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Old 29-10-2006, 19:23   #51
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i have to say yes he is short and ugly and what not. And i had the unfortunate occurance of being chatted up and asked out by him (I said no by the way!) but i still speak to him on occassion when im out and about and he actually is a nice guy......just a shame he got mixed up with the wrong people cos his career is never likely to up itself now.....he left it too long going out getting drunk and shagging models.

The models are still loving Gaffney. He's moved on to Babestation slappers now.

And you should see his friends list on MySpace (he accepted me for some reason). He's got a shit load of busty women on there. And when I mean busty, I mean BBW.
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Old 29-10-2006, 20:36   #52
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What is wrong with these girls? The Gaff is brute ugly. If he was rich or talented you could maybe understand these poor women being interested, but he's not!
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Old 29-10-2006, 21:08   #53
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I'm guessing he has charm and personality.

I bet he's nice and funny guy like Jerry Seinfeld. I would see why women would want to get knobed by him then.
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:36   #54
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I've decided...

I think Dean Gaffney should release an autobiography of all his sexual conquests. Including the time he begged a fat slapper to have sex with him on her doorstep and the time he had sex with the mother of his children when his condom split open.

He is livin da vida loca.
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Old 09-11-2006, 11:42   #55
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..Or indeed an autobiographical account of his 'career' to date:

'Starred' as a roadsweeper in a very poor soap.
Got sacked.
Returned briefly.
Did a reality show called 'The Club'.
Went bankrupt (still managing to live in an 800k house - no mean feat)
Complained that reality shows were beneath him; when the beautiful irony is of course, that they are above him.
Bedded a few hounds.
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:01   #56
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..Or indeed an autobiographical account of his 'career' to date:

'Starred' as a roadsweeper in a very poor soap.
Got sacked.
Returned briefly.
Did a reality show called 'The Club'.
Went bankrupt (still managing to live in an 800k house - no mean feat)
Complained that reality shows were beneath him; when the beautiful irony is of course, that they are above him.
Bedded a few hounds.
I'm baggsying my place in the queue at Ottakers now....
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Old 09-11-2006, 12:42   #57
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..Or indeed an autobiographical account of his 'career' to date:

'Starred' as a roadsweeper in a very poor soap.
Got sacked.
Returned briefly.
Did a reality show called 'The Club'.
Went bankrupt (still managing to live in an 800k house - no mean feat)
Complained that reality shows were beneath him; when the beautiful irony is of course, that they are above him.
Bedded a few hounds.
He shagged Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I wouldn't wait to see what he has to say about those norks.
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Old 09-11-2006, 16:46   #58
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LOL @ this thread.

Richard Blackwood works for Choice fm
http://www.choicefm.com/Article.asp?id=44568

(I can't find his myspace).
He is still confused about how he likes to talk......but hey!
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Old 09-11-2006, 18:09   #59
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His "numerous" television appears include Club Class , The Base and Series 2 of Togs. Apparently I only remember him from having that enema live on telly - surely you couldn't sink much lower
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Old 09-11-2006, 18:14   #60
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As for Dean, it appears the dole rumours are true (according to The People)

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17762830&method=full&siteid=93463&headline=stars-who-fell-to-earth-name_page.html

...as did Jim McDonald (although I heard an even juicier rumour about him, although I'm sure it would be libellous) and Pete Beale. John Alford managed to land a reasonably good 'gig' as a taxi driver, but then got himself banned for 16 months Oh dear...
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Old 09-11-2006, 18:50   #61
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As for Dean, it appears the dole rumours are true (according to The People)

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17762830&method=full&siteid=93463&headline=stars-who-fell-to-earth-name_page.html

...as did Jim McDonald (although I heard an even juicier rumour about him, although I'm sure it would be libellous) and Pete Beale. John Alford managed to land a reasonably good 'gig' as a taxi driver, but then got himself banned for 16 months Oh dear...
as I said before if you can live in an £800k house in Surrey whilst being on the dole then I really should give my job up
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Old 09-11-2006, 18:52   #62
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Apparently he's given the house up now - according to another People piece. As of September, he was saying he's only got enough to live on for the next couple of months Almost feel bad for mocking him now. That said, he also said he was offered 50-odd quid a week Jobseekers Allowance but refused it, saying it wouldn't pay for his shampoo and hair gel
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Old 09-11-2006, 18:55   #63
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The Fall of the Mighty Gaff
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Old 09-11-2006, 19:02   #64
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Apparently he's given the house up now - according to another People piece. As of September, he was saying he's only got enough to live on for the next couple of months Almost feel bad for mocking him now. That said, he also said he was offered 50-odd quid a week Jobseekers Allowance but refused it, saying it wouldn't pay for his shampoo and hair gel
yenh but even if he cant get work as an actor theres plenty of other things he could do....if he swallowed his pride. Retrain and do somethign else?
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Old 09-11-2006, 19:04   #65
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We really aught to all put aside some of our own wages to keep him in the lifestyle he's become accustomed to, don't you think Bored?
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Old 09-11-2006, 20:45   #66
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I have zero sympathy.
Has he ever considered getting off his arse and getting a 'proper' job?
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Old 10-11-2006, 10:02   #67
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Gaffers playing a nasty pimp on the bill last night!

Then he got beaten up!

It was amazing! Surely that'll keep him afloat for a while?
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Old 10-11-2006, 13:42   #68
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Was he any good in it? Has he matured with age, or just the same old road sweep?
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Old 10-11-2006, 15:32   #69
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He wasn't too bad, his skin has cleared up. It's just so hard to take him seriously as a wideboy-gangsta-pimp

He kept say "deeeetectivvvveeee" to be all the more sinister, like
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Old 10-11-2006, 15:36   #70
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He wasn't too bad, his skin has cleared up. It's just so hard to take him seriously as a wideboy-gangsta-pimp

He kept say "deeeetectivvvveeee" to be all the more sinister, like
sounds like the artful dodger or Fagin from Oliver !
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Old 10-11-2006, 16:49   #71
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You've got to pimp a prozzie or two...!
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Old 10-11-2006, 16:51   #72
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You've got to pimp a prozzie or two...!
see, he could be in pantomine as a baddie.....

come on theatre bosses, take pity & give the roadswepper a part....even if its just in the chorus?
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Old 10-11-2006, 16:52   #73
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I think that's the route Leslie 'Taxi Driver' Grantham went down, before all that finger-sucking business
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Old 10-11-2006, 17:09   #74
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Sonyyyyyya!!
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Old 10-11-2006, 17:22   #75
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So, the Fruit & Veg man on the dole, the Gaff in one episode of The Bill in three years or so, the shouty Irishman from Corrie on the dole and Jon Alford driving a taxi - lesson to us all: if you land a cushy part in a soap, never leave...
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