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I will be drunk by the end of tomorrow's show!
When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:
Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink A performer cries - empty your glass Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears. LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance...
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Great shout Cybergirl I will be catching up with XFactor on Sunday whilst nursing a hangover so probably not the best idea, but may get the girls round and have a go next Saturday night, maybe some new rules will pop up by then! I reckon a shot of something very strong should Kate Thornton be wearing a badly styled outfit.....
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:
Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink A performer cries - empty your glass Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears. LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance... ![]()
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" -
Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - yes, have noticed both those things happening regularly
Last edited by smudge82 : 20-10-2006 at 14:09. |
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Originally Posted by ArtyAttack
I see you got the HolyMoly email too.
![]() LOL! I really should credit them as my source...
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Originally Posted by blondiesp
Great shout Cybergirl I will be catching up with XFactor on Sunday whilst nursing a hangover so probably not the best idea, but may get the girls round and have a go next Saturday night, maybe some new rules will pop up by then! I reckon a shot of something very strong should Kate Thornton be wearing a badly styled outfit.....
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And every time Robert says "Fank yoo for dis opportuni'i.", throw a bottle at the screen!
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Good idea!
This post just demonstrates that X Factor is all getting a bit repititive now. |
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Originally Posted by diary_room
And every time Robert says "Fank yoo for dis opportuni'i.", throw a bottle at the screen!
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I would try it but I would risk dying from extreme alcohol poisoning
Some more: Sharon makes patronising comment about someone's age - drink Simon tells someone that they gave the best peformance of the night/series/history of the universe - drink The final act definitely through to the next round... will find out after the break - finish current drink Last edited by InsomniacParade : 20-10-2006 at 20:18. |
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this is a very funny game - i might give it a shot - but web cams NOT allowed, lol
crikey - wonder how many typos we'll be seeing and swearing and there'll be an invasion of the smilies so maeke sho you f*cking bitch gooddun props an swayer lick yo neyah swayah bofo you f****** ** ** **kkerstha wssant mi - onnist
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People might actually enjoy SB's album by the end
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Originally Posted by solaris1
so maeke sho you f*cking bitch gooddun props an swayer lick yo neyah swayah bofo you f******
** ** **kkerstha wssant mi - onnist ![]()
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can i drink a bottle of wine every time Simon's anaolgy is a Cruise ship , wedding, kids party singer ?
Pleas , me hic then pished!!! |
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PMSL! Best post I've read all week!
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Just remembered another one
- simon starts his comment like it is going to be terrible then it ends up good like "that wasn't good....(pause, audience boo) It was FANTASTIC! (he smiles)...the best we've seen so far (audience cheers) - 3 shots because we've been blessed with a few cliches - panto boos, panto cheers, and simon's cliche comments! |
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
It is too funny to ignore.
LOL! I really should credit them as my source... ![]() Also: If anyone says they have "so much more to give / offer" in an effort to win support - drink and DON'T VOTE |
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If Nikita talks about her dead mother - drink
If a judge talks about Nikita's dead mother - drink If Kerry talks about her wheelchair - drink If a judge talks about Kerry's wheelchair - drink |
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This is the best post ive read in ages! excellent!
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Originally Posted by N X M
That's the most sense you've made so far during the X Factor 3 threads solaris1
![]() well that shows me where you are coming from, doesn't it? sorry to have posted so above your head before
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cybergirl3
When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:
Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink A performer cries - empty your glass Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears. LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance... ![]()
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I will be drunk by the end of tonight's show, no worries!
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I wish I'd seen this thread sooner. Maybe next week.
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It would be fun to try and post after the first performance...

**kkers