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Old 20-10-2006, 13:30
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When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:


Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink

One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing

Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink

Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink

A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks

Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink

Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink

A performer cries - empty your glass

Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass

Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears.

LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance...
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Old 20-10-2006, 13:35
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Great shout Cybergirl I will be catching up with XFactor on Sunday whilst nursing a hangover so probably not the best idea, but may get the girls round and have a go next Saturday night, maybe some new rules will pop up by then! I reckon a shot of something very strong should Kate Thornton be wearing a badly styled outfit.....
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Old 20-10-2006, 13:37
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:


Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink

One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing

Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink

Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink

A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks

Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink

Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink

A performer cries - empty your glass

Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass

Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears.

LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance...
I see you got the HolyMoly email too.
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Old 20-10-2006, 14:07
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" -

Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer -

yes, have noticed both those things happening regularly

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Old 20-10-2006, 14:17
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Originally Posted by ArtyAttack
I see you got the HolyMoly email too.
It is too funny to ignore.

LOL! I really should credit them as my source...
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Old 20-10-2006, 14:18
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Originally Posted by blondiesp
Great shout Cybergirl I will be catching up with XFactor on Sunday whilst nursing a hangover so probably not the best idea, but may get the girls round and have a go next Saturday night, maybe some new rules will pop up by then! I reckon a shot of something very strong should Kate Thornton be wearing a badly styled outfit.....
And down your drink when she has another hideous wig on - like last week
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Old 20-10-2006, 14:23
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And every time Robert says "Fank yoo for dis opportuni'i.", throw a bottle at the screen!
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Old 20-10-2006, 14:24
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Good idea!

This post just demonstrates that X Factor is all getting a bit repititive now.
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Old 20-10-2006, 14:44
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Originally Posted by diary_room
And every time Robert says "Fank yoo for dis opportuni'i.", throw a bottle at the screen!
Make sure it is plastic - you need a Tv to continue enjoying the cliches while getting drunk!
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Old 20-10-2006, 20:15
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I would try it but I would risk dying from extreme alcohol poisoning

Some more:

Sharon makes patronising comment about someone's age - drink

Simon tells someone that they gave the best peformance of the night/series/history of the universe - drink

The final act definitely through to the next round... will find out after the break - finish current drink

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Old 20-10-2006, 22:21
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this is a very funny game - i might give it a shot - but web cams NOT allowed, lol

crikey - wonder how many typos we'll be seeing

and swearing

and there'll be an invasion of the smilies


so maeke sho you f*cking bitch gooddun props an swayer lick yo neyah swayah bofo you f****** ** ** **kkers

tha wssant mi - onnist
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Old 21-10-2006, 00:02
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People might actually enjoy SB's album by the end
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Old 21-10-2006, 00:33
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Originally Posted by solaris1
so maeke sho you f*cking bitch gooddun props an swayer lick yo neyah swayah bofo you f****** ** ** **kkers

tha wssant mi - onnist
That's the most sense you've made so far during the X Factor 3 threads solaris1
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Old 21-10-2006, 01:41
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can i drink a bottle of wine every time Simon's anaolgy is a Cruise ship , wedding, kids party singer ?

Pleas , me hic then pished!!!
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Old 21-10-2006, 02:03
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PMSL! Best post I've read all week!
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Old 21-10-2006, 09:55
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Just remembered another one

- simon starts his comment like it is going to be terrible then it ends up good like "that wasn't good....(pause, audience boo) It was FANTASTIC! (he smiles)...the best we've seen so far (audience cheers) - 3 shots because we've been blessed with a few cliches - panto boos, panto cheers, and simon's cliche comments!
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Old 21-10-2006, 11:10
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
It is too funny to ignore.

LOL! I really should credit them as my source...
You are forgiven for not crediting HolyMoly, cybergirl3, because you have brought this to everyone's attention.

Also:

If anyone says they have "so much more to give / offer" in an effort to win support - drink and DON'T VOTE
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Old 21-10-2006, 11:17
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If Nikita talks about her dead mother - drink
If a judge talks about Nikita's dead mother - drink
If Kerry talks about her wheelchair - drink
If a judge talks about Kerry's wheelchair - drink
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Old 21-10-2006, 12:01
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This is the best post ive read in ages! excellent!
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Old 21-10-2006, 12:49
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Originally Posted by N X M
That's the most sense you've made so far during the X Factor 3 threads solaris1

well that shows me where you are coming from, doesn't it? sorry to have posted so above your head before
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Old 21-10-2006, 14:58
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Originally Posted by cybergirl3
When watching the X Factor tomorrow night, play this drinking game. The rules are as follows:


Random family member of one of the contestants shouts out indecipherable encouragement - drink

One of the judges gets 'panto villain' booing for their comments - drink for duration of the booing

Shot of family member wearing t-shirt with contestant's face cheaply printed on it - drink

Louis mispronounces 'Saturday' as 'Sarr-day' - finish drink

A contestant says, "It's been an incredible journey" - switch drinks

Any of the judges tells an act, "You made the song your own" - drink

Louis says, "I love you, the audience love you, and the public will love you as well" - finish your drink

A performer cries - empty your glass

Louis praises an obviously piss-poor performance by one of his acts - empty your glass

Sharon makes a lecherous remark about any male performer - empty your glass, fill it up and empty it again, crying hot, salty tears.

LOL! I think we should all do this - at least those of all old enough to drink... It would be fun to try and post after the first performance...
Wonderful work. I may just have an early glass 'cause of this...
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Old 21-10-2006, 18:58
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I will be drunk by the end of tonight's show, no worries!
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Old 21-10-2006, 19:14
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I wish I'd seen this thread sooner. Maybe next week.
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