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i have to say yes he is short and ugly and what not. And i had the unfortunate occurance of being chatted up and asked out by him (I said no by the way!) but i still speak to him on occassion when im out and about and he actually is a nice guy......just a shame he got mixed up with the wrong people cos his career is never likely to up itself now.....he left it too long going out getting drunk and shagging models.
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